You gotta love Football Chants and Songs. . . Some of my favorites <o =""></o> Uncle Fern will like this one… (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich: Your sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother You all f@*k one another The <st1:city w:st="on"><st1 ="">Norwich</st1> </st1:city>family der der der der clap clap etc <o =""></o> <st1:city w:st="on">Newcastle</st1:city> fans towards <st1 ="">Sunderland</st1> fans. ''Going down .going down going down, the macckems fans reply..... So are we , so are we , so are we . Cruel, but funny… "Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?" Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips <o =""></o> Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!: "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" <o =""></o> (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind): "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER" <o =""></o>He's here, he's there We're not allowed to swear Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf" <st1:city w:st="on"><st1 =""></st1></st1:city>Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song. <o =""></o> A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome..... *in style of Chim-Chiminey* "Tim timminy Tim timminy Tim Tim Tirooo We've got Tim Howard and he says Fvck YOU!! <o =""></o> In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from Football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match.. He's red, He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad <o =""></o>
"**** off Chelsea FC You ain't got no history 5 European Cups and 18 leagues that's what we call history" Heard at Stamford Bridge from the traveling Kop.
Probably were -- I just wasn't there. Another to the tune of Sleepy Jean "Cheer up Peter Reid oh what can it mean to a complete wanker with a sh1te football team" also: "It's here, it's there, Phil's nose is everywhere" Liverpool opponents taunting Phil Thompson.
you are a scouser an ugly scouser you're only happy on Giro day your mom's out stealing your dad's drug dealing please don't take my hubcaps away
Ok, to the tune of Que Sera, Sera Steve Gerrard, Gerrard he hits the ball forty yards he's big and he's fvcking hard Steve Gerrard Gerrard
My all time fav.. To the tune of 'Seasons in the Sun' We had joy, we had fun We had Tottenham on the run But the fun didn't last 'coz the bastards ran too fast
We used to have quite a few mouthy feckers show up at the Bridge. A nice (very loud) round of this one, always shut them up...it was afterall, Chelsea. To the tune of that Irish song...tipperary (sp?) It's a long way to Fulham broadway It's a long way to run It's a long way to Fulham broadway ...and we'll be there before you <---very loud right here, always did the trick.
Thiago, whoa oh oh Thiago, whoa oh oh he comes from Sao Paulo he plays for Chicago sung by a few peeps at Chicago Fire matches, but no one seems to want to join in. They all just want to sing "Fire, Fire, Fire, Fire, lo lo lo lo" for 90 minutes.
Okay all you Chelsea fans - here's a trivia one for you. We sang this one for a reason, many years ago. It has a bit of history. No running off to Prenn for the answer now mind ; "One Sam Allardyce...there's only one Sam Allardyce" Get yer thinking caps on lads (and lassies)
Although it's actually only about 200 yards. One we may all agree on is: "Who the fvck are Man United" Another is: "Peter Reid peels bananas wif his feet, bananas wif his feet, bananas wif his feet"
Bit like no mans land at the second battle of the Marne - it's not really the actual distance, it's what was involved in getting there
He’s fat He’s round He’s never spent a pound Doug Ellis, Doug Ellis Chim Chimminy, Chim Chimminy, Chim Chim Charoo We hate those b*****ds in claret and blue....
how many years we talking about here,i know alot of the older lads were delighted when bloton relegated leeds,but i dont remember any sam chants t.b.h.
old time classic In the mid to late 80's at anfield (we) outsang the famous kop, again, near to half time when to the tune of "feed the world" (Band Aid song) Feed a scouser Let them have some charity (repeat ten times for effect) "20,000 scouse jaws dropped, it was priceless. Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand, And you'll never get a job, You'll never get a job, Sign on, sign on. Liverpool again late 80's to Walk on Does the Social Does the Social Does the Social know you're here? Does the Social know you're here? <st1:city w:st="on">Chelsea</st1:city> v<st1 =""> Liverpool</st1> 1982 always a fave one of mine. . . We all hate Leeds and we all hate Leeds We all hate Leeds and we all hate Leeds We all hate Leeds and we all hate Leeds We are the <st1 ="">Leeds</st1> and of course, old time classic..To Mickey Greenaway aka the Zigger-Zagger man - Died August 25th 1999 Zigga Zagga Zigga Zagga and the reply Oi! Oi! Oi!
Re: old time classic Excuse me, but Chelsea fans weren't the originators of the anti-scouser songs. You were probably a massive Thatcher supporter as well. They are still funny ... And it is "Sign on, Sign on and you'll never work again"
Re: old time classic thatcher!!? please there really is no need for that. the grocer's daughter is no friend of mine. Chelsea fans did in fact originate many of the anti-scouser songs btw Walk on, walk on With a porcupine up your arse And you'll never walk again You'll never walk again Tuesday May 8th, Liverpool 2-2 <st1:city w:st="on"><st1 ="">Chelsea</st1></st1:city> Sing when you're thieving You only sing when you're thieving Sunday January 26th 1997 <st1:city w:st="on">Chelsea</st1:city> 4-2 <st1 ="">Liverpool</st1> FA Cup 3rd Round De-oh Di Matte-o Vialli scores and the scousers go home Not one, not two, not three but four Vialli scores and the scousers go home To the tune of the Banana Boat Song Back in the 80’s Liverpoool were mainly supported by little kids, little brats that didn’t like losing, you’d go to games and most of the scousers would be children with their Dads, so all the singing from the Liverpool end was mainly high-pitched voices… <o =""></o>Can you teach your Can you teach your Can you teach your Dads to sing? Can you teach your Dads to sing? and Stamp on your lolly, I'm gonna stamp on your lolly To the tune of "Guantanamera"
Re: old time classic Well, this is your board and I don't want to turn it into a rivalries thread, but back in the 80's Liverpool didn't do much losing so our supporters, whoever they were, didn't get upset much. And it is logically inconsistent to suggest our supporters are all drug dealers and car thieves and then insist our support is made up of frontrunning suburban kids and their parents. It is either one or the other. But as to songs, since LFC has been so successful it is not surprising that there are a number of anti-scouser songs and that occasionally they are funny.