Fletchaldo

Hey what about the class goalkeeper Peteroy Schmoward!

 

NOO TOO MANY BLUNDERS!!!! I'm pretty sure the perfect keeper would be...Peter Schmeichell

 

I've always been fond of Nicky Vanaldo - committed player with classic English virtues, clinical finishing, and fancy tricks to boot

 

Nicky Van Roonaldo- The clinical finishing of Van Nistelrooy, with the pace and shooting of Rooney, and the skill, pace, and shooting of Ronaldo, and some english grit...sounds great don't it..

 

Its all very well, but what about some bad to go with the good? like Diego Seba ForBerson

 

Who's Nicky? We don't have a Nicky anymore (sniff, sniff)

 

Hey, thanks to johno, we've got Huff. He's as fast as Damien, but as strong as Robert.

 

We wouldn't concede anymore if we had Royvid Kellion in our DM position. An inspirational leader who's never caught for pace.

I'd also like to see Dong Epique-Rossi rising through the ranks soon

 

Malex Busgson - the ultimate "gaffer"

 

Is that pronounced 'Hoof' ??

 

won't let me rest with that one will ya? had to laugh at this thread a second time when i read this.

 

A lot of interesting combinations there but I'd settle for a Roy Scholes - circa 2000!

 

I'm partial to Fletcherson. Uniting both sides of the Fletcher-Kleberson divide.

 

I'd like to see Klemba-Klemba, a DM so shite they named him twice


Johno isn't gonna like that

 

Boo!!!!!!!!

 

Haha that is funny

but yeah he isn't going to like that

 

Now NOW... If that is not worth a card I don't know what is... this is blasphemy... our (the K.F.C.) lawyers are drafting a suit as we speak (type). I demand some sort of action, maybe a lynching or something... I hereby call a meeting of the high committee of the KFC (you know who you are)... everyone, to the batcave!

 

LOL... good to see my creation has found a place in the hearts of United fans.

Feels like I haven't been on here in forever. If anyone tells you broadband internet is easy to find in India, them's lyin'.

 

You hied yourself off to India? Vacation, I'd hope. I was wondering where you were.........

 

Well, I wouldn't say "hied"... the trip was mostly planned--though there's really no way to plan a desperate search for a western-style toilet while in the middle of Bombay's Victoria Terminal ("It's gonna be a photo finish"). What's important though is that I wasn't married off while I was there. Oh and they get loads more soccer on TV despite being ranked 129 places below the US.

 

Great thread

My best United 11 (some of these go back a while);

Petex Schmiechney

Gaz (shop steward) - Martary Buchanister - Steveo Ferdibruce - Gabnis Heinzwin

Steve Beckaldopellskis - Bobby Charltoles - Broyon Keanson (c) - Rydon Gigghill

George Cantooney

Mark Van Law

 

I fear that side... good picks... my question though is with Steveo Ferdinbruce and BroyonKeanson why do u need more defensive players? I think we could play a 1-1-6-2 with those two

 

I don't think I would want to be on the end of a tackle from Bryon Keanson - ouch!

Going drinking with George Cantooney could be interesting though, a poetic french drunkard in a shell suit who would be the best player ever to walk the earth, and the most feared player to referee

 

I feel so confused.