NSR: Five Major Religions Combined: Jistlamabudu

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  1. Oceans of time

    Jun 26, 2007
    Chicago
    Jistlamabudu: We take the self-denial / fasting aspects of each of the world's five major religions and combine them into one religion. This is about self-denial. This is about reliance on your higher power for strength. This is about purification.

    Judaism - Fast during The ten days of repentance from beginning of Rosh Hashanah to the end of Yom Kipper. Tisha B’Av.
    Catholicism - Lent is the season of self-denial. Be bold. Deny yourself sweets, the expensive coffee drink or generally something you like but don't need; or to be really bold about it don't eat food, just water, during the day for the entire Lenten period of 46 days.
    Islam - Fast during the day for the entire 29 to 30 days of Ramadan. Water at your discretion.
    Buddhism - Main fasting day is on full moon days.
    Hinduism - The Hindu way to fast is on a particular day of the week. Thursday, Tuesday, and Monday are the most common.

    This is about self-denial. This is about reliance on your higher power for strength. This is about purification. Try it for a year. It works. You should feel better physically, spiritually, mentally and emotionally.

    So for, 2012 for example, the Jistlamabudu fasting schedule would like this:

    Lent - Wednesday, February 22, 2012 through Saturday, April 7, 2012
    Tisha B’Av - July 28 and July 29
    Ramadan - Saturday, July 21 - Sunday, August 19
    The Ten Days of Repentance - September 16th - September 25th

    Full Moons:
    January: January 8
    February: February 7
    March: March 8
    April: April 6
    May: May 5
    June: June 4
    July: July 3
    August: August 1 and August 31
    September: September 29
    October: October 29
    November: November 28
    December: December 28

    Every Monday or Tuesday or Thursday : 52 days

    153 total days of fasting.
     
  2. ceezmad

    ceezmad Member+

    Mar 4, 2010
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Red Stars
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Can I celebrate the days were I can get presents instead of this?

    I mean Chirsmas, Kwanzaa, heineken (or what ever the Jewish thing is called), etc.
     
  3. Oceans of time

    Jun 26, 2007
    Chicago
    Absolutely. Jistlamabudu is compatible with other traditions because we Jistlamabuduists don't expect most people to practice Jistlamabuduism perfectly. Only the most orthadox Jistlamabuduists would fast on 153 days within a calendar year. Which reminds me. There's more good news. One word...Overlap. For instance, if there is a budhist full moon on a Hindu Thursday, Jistlamabuduists don't have to make that day up.
     
  4. StiltonFC

    StiltonFC He said to only look up -- Guster

    Mar 18, 2007
    SoCal
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In Chicagoland, you can break your fast in this manner
     
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  5. GiuseppeSignori

    Jun 4, 2007
    Chicago
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    First time I've ever repped Stilton for one of his posts on the Religion board. But I wholeheartedly agree with this. In fact, I take it as my sacred religious duty to break any fast with some pulled pork from Smoque. Or perhaps a rack of baby back ribs.
     
  6. StiltonFC

    StiltonFC He said to only look up -- Guster

    Mar 18, 2007
    SoCal
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hey, Joe! Walk in the light! :)
     
  7. Dyvel

    Dyvel Member+

    Jul 24, 1999
    The dog end of a day gone by
    Club:
    Leeds United AFC
    Nat'l Team:
    Ireland Republic
    Publish a calendar of the days you'll be fasting. I'll pop down to the Ironbound and eat and drink my way through it for you.
     
  8. Oceans of time

    Jun 26, 2007
    Chicago
    Now see that's what I'm talking about. We can have fun with this and still acheive a measure of spiritual enlightenment. I'm thinking that's where Protestant positive reinforcement fits in with Jistlamabudu. So, anyway, thanks for your respective contributions Ceezmad, StiltonFC, GiuseppiFignori and Dyvel.
     
  9. Oceans of time

    Jun 26, 2007
    Chicago
    So far, so good. 3 2012 fast days down, 150 to go. Who's with me?
     
  10. Tom_Heywood

    Tom_Heywood New Member

    Jan 7, 2012
    Club:
    Blackburn Rovers FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Wales
    So this is like one of those Transformers where you had 5 small ones to make up one big Transformer. Except in this case they manage to combine into a half starved pair of testicles.
     
  11. Oceans of time

    Jun 26, 2007
    Chicago
    This is hard. It may be a little dangerous too. I'm going to have to condition myself to fasting which may take.... a long time.
     

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