BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I just can't make this stuff up. I don't have to, the liberals are gifts that keep on giving! Therapy over an election loss! And these loons wanted to run the country. "Oh, Mr Bin Laden, let me consult my therapist before I respond to your videotape". BWAHAHAHAHA! First post-therapy Kerry supporter speaks out publicly A post-therapy John Kerry supporter spoke out about her trauma treatment for the first time this weekend, saying Florida psychologist Douglas Schooler took her from the depths of despair over President Bush’s victory to a new lease on life. Forty-four year old Karen of Boca Raton, a divorced mother of one who didn’t want her last name in print, called the trauma specialist’s intensive election therapy “profoundly effective” and described his hypnosis technique as “a healing process.” “I wasn’t sleeping,” Karen told the Boca Raton News in an interview. “I was very devastated and very astonished that people would re-elect this president. I was moody about the war and economic issues. I felt very unsettled and fearful. I thought, ‘Oh no, what will happen for four years?’” Karen, whose medical insurance covers the treatment, said she approached Schooler last week after finding herself unable to function publicly due to President Bush’s re-election. “Dr. Schooler absolutely understood the pain this election caused me and he opened my mind to a new point of view,” Karen said. “You’re relaxed, he talks to you and you just come out of it feeling more positive and renewed. It took one session. He did some relaxation techniques and probably did some things I didn’t even realize.” A Schooler client for seven years, dating back to her divorce, Karen said the doctor helped her realize it had been unhealthy for her to expect Kerry to win.
Mr. Mackey: Okay Eric, as your counselor, uh I want you to feel comfortable talking about anything, m'kay? Cartman: Mr. Mackey, is it possible that you can see something so funny that it ruins your sense of humor forever? Mr. Mackey: Well, I can't think of anything that would be THAT funny. Cartman: Two people with asses for heads. Ever since I saw them I can't laugh at anything. Mr. Mackey: Oh, I see, well... Well, what did you used to think was funny? Cartman: You know, all the usual stuff. Dirty jokes, funny movies, seeing someone die... This morning, I even saw a little girl get her fingers caught in a car poicture and... I couldn't laugh. I mean I... I knew it was funny, but I couldn't laugh.
Please Mike, we physicians don't use the term "nailed" when referring to relationships like this. We prefer the more professional terminology "laying pipe to"
According to Stedman's Medical Dictionary: "boning" is when you're doing your nurse. "laying the pipe to" is when you're doing a patient