Pre-match: Fire v. New York's not quite finest (NYCFCABCETC), 7.13 Soldier Field Apple TV thingy

Discussion in 'Chicago Fire' started by xtomx, Jul 13, 2024.

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All right, what happens tonight?

  1. Fire win BIG(ly)

    3 vote(s)
    30.0%

  2. Fire squeak out a win

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%

  3. Fire Draw

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%

  4. Fire Draw a match we should win

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Fire lose, again (still?)

    4 vote(s)
    40.0%

  6. Something Stoopid HAPPENS

    7 vote(s)
    70.0%

  7. Many Stupids Happen

    7 vote(s)
    70.0%

  8. Malört

    7 vote(s)
    70.0%

  9. Rubber Dick

    7 vote(s)
    70.0%

  10. Giant Frank "fat frank" Lampard shaped Rubber Dick

    3 vote(s)
    30.0%

  11. Oh, why bother? We aren't going to win MLS Cup this season!

    5 vote(s)
    50.0%

  12. We won't EVEN win the World Cup!

    4 vote(s)
    40.0%

  13. Go England!

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%

  14. Go Spain!

    3 vote(s)
    30.0%

  15. Go Messitina!

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  16. Go Colombia!

    3 vote(s)
    30.0%

  17. Screw those "fake" tournaments, we are on the cusp of the LEAGUES CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    3 vote(s)
    30.0%

  18. Frank Klopas Out! (come on, this team is way better than 13th in the East)

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%

  19. Frank Klopas In...for the USMNT

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%

  20. (with) Klopp in...for the FIRE!

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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  1. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    #76 xtomx, Jul 14, 2024
    He won't. You're good with the dancing banana for the near future.
     
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  2. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    #77 bunge, Jul 14, 2024
    I prefer individual stats. Aggregation behind a curtain just makes the numbers less useful. It’s like xG but somehow worse.
     
  3. goldclover

    goldclover Member+

    Mar 25, 2010
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    #78 goldclover, Jul 14, 2024
    I damn near want Barlow to come in now every game just Because of the dancing banana which makes me smile and laugh generally when I am..not.
     
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  4. overlap_old_coach

    overlap_old_coach Member+

    Chicago Fire
    United States
    May 2, 2022
    #79 overlap_old_coach, Jul 14, 2024
    Individual stats are certainly helpful!
    That said, the aggregates do 'simplify' comparing players overall performance...just not as "black and white".
     
  5. Pennsylvania Dave

    Pennsylvania Dave Member+

    Jul 31, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    #80 Pennsylvania Dave, Jul 14, 2024
    Did the dancing banana start with Przyblko? I can't really remember how these things organically happen.
     
  6. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    #81 xtomx, Jul 15, 2024
    Matt Fondy.
    Peanut Butter Fondy Time.

    He was just as useless on the field as "mighty" Tom Barlow, but had better hair.
    That is all I remember about him.
     
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