Fire nes 5/5/16

One shot at redemption and they go with Han's emo son, Ben.
Why not have a fun crossover with the Red Stars and have one of them dress up as Rey? Would've been more fun.

 

That is 33 seconds of life I will never get back.

They have interns working in their store?!? That must be a violation of labor laws.

How does working in a store develop the critical skills for the next generation of sports executives?

As someone who utilizes and supervises dozens of interns per year, I am very careful to provide a positive learning experience for the interns, not have then work retail.

This video and what it represents are a disgrace (...perhaps not surprising, though).

 

They did it for your own good.

If they had Christen Press dress up as Rey and made a video of it, you would watch it, it would be the greatest thing you had ever seen, the emotion would over take you and you'd have a massive coronary.

At 17, you are too young for that! [emoji6]

They were concerned for your health and future. When the rest of us old timers die off or just fade away, you may be the only actual Fire "fan" left.

They have to preserve their last fan.

 

TBH, I was about to suggest a different player, but looking over things Press seems to be the best option.

It probably wouldn't be the BEST thing ever unless this song was playing in the background (The music would be symbolic of the fall of the Fire, while the Press/Rey imagry would symbolize hope for soccer in the city of Chicago):


Also, aren't the Fire trying to get rid of their older fans?

 

Thiam will compete for time with Matt Polster, but Paunovic said they could play together, which would allow the Fire to vary their schemes.

Nice to know you, Matt. Enjoy being a Portland Timber next fall.

 

I don't think the Fire are trying to get rid of their older fans.
I think the Fire simply don't give a crap about their older fans.
They are making it easier for the older Fire fans to leave.

 

Edited for clarity

 

I clicked on this hoping to see a Chicago Fire NES, but instead it's just more news about our abysmal soccer team.

 

The Chicago Fire NES is in Nelson's office. He uses it to scout players. Scouting players is hard.

 

"Come on, you pixels in Red!
Come on, you pixels in Red!"

 

Does this mean blowing on the cartridge is a part of the process?

 

someone tell Andy to stop hitting the reset button

 

Burn it. Burn it all.

 

OMG, I just had my wisdom teeth out a few days ago and this just sent me into a painful laughing fit. So right now I hate you in the best way possible, A+

 

who's Link in this scenario?

 

Well, over the years, there has been a lot of blowing Mr. Hauptman's way, so...

 

You and Jiggly's sister with the wisdom teeth this last week. That may explain his crankiness.

 

Well, Pauno is Nelson's soccer soulmate, so in the absence of evidence to the contrary, we have to assume that Nelson = Link. Something something Triforce of Courage to trust in the process something.

 

Orrin Schwarz @Orrin_Schwarz
I'll be writing about the @sjohn25 situation. He spoke candidly today about it. #cf97