PBP: Fire invade Montreal for football and Poutine 5.16.26 3:30 pm Apple TV

Discussion in 'Chicago Fire' started by xtomx, May 16, 2026.

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What happens in our afternoon clash in the "Great White North"?

  1. Fire win and send another sucky MLS squad away in tears.

    11 vote(s)
    100.0%
  2. Fire AND Montreal both think Frank Klopas is still in charge so they decide to draw.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Fire lose, snapping their one game win "streak"

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Malört

    6 vote(s)
    54.5%
  5. Rubber Dick!

    3 vote(s)
    27.3%
  6. SOMETHINGS STUPID Happen (yes, more than one stupid)

    7 vote(s)
    63.6%
  7. There Will BE Blood!

    3 vote(s)
    27.3%
  8. Poutine is a cruel mistreatment of poor defenseless cheese curds.

    3 vote(s)
    27.3%
  9. Saputo milk is as rancid as his team!

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%
  10. Cuypers scores and keeps up the "streak"

    7 vote(s)
    63.6%
  11. Is Lewandowski playing...in Saudi Arabia?

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. Robert "Big Bob" Lewandowski will be suiting up for the Fire some time soon.

    3 vote(s)
    27.3%
  13. Come on, Fire, win today and next week and go into almost 2 month the World Cup break on a high!

    6 vote(s)
    54.5%
  14. We should be great once back, when we have our full complement of players, including Lewandowski!

    2 vote(s)
    18.2%
  15. We should be great once back, when we have our full complement of players, even w/o Lewandowski!

    3 vote(s)
    27.3%
  16. I am at the match. C'est bon!

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  17. If I had gone, I would have tried to seek asylum in Canada. This country is getting to be too much!

    3 vote(s)
    27.3%
  18. I will be on the davenport, watching intently

    3 vote(s)
    27.3%
  19. I have something way better to do this afternoon.

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%
  20. I am already up for this 5:30 am Sunday morning affair.

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. xtomx

    xtomx Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Another afternoon match for the Fire, this time in the great city of Montreal, Quebec Canada.

    Last match out, the Fire blew away an underwhelming DC United team, 3-1.
    I have to admit that I have been so busy that I have not watched a replay of the match.
    I guess depending out today turns out I might watch it.

    Now, the weary road warriors (well, Robin Lod is currently cosplaying the Lord Humongous, the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!, I vote Cuypers for Mad Max. I think Zinckernagel as the Gyro Pilot. Elliot for Pappagallo, leader of the settlers. I admit I had to look up that character's name. Had we not sold him in January young Brian G would be the "feral kid." Mixing metaphors and media, not sure who would be Hawk or Animal. Yeah, yeah, different "Road Warriors")...anyway
    The Fire continue their assault on the Conference with another match in the Eastern time zone (for the record, the Fire and Nashville are the ONLY Teams in the Eastern Conference in the Central Time Zone).

    Let's get two things out of the way right now:

    1) Montreal is a great city. History, multiculturalism, great food, some good beer, I adore Montreal. A hell of a lot better than Toronto.
    2) Montreal is a crap team. Terrible ownership, no heart, no outstanding players. They just suck. It is a bit of a shock that they actually have more than one point per match (13 points from 12 matches).

    They have most of those 13 points by being very good at home. They have 3 wins, 1 draw and 1 loss in their five home matches.

    All time the Fire have 11 wins, 8 draws and 13 losses versus the team from Quebec.
    In Canada, the Fire have 4 wins, 3 draws and 10 losses. I actually thought it was worse than that.

    They have a decent goal scorer in German born Ghana International Prince Owusu, who has 6 goals in only 900 minutes, and had 13 in MLS play last season. Pretty darn good, not Hugo Cuypers' good (of course), but pretty good. He has not scored in a few matches, so he might be prime to break that today. A player the Fire defense need to keep on this afternoon.

    Next up, is young Venezuelan attacker Wiki Carmona. A substitute when the Fire host Montreal in March, he went on to score two goals the next match and has been a constant starter since then. Another player for the Fire defense to shut down.

    One interesting note is that every new player for Montreal this season, except for 20 year old winger Noah Streit (from FC Basel, clearly trying to escape the shadow of Shaqiri) was from within MLS (a couple of academy players and intra league deals). The lack of ambition from Montreal is pretty stunning. Yes, owner Joey Saputo has other toys at his disposal (by all appearances, he seems to have lost much of his interest in CF Montreal, after he purchased Bologna (the team, not the lunch meat) a few years back.

    Well, whether it is a relative lack of money or interest, the results speak for themselves.
    Last year, they were 28th in the league. This year, they were early candidates for the Wooden Spoon, prior to a decent run seeing them "rocket" to 11th in the East. That said, a loss today, coupled with a couple of other results, they could be down to 14th (no chance of going bottom, Atlanta is rightly clinging tightly to the moniker of Worst Team in the East).
    However, it is important to remember that Montreal played a massive number of road matches to begin the season, including their first six.
    Today is their seventh home match in the their last eight matches (7 in MLS, one in the Canadian Championship).

    It will be interesting to see if Canadian International Joel Waterman faces his old squad, after his transfer to the Fire last summer. His transfer brought needed stability to the Fire defense and paired well with Jack Elliot, but the emergence of Mbokazi has made Waterman an expensive bench player. That said, he is a veteran presence and can spell either Elliot or Mbokazi at a moment's notice.

    As we all know, the Fire beat Montreal pretty soundly in February (Yes, Chicago and Montreal playing a match outside in February. Nuts to happen in either city), As you likely recall, the Fire went 1-0 early and then Jonathan Dean was "competently" red carded and the Fire played 56 minutes down a man. That said, they dominated pretty much every aspect of the match, scoring two goals in stoppage time to put the "Canadiens" away. It was a gutsy performance by the Men in Red.

    This afternoon, the Fire need to be clicking on al cylinders again. As stated above, the Fire have a pretty terrible record in Montreal.

    We will not have to face Chicago fire "legend" Fabian Herbers, as he is out due to sucking, er "lower body" injury.

    [​IMG]
    Chicago Fire FC
    • OUT: Leonardo Barroso (lower body)
    • OUT: André Franco (lower body)
    • QUESTIONABLE: Robin Lod (face)
    • QUESTIONABLE: Sergio Oregel Jr. (head)
    • QUESTIONABLE: Anton Saléros (head)

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    CF Montréal
    • OUT: Owen Graham-Roache (lower body)
    • OUT: Fabian Herbers (lower body)
    • OUT: Bode Hidalgo (lower body)
    • OUT: Josh-Duc Nteziryayo (lower body)
    • OUT: Hennadii Synchuk (lower body)


    Fire 3-1 today
    The Fire take all three points today but Hugo Cuypers does NOT score
    (see, since I suck a predictions, if I say he does not score, he will likely end up with a hat trick).
     
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  2. xtomx

    xtomx Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Sorry for the preview only an hour before kick off today.


    I had graduation this morning and then had to grab some food.
     
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  3. xtomx

    xtomx Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    #3 xtomx, May 16, 2026
    Last edited: May 16, 2026
    [​IMG]
    Waterman starts
    Radojević starts
    Gutman to the bench.
    Salétros does not make the team. His "head" must be bothering him.
    Bamba, D'Avilla and Oregel dropped from the 18.
     
  4. overlap_old_coach

    Chicago Fire
    United States
    May 2, 2022
    Annnnd, no Bamba:cautious:
     
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  5. xtomx

    xtomx Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Yep, I was still editing after noticing Bamba missing.
     
  6. overlap_old_coach

    Chicago Fire
    United States
    May 2, 2022
    Found a different graphic out there for availabilty...not sure why
    [​IMG]
     
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  7. overlap_old_coach

    Chicago Fire
    United States
    May 2, 2022
    The MLS site shows us lining up 4-3-3, which makes sense with Waterman at CDM, but Joe Chatz just described in a 'preview' a 4-4-2 with Lod joing Hugo uptop (MHS & Zinck on the wings). Curious to see.
     
  8. xtomx

    xtomx Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Update! Thanks
     
  9. schroncar

    schroncar Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Mar 2, 2007
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Availability reports for Bamba change more quickly than politicians positions.
     
  10. overlap_old_coach

    Chicago Fire
    United States
    May 2, 2022
    Annnd the broadcast just displayed 4-2-3-1o_O
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    So…4-4-2 in defense and 4-2-3-1 in attack.

    Let’s see how Mauri actually positions himself…he can certainly be part of the attack, but GGG may ask him to stay back.
     
  11. xtomx

    xtomx Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    42.8% win probability for the Fire. A bit of a surprise.
    31.7% for Montreal
     
  12. plezercruz

    plezercruz Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Dang. Missing second straight match.

    Pete (was at that Minecraft experience Wednesday and at Lincolnshire Marriott theater right now)
     
  13. overlap_old_coach

    Chicago Fire
    United States
    May 2, 2022
    Sloppy Rado...
     
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  14. harrylee773

    harrylee773 Member+

    Palermo
    Jul 28, 2004
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Mmmm poutine, and my favorite kind of MLS game, the kind I can watch with French commentary (anything is better than the English language broadcast). Also love the afternoon games - considering the Fire drew like 23k last weekend, maybe we’ll get some more of these soon.
     
  15. xtomx

    xtomx Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Seeing the Elvis musical?


    My mom absolutely loved the Marriot Theater. One year we bought her a subscription for Christmas. She was thrilled.
     
  16. lurak

    lurak Member+

    Aug 24, 2007
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Who scheduled for afternoon? Just got done with my son’s hockey so I’m sort of missing this one. I’m expecting a stupid loss.
     
  17. xtomx

    xtomx Moderator
    Staff Member

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Great individual attacking play by Zinckernagel, but the shot goes just wide.
     
  18. schroncar

    schroncar Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Mar 2, 2007
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Lousy way for him to start the match. Only got the card because of “ his reputation”, but that is why he needs to improve in that area.
     
  19. overlap_old_coach

    Chicago Fire
    United States
    May 2, 2022
    Nice effort by Zinck...most recently dropping into the huge hole in the middle.

    The attack looks to much like 4-2-4 with the 2 laying deep and no one playing in the CAM space
     
  20. overlap_old_coach

    Chicago Fire
    United States
    May 2, 2022
    Z I N C K ! ! !

    First blood!


    Good observation by the commentator...Cuypers dropping/sliding sideways pulled the CB and made more space for Zinck's shot.:thumbsup:
     
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  21. harrylee773

    harrylee773 Member+

    Palermo
    Jul 28, 2004
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Un but de Fire de Chicago!
     
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  22. xtomx

    xtomx Moderator
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    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    GOAL!

    Zinckernagel smashes it into the net, after some chaos in the Montreal box.
     
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  23. Pennsylvania Dave

    Jul 31, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
  24. schroncar

    schroncar Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Mar 2, 2007
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That was an unbelievable pass by Radojevic
     
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  25. Pennsylvania Dave

    Jul 31, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I made it...it wasn't easy but I made it.
     

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