Fire Caleb Porter

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  1. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Did you at least watch this one?

    You should check out Dom Tiberi’s twitter if you want to see moronic takes on the Crew.
     
  2. Jim Bach

    Jim Bach Member+

    Bradford City Association Football Club
    May 11, 1999
    Land of the Lizard People, or so I'm told
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    Can’t believe that asshole is still coaching our beloved, storied team. We deserve better.
     
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  3. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
    Club:
    Birmingham City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    God dammit though
     
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  4. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Sargent Stanger of the Fan Police is in mid-season form!!!! ******** yes!

    I did watch from about the 35th minute on. It wasn't great! That seems to be the consensus!

    As for Tiberi I don't follow him on twitter. Too much information I don't care about like the immoral cabal that is the NCAA. Every once in a while something comes across my timeline from his though when searching #crew96. And I can understand why you would find him moronic. It seems he has in the past called you out on your faux machismo and constant negativity on posts like this one...



    Pace yourself, James. Take a water break. We'll need you when and if the season resumes. Never change. Stay true yourself. Stay gold, ponyboy.
     
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  5. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What’s funny is that Dom actually thinks that I’m like you, 100% negative, 100% of the time. He also thinks Porter is ELITE. I thought you two might have something to talk about [emoji23]

    I have no idea why he tweets at me all the time.
     
  6. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    It's because you search out people to be aggrieved by James. You then take on a combative nature and and reply nearing the point of harassment on any number of social media platforms in order to make yourself feel better. Your unique cocktail of equal parts complete certainty in your beliefs and complete lack of self awareness then leaves you puzzled why some people view you as they do. But, we all have opportunities for growth.

    Speaking of opportunities for growth, here is hoping that next time Caleb Porter fields a superior team against Adrian Heath he doesn't wind up completely outsmarted and out coached.

    Glory To Columbus.
     
  7. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Eh, that was a poor coaching performance by Porter. Given that MNUFC was conceding possession and basically parking the bus, we should have put Adi in much earlier to play alongside Zardes. It would have given them another big body in the box to worry about.
     
  8. redi44crew

    redi44crew Member+

    Mar 27, 2007
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I find it shocking that no one has snapped up de Boer...

    [​IMG]

    (I am admittedly jealous that he has that sweet ride - I only had crutches whose design predated the Great Flood when recovering from an ankle injury)
     
  9. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    that level of programming has not been patched into coachbot 9000's software yet
     
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  10. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It’s amazing how similar we are in your head!
     
  11. Crewster

    Crewster Member+

    Jan 28, 2005
    Worthington
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I wish the Laws could be changed in some fashion to make it more difficult for teams to park the bus and win. I don;t have the foggiest idea how to do that.
     
  12. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Lacrosse rules.Can't park a bus with seven passengers.
    In other words,no.
     
  13. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, if anything, Gregg was definitely known as a coach who ruled tournament games.



    Edit -- Porter would have gotten totally trounced by Indy Eleven rather than winning by a goal.
     
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  14. Jim Bach

    Jim Bach Member+

    Bradford City Association Football Club
    May 11, 1999
    Land of the Lizard People, or so I'm told
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    JFC what a clown.
     
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  15. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Like the Open Cup and the MLS Cup Final??:ROFLMAO:
     
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  16. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I don't know. I appreciate that James always plays the hits, falling back on the rhetorical equivalent of "I know you are but what am I...." It's part of what makes him such and admirable foil.

    Drop the needle on the "Pee-Wee's Playhouse Soundtrack!
     
  17. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018

    Outside of the open cup, Gregg was actually pretty good at knockout games. We were not actually that good in the 2015 playoffs (we only won one game in regular time) but still advanced. His approach in 2017 was similar.

    In the game against minnesota, we would have been more successful crossing than playing it to the feet of the front four. There was almost an aversion to crossing in Tuesday's game.
     
  18. DAK77

    DAK77 Member+

    Nov 10, 2008
    Merion Village, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    LAFC lost. They should fire everyone.
     
  19. redi44crew

    redi44crew Member+

    Mar 27, 2007
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Porter Masterclass - inserting Cadden for Santos to troll Sh!tcago. Go on, get yourself a goal Chris!
     
  20. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    beep boop cant beat kfc beep boop
     
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  21. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    On the bright side we know that the programming still blames the referee and the other team for all of CoachBot's shortcomings.
     
  22. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hang received another yellow card?!?!
     
  23. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Evidently if you humiliate a moderator after he spews forth incorrect racist garbage about Black Lives Matter, voter suppression, or any number of other items and end the post with the classic American salutation, "Go ******** yourself," that's more worthy of a card than the initial posts one was reacting to. It's in the terms of service, Chelsey. The mods are flawless and shall never be questioned or corrected.
     
  24. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Over a million dollars a year and he can’t even win in an empty Soldier’s Field.
     
  25. DGA57v2

    DGA57v2 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Apr 1, 2019

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