Fire Caleb Porter

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  1. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Breaking news out of last night's Supporter's Summit....


    Caleb Porter's authoritarian regime killed supporters groups. Individuality is no longer welcome. Groupthink only!
     
  2. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Some might have him on ignore, so can they?

    Which he reminds us every other week.

    - said Caleb Porter
     
  3. eboe

    eboe Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 23, 2006
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What the actual hell is that even supposed to mean?
     
  4. eboe

    eboe Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 23, 2006
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I mean, I get that they have moved under an umbrella but your penchant for hyperbole is somehow even more insane than my own...
     
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  5. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's sarcasm, Gary.
     
  6. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I thought the whole groupthink mention was a reference to hang’s position at the Ministry of Truth.
     
  7. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Or the Ministry of Love....
     
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  8. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Minister of Calcio, Negronis, Cocoa Locos, Love, Beefeater, and East Coast Hot Takes.
     
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  9. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Another Caleb Porter Disasterclass.

    Learn to hold a lead, you dope.
     
  10. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    beep boop. file 2020_tactics_defensive_withlead not found. please install file and reboot system. beep boop.
     
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  11. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    https://www.thisweeknews.com/sports/20200223/columbus-crew-coach-caleb-porter-optimistic-about-2020
    Success has been defined, it seems.
     
  12. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Pretty vague coach speak, to be honest. Virtually every coach appointed in MLS over the past several seasons has expressed a desire to "play attacking soccer" and "possess the ball."

    "The best position possible to enter the playoffs in a position of strength" sounds like a record skipping. But at least he has his eyes on the playoffs. It's a start.
     
  13. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    But given CoachBot's tendency to, well, CoachBot, it may be the best we get.
     
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  14. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    <yawn>

    Wake me up when he does something worthy of ridicule. Ripping him for generic coach speak before the season is petty.
     
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  15. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I wasn't ripping him. My biggest complaint last year was that there was no definition of success. I feel like the above quotes clearly lay out what CoachBot expects from his team. So, in 4 months when we're all bitching about whatever, we have a documented bar by which to measure. Of course, it's generic af but it's better than "go out there and win games."

    Look - I want Porter to succeed and become the American Sir Alex right here in Columbus. I want to lovingly refer to the new stadium as The House That Porter Built. I want to find an online betting site to put my money where my mouth is and maybe make a little back. I want this team to be successful. But we have to define that success, don't we?
     
  16. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That was the most beautiful sentiment in this thread.
     
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  17. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    There was but it was off the field. Building a staff, cleaning the stadium, getting a new stadium, bringing in new players. You don't plant a basil seed at 9AM and expect to make pesto at 5.
     
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  18. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Right, but this isn't the Fire Bez thread (god forbid - don't get any ideas, hang).
     
  19. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Understand but we knew last year was going to suck and we were right. This year is when we should expect results.
     
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  20. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Gelled or jelled? Andrulis favored gel.
     
  21. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Anyone that believes last year was anything other than just fielding a team has no real understanding of how decimated everything was, from the players to the fo to the facilities.

    I will say that it starts now, if this staff cannot win with these players, barring a rash of injuries, I will not have any issue with a “fire ___” thread.

    Playoffs should be the minimum.
     
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  22. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    beep boop undefeated beep boop
     
  23. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We would be more undefeated if we would fire Caleb Porter.
     
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  24. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
    I may be a possessionist but I cant stand this type of counter attacking soccer. Drives me crazy. We have a good defense and midfield we should use it.
     
  25. LainfordExpress

    Columbus Crew SC; Los Angeles FC; Heart of Midlothian FC, Arsenal FC
    United States
    Jul 1, 2018
    Los Angeles, CA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

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