Fire at Montreal Oreo Cookies, 9/19 @ Noon

I will be Minneapolis at the Immersive Van Gogh exhibit.

A psychotic dude who cut off his own ear or the Fire?

Easy decision.

 

There’s a game tomorrow?

 

Look, we all know that Montréal sucks as a city, Canada sucks as a country, and poutine is the worst foodstuff north of Cincinnati chili, but let’s not pretend that even if we somehow pull off a miracle win tomorrow it will matter for anything. Play Slonina, play Offor, play Guti if he’s healthy, play anyone under 25, really, and just get this miserable season to the finish line for once.

I’ll probably be watching the Steelers, anyway. Fire 4 Expos 2. Luka and Berić both have braces, Montréal gets one goal for being bilingual and another for finally ditching their corny, stupidass nickname.

 

I can't believe that the Fire would schedule a game during my Genshin Impact/NFL Redzone time. I even found a different gacha game to waste my time with.

Anyway, Fire win because they already failed this season and that's usually when they start winning for no reason.

 

Only 1 Slonina

No Aliseda or Gimenez for "violation of team rules."

 

Not a bad first half, honestly. The kid seems comfortable out there and there were some good scoring chances that you have to think will go in at some point if they keep it up.

 

False. Nobody likes these things, it’s not possible. I’m not sure what kind of undercover mod sting you’re trying to catch me up in, but I ain’t falling for it.

 

Fire down 1-0.

 

Passive offsides is dumb.

Good to see that the goal hasn’t rattled Slonina any.

 

WTF? Someone explain that to me? How was that not a goal?

 

I guess that was the "something stupid" part?

 

We obviously don’t suck because of the refs, but I swear this year has seen us have more inexplicably disallowed goals than I can remember. Combine that with the fact that we haven’t been awarded a single PK, and I believe it’s a league-wide conspiracy.

 

328 minutes since our last goal.

 

For the poll at the start of the 6-match road trip, I predicted 2 points. They got 3, with their first road win of the decade. Who knows, maybe they'll bag another before 2023. Whoop dee frelling doo.

Go Bournemouth.

 

Pathetic

 

What did I miss.

The Van Gogh event was pretty amazing.

 

Andy Dalton got injured and Fields got the win. Although, he did almost mess it up near the end. Also, the defense looked a lot better, except for the one safety.

Oh yeah, Fire lost. But that's normal.

 

Agreed.

 

Those mods try to be clever, but Montreal is a very nice city.

 

Apparently Marlena Evans is possessed by the devil and Biden won the election. Not much else really. https://deadline.com/2021/09/days-of-our-lives-revisit-possession-storyline-fall-episode-1234832436/