Fifa Rankings

Superb. That must be the last of Vogts awful results rendered irrelevant.

 

We always seem to go up when we don't play. Roll on the Faroes and Austria.

 

We'll probably climb even higher with more V*gts results becoming irrelevant all the time . We still have a 6-0 and 4-0 defeat to come off in the next year, plus ************ results against Moldova, Norway, Slovenia.

Scotland for the top ten

Seriously though, not going to major tournaments actually helps our rankings. The teams like USA that went to the WC and did shite are suffering for it.

It just tells you all you need to know about B*rti though. Poor Nigeria.

 

The rankings that actually make sense saw us move up to 38. Maybe a little low but far more realistic than FIFA.

http://www.eloratings.net/

 

Holy crap. This is outrageous. I hate bribery. This is disgusting. the scots should all be ashamed of themselves.

 

You are a strange strange lad.

 

I hate you, and your ugly parents.