Fictional Faculty Draft?

Discussion in 'Education and Academia' started by Jacen McCullough, Feb 13, 2006.

  1. Fleck

    Fleck New Member

    May 14, 2004
    Sacramento
    you guys are missing some good ones. Think substitutes ;-)
     
  2. Howard Zinn

    Howard Zinn Member

    Aug 9, 2005
    Brookline, MA
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I've been told I'm up, so for the 7th round I select...

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    Louanne Johnson for the movie Dangerous Minds.


    Iceblink has been PMed for his turn.
     
  3. Iceblink

    Iceblink Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Ipswich Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I've got no pic for this next one. This one is actually a real person... told of in a memoir... so no one truly knows for sure if he said all the things he said in the book... if he did everything he did in the book...

    Anyway, I choose this man because he taught Elie about the Kabbalah when everyone else thought he was too young. A man who was taken away from his home but managed to escape from the Nazis during the Holocaust... then was nice enough to come home to warn everyone... even though no one believed him....

    I choose... Sighet, Romania's own.........


    MOCHE THE BEADLE!!!
     
  4. Anteaters FC

    Anteaters FC New Member

    Mar 28, 2004
    Santa Monica
    Amateur archaeologist and expert in the cultivation of children's intelligence...

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    Etheline Tenenbaum.
     
  5. Via_Chicago

    Via_Chicago Member

    Apr 1, 2004
    Bay Area, California
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I know you messaged me Anteaters, but isn't it bungadiri's pick?
     
  6. bungadiri

    bungadiri Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 25, 2002
    Acnestia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yep, it's my turn.

    I'm going to go with Prospero, from the Tempest. He spends the whole play teaching the other characters about love, so he'll be my prof of supernatural psychology and human emotional manipulation.
     
  7. Via_Chicago

    Via_Chicago Member

    Apr 1, 2004
    Bay Area, California
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Everyone needs a substitute teacher, right?

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    Jonathan Shale from The Substitute

    Oh, and bungadiri, Prospero is a great pick. Why didn't I think of that?
     
  8. Jacen McCullough

    Nov 23, 1998
    Maryland
    I'm heading home from tennis practice now. I'll post my pick when I get online tonight. Feel free to skip me, as my last few choices are not likely to be chosen by anyone else.
     
  9. Jacen McCullough

    Nov 23, 1998
    Maryland
    For the first pick of round 8, I will continue to fill out my arts department. Teaching art prep will be none other than Basil Hallward, the painter who painted the picture of Dorian Gray (though, seeing as how he was stabbed to death, he might have a bit of a problem!)

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    I'll have a recap up in a moment. Gringo, you're on the clock.




    1- Keating (English lit)
    2- Dumbledore (Headmaster)
    3- Lisa from Weird Science (Gym, health and sex ed)
    4- Izumi from FMA (Military Science and creative reproduction)
    5- Dick Solomon (Science/Physics)
    6- Mr. Feeney (History)
    7- Sister Mary Clarence (Music)
    8- Basil Hallward (Art)
    9-
    10-
     
  10. Jacen McCullough

    Nov 23, 1998
    Maryland
    ROUND 1:

    1- Me- John Keating
    2- Gringo- Ms. Burke
    3- Ismitje- Dr. J
    4- Norsk Troll- Jean Brodie
    5- TheSlipperyOne- Freddie Shoop
    6- Howard Zinn- Sean Maguire
    7- IceBlink- Mr. Hand
    8- Anteaters FC- Indiana Jones
    9- bungadiri- Jack Aubrey
    10- Via_Chicago- Yoda

    ROUND 2:

    1- Jacen McCullough- Albus Dumbledore
    2- GringoTex- Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" teacher
    3- Ismitje- Dr. Teeth
    4- Norsk Troll- Coach Norman Dale
    5- TheSlipperyOne-Professor Dave Jennings
    6- Howard Zinn- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
    7- IceBlink- Severus Snape
    8- Anteaters FC- Miss Cross
    9- bungadiri- Thufir Hawat
    10- Via_Chicago- Professor Grady Tripp


    ROUND 3:

    1- Jacen McCullough- Lisa from Weird Science
    2- GringoTex- Dean Wormer
    3- Ismitje- Dr. Hans Zarkov
    4- Norsk Troll- Mr. Chipping
    5- TheSlipperyOne- Dr. Diane Turner
    6- Howard Zinn- Miss Bliss
    7- IceBlink- Mr. Ray
    8- Anteaters FC- Jaime Escalante
    9- bungadiri- Ho'ed up Jane Eyre
    10- Via_Chicago- Principal Skinner

    Round 4:

    1- Jacen McCullough- Izumi
    2- GringoTex- High noon school marm
    3- Ismitje- Dr. Rosenrosen
    4- Norsk Troll- Captain John H. Miller
    5- TheSlipperyOne- Dewey Finn
    6- Howard Zinn- Bim
    7- IceBlink- Professor Charles Xavier
    8- Anteaters FC- Dean from the Simpsons
    9- bungadiri- Teshoo Lama
    10- Via_Chicago- Mr. Miyagi

    Round 5:

    1- Jacen McCullough- Dick Solomon
    2- GringoTex- School Teacher from Truffaut's "Small Change"
    3- Ismitje- Dr. Cliff Huxtable
    4- Norsk Troll- Mark Thackeray
    5- TheSlipperyOne- Emma Frost
    6- Howard Zinn- Veronica Vaughn
    7- IceBlink- Miss Crabtree
    8- Anteaters FC- The Professor
    9- bungadiri- Ms. Frizzle
    10- Via_Chicago- Jenny Calendar


    Round 6:


    1- Jacen McCullough- George Feeney
    2- GringoTex- The Teacher of the Wild Child
    3- Ismitje- Dr. Ludmila Krobopkin
    4- Norsk Troll- Gabe Kotter
    5- TheSlipperyOne- PENDING
    6- Howard Zinn- Father Barry
    7- IceBlink- The Fonz
    8- Anteaters FC- Mr. Bergstrom (aka Mr. Nerdstrom and Mr. Boogerstrom)
    9- bungadiri- Maggie Eagle Bear
    10- Via_Chicago- Joseph Pagnol

    Round 7:


    1- Jacen McCullough- Sister Mary Clarence
    2- GringoTex- PENDING
    3- Ismitje- JL Chamberlain
    4- Norsk Troll- Tom Crick
    5- TheSlipperyOne- PENDING
    6- Howard Zinn- Louanne Johnson
    7- IceBlink- Moche the Beadle
    8- Anteaters FC- Etheline Tenenbaum
    9- bungadiri- Prospero
    10- Via_Chicago- Jonathan Shale


    Round 8:

    1- Jacen McCullough- Basil Hallward
    2- GringoTex- PENDING
    3- Ismitje- Dr. Peter Venkman
    4- Norsk Troll- Koro
    5- TheSlipperyOne- PENDING
    6- Howard Zinn- On the clock
    7- IceBlink-
    8- Anteaters FC-
    9- bungadiri-
    10- Via_Chicago-
     
  11. Jacen McCullough

    Nov 23, 1998
    Maryland
    GringoTex's time has lapsed. Ismitje, you are now on the clock until 12 midnight eastern standard time.
     
  12. Ismitje

    Ismitje Super Moderator

    Dec 30, 2000
    The Palouse
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Round eight . . . Gotta go with someone who can fill more than one role for my university. And having sat next to a colleague from Psychology in an executive council meeting Thursday as we all discussed "strategic enrollment management" as he pointed out that Psych draws more majors than some other colleges on campus, I'd better be prepared there.

    So, needing someone in Psych but with dual degrees (also parapsychology) - AND preferably someone who speaks well to politicians (witness his dialogue with Lenny, the mayor of New York City) while not being "stiff" like other scientists (he's "more like a gameshow host" according to one person), I give you:

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    DR. PETER VENKMAN! I can only assume that the grants he collaborates on with Dr. Egon Spengler and Dr. Ray Stantz move with him, and that all three will end up at my school. So it's really a triple pick - Drs. Venkman, Spengler, and Stantz.
     
  13. bungadiri

    bungadiri Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 25, 2002
    Acnestia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What a great pick. Totally missed that one. Damn.
     
  14. Norsk Troll

    Norsk Troll Member+

    Sep 7, 2000
    Central NJ
    For the 8th Round, Norsk Troll selects:

    Koro
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    the leader of the Maori tribe in the movie Whale Rider,
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    who teaches all the young boys the traditional ways of the Maori warriors.
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    I'll put him in charge of cultural literacy.
     
  15. Jacen McCullough

    Nov 23, 1998
    Maryland
    The Slippery One, already with one pending pick, will be skipped. Thus, Howard Zinn is on the clock until 3:30AM
     
  16. Fleck

    Fleck New Member

    May 14, 2004
    Sacramento
    exactly what i was waiting for :p
     
  17. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    With my 6th pick I select:

    Chun, Master of Sinanju

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  18. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    With my 7th pick I select:

    Stiffler, Assistant Highschool Football Coach

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  19. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    With my 8th pick I select:

    Dr. Seth Brundle, the Brundlefly!

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  20. Iceblink

    Iceblink Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Ipswich Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is a long pause... who's up?
     
  21. bungadiri

    bungadiri Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 25, 2002
    Acnestia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think you are. Zinn was, but I don't know if he knows. In any case, his deadline has passed and the practice has been for the next person to go so I think you should feel free and he can fill in whenever, just like Slippery did.
     
  22. Iceblink

    Iceblink Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Ipswich Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It seems everyone has chosen a hot and sexy teacher...

    I want to jump on that bandwagon.

    I like this woman because she puts up with one seriously troublesome student.
    She has such patience. She also has a literary name, having been named after a character in The Screwtape Letters.

    And she is just smokin' hot... and she can pull off polka dots like no one else.

    From Calvin and Hobbes...... Mrs. Wormwood

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    Ismitje repped this.
  23. bungadiri

    bungadiri Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 25, 2002
    Acnestia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oooh baby. This may be my favorite pick so far.
     
  24. Anteaters FC

    Anteaters FC New Member

    Mar 28, 2004
    Santa Monica
    I'm going to go away from the visual representations, and take a teacher from literature...

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    Jack Gladney, Professor of Hitler Studies from DeLillo's White Noise.
     
  25. Caesar

    Caesar Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 3, 2004
    Oztraya
    There's a music teacher I'm really, really surprised hasn't been taken yet who would have been one of my first picks.

    I wish I'd signed up.
     

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