Fictional Faculty Draft?

Discussion in 'Education and Academia' started by Jacen McCullough, Feb 13, 2006.

  1. Jacen McCullough

    Nov 23, 1998
    Maryland
    Well, it looks like 9 is all we're going to get, so I'll start us off. There were three teachers I thought worthy of going number one overall, but when it came right down to it, one movie got me thinking about being a teacher in the first place, and that teacher HAD to be my number one pick. Ergo,

    I draft John Keating, English teacher from "Dead Poet's Society" with my number one pick.

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    GringoTex, you're on the clock until 7:10 tomorrow morning.
     
  2. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    I'm so going to suck at this.
     
  3. Jacen McCullough

    Nov 23, 1998
    Maryland
    So? We aren't ruining any REAL kid's lives with our fictional faculties. Between movies and literature, there are HUNDREDS of teachers to pick from. Pick all of Zach Morris' teachers if it behooves and amuses you. It's all about the fun.
     
  4. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    And with the Second Pick of the Fictional Faculty Draft, GringoTex selects:

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    Ms. Burke from Robert Rodriguez' The Faculty. Can't remember what she teaches, but who gives a fuck!

    Letourneau Highschool, baby- you'll be beating down the doors to get in!
     
  5. Via_Chicago

    Via_Chicago Member

    Apr 1, 2004
    Bay Area, California
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hey, I know it's late, but do you think I could take that last pick?
     
  6. Anteaters FC

    Anteaters FC New Member

    Mar 28, 2004
    Santa Monica
    I knew he'd go in the first round. I hate that movie.
     
  7. Norsk Troll

    Norsk Troll Member+

    Sep 7, 2000
    Central NJ
    Bastard. ;)
     
  8. minorthreat

    minorthreat Member

    Jan 1, 2001
    NYC
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Nat'l Team:
    Spain
    I take Jim Dixon, protagonist of Kingsley Amis' novel Lucky Jim.

    Best campus novel ever written.
     
  9. Norsk Troll

    Norsk Troll Member+

    Sep 7, 2000
    Central NJ
    Well, if you're going to take John Keating, then I'm going to take Jean Brodie:

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  10. Jacen McCullough

    Nov 23, 1998
    Maryland

    No problem, it's yours.
     
  11. Howard Zinn

    Howard Zinn Member

    Aug 9, 2005
    Brookline, MA
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    My thoughts exactly. I'm trying to think of good picks off the top of my head, but they just aren't coming.
     
  12. bungadiri

    bungadiri Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 25, 2002
    Acnestia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Good choice...you bastard.
     
  13. Ismitje

    Ismitje Super Moderator

    Dec 30, 2000
    The Palouse
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not being on the eligible-to-draft list from the beginning and too late to grab slot ten, I hereby establish an ABA-style rebel league that will offer ridiculously high salaries to any of your picks I deem worthy. Still, I'm starting with this guy (we'll also be using the red, white and blue [soccer] ball):

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    DR. J!
     
  14. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    With the 5th pick of the 1st round TSO selects:

    Freddy Shoop the PE teacher who can teach the dumbest kids English, takes his students on field trips to Six Flags and the zoo and throws house parties for his students at his pad on the beach.

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  15. Howard Zinn

    Howard Zinn Member

    Aug 9, 2005
    Brookline, MA
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oooops, I didn't realize I was up. I'll post at some point today, but right now I have to go to work.
     
  16. Anteaters FC

    Anteaters FC New Member

    Mar 28, 2004
    Santa Monica
    Ah man, one of my dark horse choices!
     
  17. Howard Zinn

    Howard Zinn Member

    Aug 9, 2005
    Brookline, MA
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    With the 6th pick of the first round, I select...

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    Sean Maguire from Good Will Hunting, played by Robin Williams.

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  18. Iceblink

    Iceblink Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Ipswich Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wow. I'm up. I didn't realize it.

    Sorry. I'm usually quite quick!

    Anyway, for my first pick, the seventh pick overall in the Fictional Faculty Draft... Team Iceblink selects...........................

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    Mr. Hand from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

    He refused to take crap from Jeff Spicoli and earned respect from a screwup just by doing his job... well, a little extra.
     
  19. Iceblink

    Iceblink Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Ipswich Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I haven't seen this in a really long time, but...

    wasn't he a psychologist?
     
  20. Norsk Troll

    Norsk Troll Member+

    Sep 7, 2000
    Central NJ
    Actually, I think he taught psychology at a community college. Matt Damon wasn't his student, however, but was seeing him more for psychoanalysis. Still, he was a teacher, and was "mentoring" Damon enough that I for one think it's acceptable.
     
  21. Via_Chicago

    Via_Chicago Member

    Apr 1, 2004
    Bay Area, California
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Question: Where does one draw the line about mentoring, as opposed to teaching?
     
  22. Iceblink

    Iceblink Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Ipswich Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think Mr. Miyagi doesn't count as a teacher.
     
  23. Anteaters FC

    Anteaters FC New Member

    Mar 28, 2004
    Santa Monica
    Dang, I was hoping to get him.

    But since you did, I'll fall back on my backup...which I'm amazed no one has gotten so far. Undoubtedly the coolest faculty member around, much cooler than any archaeology professor in the world...

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    Indiana Jones
     
  24. Iceblink

    Iceblink Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    Ipswich Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Holy crap. I spaced on that one. I would have taken that for sure.
     
  25. Via_Chicago

    Via_Chicago Member

    Apr 1, 2004
    Bay Area, California
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Stole my pick!
     

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