FATTEST CITIES IN AMERICA (everything is bigger in TX)

Discussion in 'Health & Fitness' started by EPJr, Mar 30, 2012.

  1. EPJr

    EPJr Member+

    Los Angeles FC
    United States
    Mar 21, 2009
    Richmond VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  2. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    "In your face, Milwaukee!"
     
  3. Playboy Red Devil

    May 3, 2010
    West Hollywood
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    There are no west coast cities.
     
  4. DynamoEAR

    DynamoEAR Member+

    May 30, 2011
    HoustAtlantaDMV
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How inbred places like Stockton and Bakersfield not in there are beyond me.
     
  5. bungadiri

    bungadiri Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 25, 2002
    Acnestia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hey, don't knock Bakersfield. When I was a kid the family was traveling and our beloved pet beagle went nuts and ate the upholstery of our station wagon while we were eating dinner in a restaurant there. Dad went apeshit and decided he was going to give the dog to the Humane Society of Bakersfield. The guy heard all the bawling kids in the background (at my mom's suggestion, we even brought out our money to offer to pay for the car) and talked him down. God bless Bakersfield. Every inbred pound of it.
     
  6. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Hey, Bakersfield is more liberated than I thought.

    Or did you mean "bawling"?

    :D
     
  7. bungadiri

    bungadiri Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 25, 2002
    Acnestia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I was a baller way back then, too.

    No, wait, check that. I was a bawler.
     
  8. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    No Deep South cities, either. I'm truly shocked by that.
     
  9. JohnR

    JohnR Member+

    Jun 23, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    No Deep South is surprising.

    The Mexicans are helping the rest of us keep pace though. The Chicago Tribune had an article about how the Hispanic kids eat at the local schools. Toss all the salads in the garbage, all the vegetables, all the healthy main courses. Load up on breaded spicy chicken tenders and fries. And Cokes to drink. All those calories on a short frame ... the result, wide-bodied short people.

    Such a shame as the traditional Mexican diet is very healthy (and tasty.)
     

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