Everything you need to know about soccer

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by SoccerScout, May 2, 2003.

  1. SoccerScout

    SoccerScout Member

    Jan 3, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Club:
    Internacional Porto Alegre
    Being that there are some serious losers on this board that cant even accept anyones opinions without insults (becuase only they are right) I will make 1 post where all THE FACTS of MLS and Soccer in general will be posted. The truth and nothing but the truth. Print this, tape it to the wall, read it often and pass it around.

    No need to read anymore, all you need to know is here:

    1- Brazil will always be the Best in soccer. Period end of story.

    2- The current US players are MUCH better than any US squad in its history. But Unfortunetley the US will not win a World Cup in the next 75 years

    3- MLS is BADLY managed. One example: MLS tries to get the latin crowd in the stands by bring mediocre latin players from Colombia, Equador and other less expressive soccer nations.They ignore Brazil because they feel there arent enough Brazilians in the US to make a difference in attendence. So they choose player nationality over quality, maybe if they put quality on the field people would come and not only show up if some guy from there country is playing. Its USELESS to do that.

    4- Pele was 3.14 times better than Diego Maradona

    5- Brazil's soccer is horribly managed, but despite that still win title after title.

    6- The usual idiots will reply to this post with the usual insults.

    7- American play by play anouncers S-U-C-K

    8- I love America!

    9- Brazilian women are hot

    10- If MLS doesnt make changes it will fold one day. What ever happened to the Fusion and Mutiny fans?

    11- MLS regular season is a waste of time since 8 of 10 teams make the playoffs.

    12- MLS has made another dumb move by cloning euro team uniforms. Another lame attempt in getting US foreign residents to watch. If anything the Metrostars for example should have borrowed the NY Mets colors.

    13- For $20 a month you can watch about 200 Brazilian league games a year on Dish Network's Globo TV.

    14- If you dont do 13, you have no idea what your missing.

    15- If you grew up on High School and college soccer you didnt experience real soccer and your opinions cant be taken serious. To reddem yourself go watch a good league somewhere for at least 2 years (If MLS is your only option then you must watch for 10 years)

    16- 99.9% here ridicule the thought of having a current superstar in MLS...but if that superstar came, you would RUN to buy tickets.

    17- The 2006 WC Final will be between Germany and Brazil. Brazil will win again, this time with an even better team.

    18- Do not be fooled by any scores from Brazil friendlies. Friendlies dont mean jack.

    19- Adu will never be 10% of what Pele was or Maradona for that matter so stop dreaming.

    20- The most overrated player in US history: Claudio Reyna.

    If you are lucky I will share more FACTS later.
     
  2. Blong

    Blong Member+

    Oct 29, 2002
    Midwest, the real one.
    FACT: Brazilians are better cheaters than anyone else.

    BTW, how's Rivaldo's face doing?
     
  3. SoccerScout

    SoccerScout Member

    Jan 3, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Club:
    Internacional Porto Alegre
    21- There is no such thing as "cheating" in soccer. Other than of course Maradona in the 1986 World Cup.

    22- If you believe there is cheating in soccer (besides Maradona in 86) you probably grew up on high school and college soccer. Good chance you are from Kansas also.
     
  4. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Everything you need to know about TROLLING

    Damn! That's some serious trolling. :)

    Did I mention that I like cheese? It's tasty stuff!
     
  5. Stogey23

    Stogey23 Member+

    Dec 12, 1998
    San Diego, CA
    Looks like someone got a big assignment in 3rd grade today!
     
  6. ToddP25

    ToddP25 Member

    Apr 19, 1999
    Richmond, VA
    <In my best Natalie Maines voice>

    "Just for the record, we are ashamed that Soccerscout is from New Jersey"
     
  7. ShadowNC

    ShadowNC Member

    Apr 25, 2001
    Rocky Mount, NC
    I can agree with one.
     
  8. Northside Rovers

    Jan 28, 2000
    Austin TX
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Always? Explain WC 98.

    A case of Red Stripe says you're wrong.

    At one time, yes. But not now.

    Maybe. But who cares?

    Brazil is good in soccer - what's your point?

    You wear black socks with white tennis shoes.

    With a couple exceptions - yes they do.

    Agreed. Please post pictures.

    Everything folds. Ask the Romans, Alexander the Great, Attila The Hun. No one knows what happened to the Fusion and Mutiny fans. They're liek the Iraqi Republican Guard. You go in looking for this supposed force and they ain't nowhere to be found.

    Of course we would go. Its not so much ridicule as it is we think that MLS will not get a return on its investment.

    We'll see. I am willing to wait until he's old enough to vote before I declare him a failure.

    SPL title and Cup with Rangers. Captain of Sunderland, formerly of the EPL (not his fault). FIFA WC 2002 Best 11. How could we have bought into the hype?

    Take your time.
     
  9. seahawkdad

    seahawkdad Spoon!!!

    Jun 2, 2000
    Lincoln, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    23-The best thing about Brazilian soccer is the fans.

    24-The second best thing about Brazilian soccer is that little can of white spray that the refs use to mark off 10 yards.

    25-Can you say 'Argentina'?
     
  10. NACIONAL

    NACIONAL New Member

    Dec 31, 2001
    Medellin, Colombia
    please erase this thread!!!!!. ... one wasted minute of my life....
     
  11. PeterJBL

    PeterJBL New Member

    Apr 9, 2003
    London
    I don't know. I've still got money on President Bush's bomb the world tour making a stop off in Brazil before long.

    I, like you, hope he realises that France is on route and that we'd be more than happy to help out again. :) Blair speaks fluent French, so he can tell them to ************ off in their native tounge.
     
  12. Crewbasher

    Crewbasher Member

    Jul 7, 1999
    The Enemy Base
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Brazil did not really dominate too much in this past World Cup either. Sure, they beat on China by 5 goals, but come on, how can you say that Brazil did not get (as Jeff Bradley put it) the "collect-$200-advance-to-the-quarterfinals" card? Sure they beat a good team in England, but the teams they had to play before that were laughable (except Belgium, who almost beat them). Then in the semis, which world powerhouse did they just scrape out a win? That's right, folks... Turkey.

    Don't get me wrong, they deserved to beat Germany in the finals, but they had an extremely easy path there.
     
  13. soccertim

    soccertim Member

    Mar 29, 2001
    Mass
    Hard to imagine someone who can't figure out what a fact is would get insulted on these boards. Even for a complete troll, this was a mindless post. I'd find it hard to disagree with the poster who thought you were in the third grade.

    Brazil's domestic league is nowhere near the best you'll see. Out of all the soccer I see on tv, there league is the only one I'd rate as having refereeing that is consistantly worse than the MLS.
     
  14. wu-tang beez

    wu-tang beez New Member

    Apr 19, 2002
    Irving, TX
    Well it pains me, but I agree in principle w/ most other point Soccer Trollinoson. However, I have to contradict these 2 poor assumptions.

    Even if soccer never becomes the 5th major sport here, our current development programs put us on target to compete in 2010. I doubt we'll win, but if you examine the player crop that are presently 14-25, their attributes are far superior to their predecessors. Given that the WC will be in this hemisphere in 2014, that'll play right into our hands. If there was no Bradenton and no Pro-40, I'd say we're a generation-28yrs-away, but we do and likewise we roll in talented fresh faces every year that are a bit better than the players b4 them.

    If you follow the history of the game, Bulgaria, Chile, & Uruguay used to dominate. Now they're also rans. The same thing could just as easily happen to any giant now. Conversely, the opposite could happen to a few well motivated, disciplined, mid-level organizations in the coming years. W/ our athletes, coaching, improved facilities and an unending stream of motivated kids, we are destined to succeed.

    The MLS has brought in big name stars, even some brazilian & colombian hacks too that played well domestically. Unfortunately, the league cannot afford to bust the bank for 1 big time guy when he can turn into Lothar Matius or Luis Hernandez over night. We need inexpensive, highly motivated, younger players that will work for peanuts because A)they love to play & B)they want to use their performance as a springboard to better pay like Stern John.

    That is all. Dismissed!
     
  15. SYoshonis

    SYoshonis Member+

    Jun 8, 2000
    Lafayette, Louisiana
    Club:
    Michigan Bucks
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I know it's a troll, but I still want to address his points.

    1- "Always" is a long time, but it's sort of hard to argue this...

    2- It's almost inarguable that this is the best US team ever, but the past World Cup was the very first one which had a full four-year WC cycle where the US players were all full-time professionals. 75 years is a long time, and I would argue that the US right now is ahead of France 20 years ago.

    3- MLS isn't all that badly managed. In fact, if they spent more money than they do now to bring in Brazilian players, MLS would be in much worse shape than they are now.

    4- At least.

    5- 90% accurate, since there are bound to be more than one example of a guy like Dwight Burgess, local announcers of high quality that get little audience nationwide. The national guys almost invariably leave something to be desired.

    6- 100% accurate.

    7- See #6.

    8- This should have gone higher...

    9- See #8.

    10- True, but there is no reason to believe that MLS will stay at ten teams forever. And, every single Fusion and Mutiny fan can be found posting at BigSoccer.

    11- In terms of determining a champion, I'd tend to agree, although to say that it's a waste of time is obviously wrong. Financial realities dictate that a balanced round-robin league schedule is impossible, so playoffs are a necessary evil. And, with the current parity in MLS, if you're going to have playoffs, you might just as well have every team that could possibly win the title have a chance to do so.

    12- Intriguing, but wrong. If copying other teams' unis is wrong, it's no less wrong to have it be baseball teams as football teams. The Rapids' switch from Rapids to Inter is just stupid, and having the Metro ape the second baseball team in NYC would be no less so.

    13- Cool.

    14- Yes, I do, about 200 soccer matches a month, most of which are probably at least pretty good. I don't know where I'd find the time to watch 200 matches a month, but if I didn't have a life, I'd be all over that.

    15- Obvious troll, unworthy of further attention.

    16- If by this you mean a foreign, Ronaldo-type superstar, this is true, but it would miss the point. If the league bankrupts itself by bringing in thses types of players, that 99.9% would have nothing to buy tickets for.

    17- This is quite a bit premature. What if Germany and Brazil are in the same half of the draw?

    18- Neither, apparently, does qualifying.

    19- 10% is a bit harsh, but I don't really think anyone has made the comparison seriously. If I've missed some posts where someone has, I'll just count myself lucky.

    20- You're obviously too young to remember Kyle Rote, Jr.

    21- I guess no one should be surprised that a Brazilian would deny that diving is cheating.

    22- Stupid attempt at personal attack. I guess the first sentence of the first post was right.

    I know that, by the time I post this, someone will have beaten me to a few of these points. Sorry, I'm at work, and have had to dodge the boss...
     
  16. subbuteo

    subbuteo New Member

    Dec 17, 2002
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    26 - baseball is boring
     
  17. Mitre

    Mitre New Member

    Say, how's Denilson doing these days?
     
  18. KoRnNutZ1320

    KoRnNutZ1320 Member

    Oct 15, 2002
    Garden Grove, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    lol...most of that was opinion... i don't have time to read it all cuz i have to go to school... but for all of you that think the league is weeker cuz of tampa bay and miami... just think of this... the NBA has 15 defunct franchises... 15!

    again...the lil of your post that i did read was opinion... i was ready for some facts dammit!
     
  19. Blue Eyed Soul

    Blue Eyed Soul New Member

    Jan 22, 2003
    Gilbert, AZ USA
    I think Terry Gilliam's 'Brazil' was a really good independent film. I especially like the dark Orwellian feel of one of Gilliam's true masterpieces. The plastic surgery stuff was classic. Anyone else hoping for a sequel? Has it been digitally remastered?
     
  20. 27.- MLS is not as good as the Premiership, or even Englan's 1st Division.
     
  21. wu-tang beez

    wu-tang beez New Member

    Apr 19, 2002
    Irving, TX
    No, but I know a good air-conditioner repair man.
     
  22. SoccerScout

    SoccerScout Member

    Jan 3, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Club:
    Internacional Porto Alegre
    The best response to my most intelligent and truthful thread was

    "Brazil didnt even dominate in this World Cup"


    All I can say is they were 7-0. Need not say more.
     
  23. dawgpound2

    dawgpound2 Member

    Mar 3, 2001
    Los Angeles, CA
    28-Those MLS rejects beat up Mexico in the World Cup 2-0.
     
  24. ToddP25

    ToddP25 Member

    Apr 19, 1999
    Richmond, VA
    30 - Just about every post that soccerscout has ever typed sucks.....

    if we are going to be adding 'facts' might as well keep 'em coming.
     
  25. SoccerScout

    SoccerScout Member

    Jan 3, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Club:
    Internacional Porto Alegre
    31- Even though Todd says every post I make sucks...he keeps on reading.
     

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