Looks like we may have some signage material when LA comes to town. http://soccernet.espn.go.com/headlinenews?id=257779&cc=5901
Ruiz's former wife Laura Mendez Urizar obtained a family court order after accusing Ruiz of failure to pay child support. Hey, Russ...when you introduce "Fishface" during starting lineups next season, you could softly be playing that old, sappy Christopher Cross song "Think of Laura" under the intro?
Better would be Frank Sinatra singing "Laura" a song from long ago, and much better than "Think of Laura." "It's a shame this happens just when all Guatemala needs him,'' said the head of the national selection commission, Gerardo Ortega. Go, Gerardo, show us how your head fits up your anus. Ruiz is in the same category as Luis "El Flopador" Hernandez and his paternity suit (afraid to enter US because of it). Wonder why LA is a magnet for these jackasses.
BTW, I was watching an MFL game this past weekend. We have a "Flapador" sighting!! He is now playing for VeraCruz. I am happy to report that he still has not shampooed his hair and is attempting to hold it out of his face (when he flops) with the same shoe string tied around his head. Oh, yeah...during the game, he got a yellow for an obvious flop.
Laura Laura is the face in the misty light, Footsteps that you hear down the hall The (love) that floats on a summer night That you can never quite recall And you see Laura on a train that is passing through Those eyes how familiar they seem She gave your very first kiss to you That was Laura but she's only a dream She gave your very first kiss to you That was Laura But she's only a dream. Menu
Think of Laura Words and music by Christopher Cross Every once in a while I'd see her smile And she'd turn my day around A girl with those eyes Could stare through the lies And see what your heart was saying Chorus: Think of Laura but laugh don't cry I know she'd want it that way When you think of Laura laugh don't cry I know she'd want it that way A friend of a friend A friend to the end That's the kind of girl she was Taken away so young Taken away without a warning <Chorus> I know you and you're here In every day we live I know her and she's here I can feel her when I sing Hey Laura, where are you now Are you far away from here I don't think so I think you're here Taking our tears away <Chorus> © 1983 BMG Songs Who knows, this might work better?