End of Year Crew Awards

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Kryptonite, Oct 29, 2003.

  1. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    http://www.thecrew.com/show.cfm?article=593

    Ross Paule, Honda Most Valuable Player

    Eric Denton, ADT Defender of the Year

    Brian McBride, Budweiser Scoring Champion

    Brian McBride, Huntington Man of the Year

    Mike Clark, U.S. Soccer Foundation Humanitarian of the Year

    Edson Buddle, OhioHealth Comeback Player of the Year

    Brian Maisonneuve, Crew Coaches Award

    Frankie Hejduk, Crew Chiefs Hardest Working Man of the Year

    McBride and Diego Walsh, Pepsi Goals of the Year.
     
  2. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Is this sh1t supposed to be for real? How can they even do this and take themselves seriously? This is just a disgrace...
     
  3. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    if denton is our best defender I think I have the sole reason why we didn't make the playoffs. Nothing against dents but if he's our best defender we're fuct.
     
  4. DGA57

    DGA57 Member

    Jun 17, 2002
    Dublin, OH
    Our defenders:

    Torres - gone
    Dunseth - gone
    Williams - 5 games, 5 cards and one missed game due to suspension
    McCarty - didn't see PT at the end (why?)
    Clark - PK here, PK there, PK everywhere
    Hejduk - a couple of key mistakes but solid otherwise (my choice for the award)
    Oughton - only two games in the back
    Akwari - possible winner next year unless Gibbs comes along

    That leaves Denton, the dead one, as one of the top two. Management, being blind as they are, probably chose alphabetically dropping Hejduk to second.
     
  5. fidlerre

    fidlerre Member+

    Oct 10, 2000
    Central Ohio
    i don't think all of them are that far off from the correct winners...

    denton as defender of the year is funny sh but other than that...
     
  6. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I know this is a serious question, but I still got a chuckle out of it.
     
  7. diablodelsol

    diablodelsol Member+

    Jan 10, 2001
    New Jersey
    Did everyone else get participation medals? Or did they just get those cool little trophies?
     
  8. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Flanders look a like award: well you know.
     
  9. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    Crew awards bs style....

    Let's have em...I'll start

    Worst Haircut; Martino The Seattle thing died and so did the batteries for his clippers.
     
  10. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's not about them being right or wrong or given to the "correct winners" fid. What I was trying to say is that after such a season, I can't really stand giving out awards to ourselves. It's like winning a bronze in the Special Olympics. Nice for the winner, but kind of sad when you think about it.

    I think its good to name a team MVP, but the rest of it is just panty-waste.

    Brian Maisonneuve, Crew Coaches Award What rubbish... vital midfield cog... that's so fvcking lame I can't even laugh at it.

    Mike Clark, U.S. Soccer Foundation Humanitarian of the Year And his humanitarian work was appreciated by the 9 other teams of MLS, as he was gracious enough to give many charity goals away this season.

    God, this whole thing makes me want to retch. I hope next season we are actually worthy of giving ourselves awards. Maybe these are just the parting gifts for those two, who I hope are graceful enough to retire soon.
     
  11. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Granted, the season sucked.....but you do realize that nearly every team throughout American sports does this at the end of the year. I mean, I think even FF's Bengals do this.

    All of us knew that Mais was a coaches favorite and thats why he stayed on the field ahead of others who may have proven better (Walsh, Oughton). As for Clark getting a Humanatarian award, it has nothing to do with what he did on the field, so he probably did deserve it.

    There are plenty of things to be upset about this season, a few 5 dollar trophies are the least of my concerns.
     
  12. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    The problem is when you read articles like the one in the dispatch this morning. Adrulis and Co have already set up scouting trips and whatnot. It just seems to me that big greg is going to be back. At least we did our part and voiced our opinion.
     
  13. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I'm really thinking the writing is on the wall that Andrulis is gonna be back also. It's mind boggling.
     
  14. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    That's alright my preference was to get shoot out and a bunch of lap dancers anyway next season.
     
  15. 3stripe

    3stripe Member

    Indy Eleven
    Oct 14, 2001
    Brickyard Battalion
    i cant believe you're ripping on martino like that.
    next time i see you im going to beat you with a drumstick.
     
  16. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes, I realize this
    The award was probably because he was their little monkey boy all season...
    I realize this as well... that's why it was a joke
    It's not so much that they're giving out $5 trophies, it's more of a concern that they're using this as a means to try and throw some positive spin on things when they should be more concerned with solving issues internally.
     
  17. dAyDreAmEr5

    dAyDreAmEr5 New Member

    Aug 14, 2003
    i'm a *CaLi GirL*
    Denton was not only one of the few options they had to pick for defender of the year but i dont see how he wouldnt deserve it. frankie could have won it as well but he got the other award that he sure as hell deserved. Denton was solid all year, he never did ANYTHING to cost us a game. Out of all the games we lost in th 80+ minutes i dont ever recall those game winning goals coming from dentons side. that must tell you something. He was solid on defense as well as the times he would go up on offense. i think that he is absolutely deserving of this award!
     
  18. Virginian

    Virginian Member

    Sep 23, 1999
    Denver, Co
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Thanks for your input, Eric.
     
  19. dAyDreAmEr5

    dAyDreAmEr5 New Member

    Aug 14, 2003
    i'm a *CaLi GirL*
    Man you guys just crack me up. It is sad that someones opinion is considered wrong if it doesnt agree with yours. And just to let you know that i am an 18 year old girl, I am sure eric has much better things to do, and i doubt he has ever even looked at this site.
     
  20. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    Are you hot?
     
  21. dAyDreAmEr5

    dAyDreAmEr5 New Member

    Aug 14, 2003
    i'm a *CaLi GirL*
    It depends....how old are ya?

    (( Eric Denton Columbus Crew Defender of the Year ))
     
  22. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It wouldn't matter, you're not.
     
  23. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    My agent and the millions of people that read GQ Magazine would disagree.
     
  24. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well that was just my own personal opinion. Don't care it's not with the majority. :D

    Oh, and I do agree with Denton as the Defender of the Year, no one else better. :/ Depressing.
     
  25. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    Let me go on record as saying that here in the most massive forum on bigsoccer, we do not, I repeat, we do not, take the opinion of women, unless of course you are hot. Meaning you must be at minimum, six feet tall, and no more than 120 lbs. Furthermore you must be able to run a mile in less than 8 minutes, and must have a current membership to a local fitness club. Bearing in mind these rules it is obvious that Kelsea's opinion will not count, and should be deleted by the moderators of this most massive forum.
     

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