Electric Vehicles discussion (was NJ bans Tesla dealerships)

Tesla Robotaxi unveil on 8/8

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 5, 2024

 

Is it bulletproof?

 

No thanks, I'll walk.

 

I've seen videos of people using the cybertruck's doors to chop carrots. Apparently the edges are that sharp.

I think I'd take a hard pass on those robotaxis.

 

it’s not necessarily that they are sharp. It’s that they don’t have a resistance safety feature that stops the doors and hood from closing. So the pressure is causing the carrot to snap.

Tesla also isn’t the only vehicle that lacks that safety feature. They’ve done the same test with a number of EVs and I believe the electric F150 can also do that if you hold the carrot in a certain spot.

 

8/8. Nice touch.

 

Oh wow I missed that.

H is the 8th letter of the alphabet

 

And like Trump, he is a colossal piece of sh!t.

 

Oh great, the Naxi Taxi!

 

Seems sub optimal

How the fuck are these things legally on the road pic.twitter.com/iqDKDVHpRm

— Eoin Higgins (@EoinHiggins_) April 14, 2024

 

"Did you press Car Wash Mode, sir?"

Watching Tesla bros unstan themselves one by one is my new favorite hobby.

— M͓̽E͓̽T͓̽A͓̽ ПIПJΛ ᕦ⊙෴⊙ᕤ (@MyWhiteNinja_) April 18, 2024

 

I do like the proposed Cybertruck rebrand:

The MemeWagon

 

Oops...Tesla just issued a massive Cybertruck recall to address this:

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/19/tes...-trapped-pedal-issue-seen-in-viral-video.html

 

“Massive”. 4,000 trucks.

 

Isn't that ALL the trucks?

 

Yes it's a recall.

 

That is basically the whole sold inventory...... Who are the clowns who decided to spend money on this calamity? What a bad joke....

 

40% of the company is owned by Musk, State
Street, Blackrock and Vanguard. You'd have to convince at least one of those 3 institutions to turn on him. Then there's the fanboys. Tesla has more small retail investors than pretty much any other large company.

 

Surely everyone carries a roll of Duct Tape in their emergency kit.