Election Day Smack Thread (R)

Discussion in 'Elections' started by dreamer, Nov 2, 2004.

  1. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    I hope George has enough sense of humor to put the Complete Bushisms in his presidential library.
     
  2. PanchoM

    PanchoM Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    PalmsPlace
    They will at least have one Historic book "My pet Goat"
     
  3. 1953 4-2-4

    1953 4-2-4 Red Card

    Jan 11, 2004
    Cleveland
    Ah, still with the dumb Bush jokes--interesting, in Brokaw's sit-down with Kerry, he asked Kerry, "George W. Bush has a higher IQ than you, what's your feeling about this?" Kerry just sort of hemmed and hawed and finally said, "Well, that doesn't matter."

    What shocked me was that Brokaw would put the dumb Bush rumor down, on National TV, directly to Kerry.
     
  4. Mel Brennan

    Mel Brennan PLANITARCHIS' BANE

    Paris Saint Germain
    United States
    Apr 8, 2002
    Baltimore
    Club:
    Paris Saint Germain FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    I've decided; if it cannot be said that bush (and you) are ********ing idiots, it CAN be said that yu climb into your own cloud-floating houses...

    Brokaw: Someone has analyzed the President's military aptitude tests and yours, and concluded that he has a higher IQ than you do.

    Kerry: That's great. More power. I don't know how they've done it, because my record is not public. So I don't know where you're getting that from.

    Brokaw: Do you think he's a smart man?

    Kerry: I do. Yes, I do think he's a smart man.


    That is a fundmentally DIFFERENT reality than what you posted, but that will never matter to you, and failed crippled thinking reflective OF you.

    Thank God that - hopefully - we can place you back under the bed come January (I won't be the jinx!!! :D).
     
  5. Mel Brennan

    Mel Brennan PLANITARCHIS' BANE

    Paris Saint Germain
    United States
    Apr 8, 2002
    Baltimore
    Club:
    Paris Saint Germain FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Why is the media saying it's close when every one knows Bush will win easily?


    Welcome. Welcome to earth. By the time you actually land, you'll come to acknowledge the apparent reality that the neocon ways of thinking and acting in the world have been, hopefully, wholly REJECTED (I won't be the JINX!!!).
     
  6. 1953 4-2-4

    1953 4-2-4 Red Card

    Jan 11, 2004
    Cleveland
    Actually, I was doing it from memory, and my paraphrasing was pretty much what was said. What reality did I distort other than stress that the question regarding IQ was asked of Kerry, and he hemmed and hawed?

    You're certainly a finger-pointer, huh? Go back to sipping tea and inhaling crumpets.
     
  7. Mel Brennan

    Mel Brennan PLANITARCHIS' BANE

    Paris Saint Germain
    United States
    Apr 8, 2002
    Baltimore
    Club:
    Paris Saint Germain FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You'll never know.

    No, but I am a foot-sticker.
     
  8. BlueMeanie

    BlueMeanie New Member

    Apr 1, 2002
    EastSIIIIDE
    OK, who's gonna watch Faux News today just to see O'Reilly's and Hannity's heads explode? Might have to tape it...
     
  9. TeamUSA

    TeamUSA Member

    Nov 24, 1999
    Tianjin, China
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Your paraphrasing was nowhere near what was said.

    Hey 1953, if that was from your memory then that Presidential library in Crawford, Texas might be the place for you to study with the President:D
     
  10. NICDT Coach

    NICDT Coach Member

    Jul 17, 2000
    Cd'A, Idaho
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Family Circus maybe... but B.C.? C'mon, I think you give him too much credit.
     
  11. M9fanatic

    M9fanatic Member

    Oct 31, 2000
    North Side.
  12. heybeerman

    heybeerman Member

    Aug 2, 2001
    Chicago Burbs
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I wonder if Bush is gonna break all the furniture like Clinton did?
     
  13. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    I do believe that Bush is stupid. I also believe his intelligence is underrated.

    The guy who does the Bushisms for Slate argued that Bush has chosen the path of stupidity, as a way of getting ahead and to stay on the straight and narrow. If stupidity is indeed Bush's choice, I dare say it is a pretty shrewd choice. The stupidity has certainly helped his appeal among voters.
     
  14. JeffS

    JeffS New Member

    Oct 15, 2001
    Cameron Park, CA
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Their heads will really explode when they learn the outcome of Alaska's anti bear baiting bill.

    http://www.adn.com/front/story/5716812p-5650111c.html
     
  15. 1953 4-2-4

    1953 4-2-4 Red Card

    Jan 11, 2004
    Cleveland
    Put down the joint.


    IN THE ASHTRAY!

    IN THE ASHTRAY!

    Sheesh.
     
  16. Thomas A Fina

    Thomas A Fina Member

    Mar 29, 1999
    Hell
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In a way he's right though

    Americans are distrustful of intelligence.

    Look what being a overly intelligent sanctimonious prick got Al Gore

    one roll of the eyes cost him the election.
     
  17. 1953 4-2-4

    1953 4-2-4 Red Card

    Jan 11, 2004
    Cleveland
    Or maybe we hate people who ACT like they are smarter than the next guy. Bush's IQ & SAT scores are well above Gore's.
     
  18. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
    Cincilluminati
    Club:
    Los Angeles Sol
    Nat'l Team:
    Philippines
    DELAWARE'S COMING HOME, BABY!

    NO president has EVER been elected WITHOUT CARRYING DELAWARE!

    [/lying sack of crap]

    [/go Big John]
     
  19. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to 1953 4-2-4 again."

    Damn, I wanted to send some more negative rep your way for that crap. But unfortunately I can't start the process to give you another red nipple.

    Regardless, you make me want to puke. Jerk.
     
  20. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    Link?

    Man, I so want to give you more red nipples.
     
  21. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
    Cincilluminati
    Club:
    Los Angeles Sol
    Nat'l Team:
    Philippines
    Bad news.

    We're way behind in Texas.
     
  22. Pathogen

    Pathogen Member

    Jul 19, 2004
    Like you care.
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Delivered.
     
  23. dark knight

    dark knight Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 15, 1999
    Club:
    Leicester City FC
    What has smack come to when a zinger is "I want to make your nipples red"?
     
  24. dreamer

    dreamer Member

    Aug 4, 2004
    Re: Why is the media saying it's close when every one knows Bush will win easily?

    You mods have got too much free time on your hands. Why merged my thread into this smack thread?

    Anyway, not a surprise, 9 pm EST now, Bush is winning big.
     
  25. 1953 4-2-4

    1953 4-2-4 Red Card

    Jan 11, 2004
    Cleveland
    Why does your life revolve around reppoints on a silly internet site?

    Also, you make it sound as if you doubt Osama said this. Osama did say that the Blue states would be spared.
     

Share This Page