Just an idea. Bobble heads are fine, but a chia pet that you get at the beginning of the season would be nice. As you water it, its afro gets bigger. EJ could start out the season looking like Michael Jordan, and by the end, he could look like "Dr. (E)J". "As his on the pitch fro grows, so does you EJ Chia Pet!!!" Should I be in marketing or what?
I second the motion for the EJ 'fro. I would love to see a super slow motion of the ball settling into the 'fro before skull contact on its way to goal. Am I crazy or could a 'fro be an advantage for heading, kind of like stickum in the NFL?