Eddie Johnson’s Wife Catches Him Cheating, Rear-Ends His Rental Car

What an idiot.

 

Is this his wife or is that the woman he cheated with in his rental?

 

Oh okay, I'm sure that they would have a picture of the Mistress as well, I mean his wife doesn't look all that sad in that mug shot picture.

 

After reading the title, I thought his wife caught him cheating with his rental car...

 

LMFAO.

Haha that is a riot.

 

It's the first thing you see... I don't blame Eddie on this. Except he got caught.

 

She's a good looking girl EJ.
Grown Ass Man, I am dissapoint.

 

I don't think so. Maybe she's nuts. If she's nuts enough to wreck a car, maybe she wasn't the one for him. Maybe there was a reason for him cheating. Or maybe not.

I just want to know how John Harkes or Eric Wynalda will report this during the next MLS halftime roundtable.

 

I know, kinda average story, I'd expect more. Hotter, more dramatic. And of course, more numerous.

I'm sure as soccer grows we'll get more better stories tho. Maybe one day landicakes will even have to testify.

 

Most surprising thing about all this is that Eddie Johnson actually scored.

I heard their young kid was inside his wife's car when she decided to ram it into the rental car, good thing she wasn't hurt, Johnson's wife should at least get jail time for endangering her own child like that.

 

It is shocking that EJ finally scored again.

 

I never knew. Ever... Ever... Never knew. My stereotypical personifications would hold stilt waters. I can imagine. Tiger Woods and E and J out there with bottles of Whiskey and Scotch. Some camouflage hunting apperal equip with bird callers and natures scent. Long afternoons in the sunshine and cloudy days. Full Fledged Weekend Warriors! Its great to see. The hands extension as opposed to the elbows decantation! These guys are so hip. It leads myself unto the helplessness of philosophy. Not just one but two next time...

 

It took that long for a Tiger Woods comment. Coming soon the real housewives of Florida staring Elin, and EJ's girl.

 

Ya, but he was offside. He was past his wife when the ball was first touched.

 

it was a CONCACAF opponent

 

Yes, but it was a penalty.

 

At a Hampton Inn? Dinner at Golden Corral or Waffle House to follow?

 

EJ's life and career are pretty much a mess right now. Not cool to eat our own when they are at their lowest point. I hope he pulls out of the tailspin for the sake of his family and himself.

 

lol she's not wearing make-up... of course she doesn't look her best... you have seen a woman before she puts on her make-up for the day yes?

He should have been classy and taken her to TGI Fridays, they know how to make shooters. *zing!*

 

I guess this is one of the times that its actually a good thing soccer doesn't get the media scrutiny that other sports get.

 

What? She didn't have a golf club to "rescue" him with?

 

Can we please not turn Big Soccer into a Yahoo type comments section with sleazy posts?