dumbest song?

Discussion in 'Movies, TV and Music' started by jec1, Nov 22, 2004.

  1. jec1

    jec1 Member

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    weird al is so annoying all hes songs are pathetic . the only one he made that actually was good was the spoof on smells like teen spirit.
     
  2. sanariot

    sanariot Member

    Nov 19, 2001
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    How can you not like "Fat", "Eat It", "I Lost On Jeopardy" or "Hey Ricky"?

    Do you torture baby ducks too?
     
  3. Lithium858

    Lithium858 Member

    Aug 11, 2002
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    Oh god, I can name loads of dumb songs. Here is a list of my most hated songs:

    "Soak Up The Sun" by Sheryl Crow
    "Drift Away" by Uncle Cracker (yeah its a cover)
    "Come Away With Me" by Norah Jones
    "Heaven" by Los Lonley Boys
    "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne
    "Pieces Of Me" by Ashlee Simpson
    "Stupid" by Sarah Mclachlan

    Oh the list can keep going! I'll stop there though.
     
  4. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    Amish Paradise (parody of Coolio's Gangster's Paradise) and Nacho Grande (parody of Gerado's Rico Suave) are a couple of my personal favorites.
     
  5. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
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    Dumb doesn't necessarily mean bad. Sting and Natalie Merchant, for example, are obviously literate, articulate human beings whose records I'd rather eat than listen to. On the other hand, the greatest song ever written is "Take the Skinheads Bowling."

    Having said that, was "Whoomp! There It Is!" a stupid song, or what? Almost as dumb as "Rico Suave."
     
  6. Lithium858

    Lithium858 Member

    Aug 11, 2002
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    Point taken! "Daughters" by John Mayer is dumb though. He's telling mothers to be good to their daughts cause one day they will be mothers too. Perhaps he is trying to suck up to women so he can get some.
     
  7. sanariot

    sanariot Member

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    How did I miss that one? And how did we both miss "Like a Surgeon" and "Another One Rides the Bus"?
     
  8. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    I personally like "Gump" and "Windows 95 Sucks".

    Okay, I don't.


    As for dumb songs - "He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?"
     
  9. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

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    "Rico Suave" is a monument to the human race. When we are all long dead, and aliens come to carve up the remains of our civilization, they will happen across a recording of "Rico Suave" and proclaim "This is what it truly means to live!”

    The songs I hate are the pop songs that consist of nothing but one cliché after another. I swear I can make a computer program that spits out pop hits by the dozens.

    Wierd Al is awesome.
     
  10. 352klr

    352klr Member+

    Jan 29, 2001
    The Burgh of Edin
    Detachable Penis-King Missile
    Snow-Informer
    Anything Garth Brooks as Chris Gains
     
  11. Glenwood Lane United

    Apr 28, 2001
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    My favoite Weird Al song is "I Love Rocky Road".
     
  12. Frieslander

    Frieslander Member
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    Feb 14, 2000
    North Jersey
    is that song "Bitch" from a few years back in the bad or the dumb category?

    "I'm a bitch, I'm lover, I'm a saint, I'm a mother" or something like that.
     
  13. 655321

    655321 New Member

    Jul 21, 2002
    The Mission, SF
    "yes, no, maybe..."


    I love Malcom In The Middle, but if I hear that song one more freaking time I'm gonna murder someone.
     
  14. Ghost

    Ghost Member+

    Sep 5, 2001
    Four Non-Blonde's "What's Up What's Going On" and Joan Osborne's "What if God" have the twin merits for this category of being the dumbest songs that actually think they're smart. Same with Sk8ter Boi, actually
     
  15. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago

    So Joan Osbourne is responsible for that piece of garbage I hear everywhere I go, eh?

    Let's hit a few sacred cows here, too: "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" is dumb as dirt. The only way Bono could have fit more cliches in that song would have been to make it longer.
     
  16. Frieslander

    Frieslander Member
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    Feb 14, 2000
    North Jersey
    Too true. That Joan Osborne song infuriates me. Jesus is God and he was one of us. That is if you believe in Christianity but ya know what I mean, right?
     
  17. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    And yeah yeah, God is great
    Yeah yeah God is good
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah


    Genius.
     
  18. SoulflyTribeFC

    SoulflyTribeFC New Member

    Mar 24, 2002
    I hate that lame-ass song. That's actually one of the songs that immediately popped in my mind when I saw this thread.

    She should have sang "I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a saint, a one-hit wonder"
     
  19. firstshirt

    firstshirt Member+

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    we built this city on rock and roll,,,,,dumbest song ever,,,even VH1 agreed.
    OH BABY YOU!!! you got what I need!! - give me a break! my dog sounds better howling at night
     
  20. Rafael Hernandez

    Rafael Hernandez Moderator
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    Mar 6, 2002
    "What if God" is retarded. Especially for the line "nobody calling on the phone, except for the pope maybe in rome". That may be the stupidest thing ever. So its just god being a normal guy but receiving calls from the pope? And somebody explain Vatican City to her.

    I also hated that bitch song. And people still treat it as smart and as important in the female makret :rolleyes:

    Whoever mentions Just a Friend is crazy. The song is great. See I wouldn´t considers song from Biz Markie, Weird Al, Early Beastie Boys or Will Smith, dumb because they tried to be funny and that was their intent.

    Songs like Joan Osbourne, the bitch girl and the song about "having 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife" are dumb and more so because they tried to be smart and are considered so by the artist.

    Also add "girls girls girls" form Motley Cure and "unskiminny bop" from Poison just because I´ve heard people like Vince Neil complain about how Nirvana took them out of music and how they couldn´t understand how music should be about sadness and blah blah blah. As if the world was unlucky to miss out on gems like those I´ve mentioned. :rolleyes:
     
  21. Val1

    Val1 Member+

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    Mar 12, 2004
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    You have to be a certain age to know just how awful this song was, and just how ubiquitous it was on radio. We could have a special category for this song, too. Crap songs whose videos were even worse.

    We also have to define what a "dumb" song is. For that, I choose, Don't Worry, Be Happy. I was driving from Dover, DE to Charleston, SC for my one professional soccer tournament, and we lost count, but in the that 11 hour trip IIRC we heard the song 17 times.:eek:

    But the radio airplay song that I hated the most is You Light Up My Life by Debbie Boone. That was all over the airways.

    Worst song non-airplay variety, Mother, by the Police, off of Synchronicity. Second worst in this category, Sleep (Finger's Lullaby) by the Boomtown Rats, off of Fine Art of Surfacing.

    I'm dating myself again, aren't I??
     
  22. firstshirt

    firstshirt Member+

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    Mar 1, 2000
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    I would say from your response we are about the same age,,,,40 give or take a year
     
  23. Frieslander

    Frieslander Member
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    Feb 14, 2000
    North Jersey
    I can't believe I'm admitting this but Starship's 'Knee Deep in the Hoopla' was my first album/cassette. I was in the fourth or fifth grade.
     
  24. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

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  25. Father Ted

    Father Ted BigSoccer Supporter

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    That Matthew Wilder song Breaking my Stride ....or whatever it is. bad bad bad
     

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