Drew Carey on "sexism"

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  1. dfb547490

    dfb547490 New Member

    Feb 9, 2000
    The Heights
    How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
    Two. One to change the bulb, and one to kiss my ass.

    That's right. I said kiss my ass. 'Cause I've had it. I'm tired of
    being pushed around. Tired of being grouped in with all the dead-beat
    dads and rapists and lecherous bosses just because I'm a man. All men
    aren't "potential rapists." I'm not a potential rapist.

    But, I am a potential murderer if all of you don't shut up and get out of
    my face already. You've ruined it for everybody. Everybody, do you hear
    me? Men, women-everybody.

    Because of you and everyone else in this society that needs to play
    political victim and go to court instead of just dealing with it themselves,
    no one can have any kind of fun anymore. Men and women can't
    flirt, or hug, or look at anyone sideways because of you and your lawyers.

    Are you happy? You've used a stink bomb to kill a few ants. And
    while I'm at it... Naval Aviators, who are willing to die so that we can have
    low prices at the gas pump, should be able to throw the wildest parties
    they can manage without one uptight biddy coming in and stopping it.

    There were scads of women at that Tailhook party who were having the time
    of their lives, voluntarily being just as debauched as any of the men were.

    Everyone who flew a plane, or even knew someone who flew a plane, knew
    how wild those parties were and what went on. What did she expect? A
    prayer service?

    And why didn't she just throw some punches of her own when these couple
    of guys groped her? Why didn't she give them what they had coming and
    just kick them in the balls? Didn't our tax money go to teach her how to fight?

    I'm not trying to make the idiotic "she had it coming" argument here,
    which would go something like "of course they grabbed her breasts, look
    how big they are."

    Plus, just reaching out and grabbing some boob is wrong no matter what.
    When I was in college, even at our most drunken fraternity parties we
    never acted like that. No matter how hard I try I can't think of an
    excuse good enough to do something like that. But it's still nothing to

    lose a career over.

    Besides, fighter pilots are supposed to be aggressive *********************s.
    That's what we pay them for. I don't know about you, but I don't want a

    Navy full of fighter pilots who are gifted at giving sensitivity seminars.
    I want mad-dog, rabid killers going to battle for me and mine.
    Man or woman.

    When our stable gas prices are threatened by a Middle-Eastern Madman,
    when we want to force our form of government on some poor, unsuspecting
    Latin American country, when uppity foreign diplomats "forget" to pay
    their parking tickets, I want to be able to call on men and women who
    like to fight and drink.

    I want a naval officer who knows how to whack some drunk in the balls
    when he grabs her tits, not call a press conference, and a lawyer.

    If you're a wimp who doesn't know how to find the exit at a rowdy party,
    go fly a kite, not a jet fighter.

    So there.
  2. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What does this have to do with sexism?
  3. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bumped for Seattlefans
  4. tcmahoney

    tcmahoney New Member

    Feb 14, 1999
    Meh. Defending the Caveman does it better.
  5. Pathogen

    Pathogen Member

    Jul 19, 2004
    Like you care.
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why is this resurrected for Seattlefan? Did Drew Carey get busted hogging with a Crewzer?
  6. JBigjake

    JBigjake Member+

    Nov 16, 2003
    Now I realize why he was selected to succeed Bob Barker!

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