Dreaming of Spain: The Car#$%@ Oh My God ! I Can't Spell his Name!!!

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by ursula, Aug 28, 2002.

  1. ursula

    ursula Member

    Feb 21, 1999
    Republic of Cascadia
    Some MIND BLOCK has PREVENTED me from typing out the ONE TRUE NAME for our youngin Mappy! I blame a certain moderator!!!!! I'M CALLING YOU OUT REVELATION!!!!!


    Here's a US Soccer report on Mappy & co. with Rongen in Spain. Rongen seems quite happy.

    http://www.ussoccer.com/news/fullstory.sps?iNewsid=20931&itype=
     
  2. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Yea, come and get me!
     
  3. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    You mean the Cartographer?

    Dave
     
  4. chayes

    chayes New Member

    Feb 29, 2000
    Raleigh, NC

    Uh oh... I'm imagining Revelation reaching for his shirt pocket right about now...

    Someone is going to see yellow! :)
     
  5. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    So does that mean The Cartographer is the right name?

    The Cartographer is a really cool nickname.

    Does anybody think The Cartographer will get some playing time when he returns from U-20 duty?

    Dave
     
  6. ursula

    ursula Member

    Feb 21, 1999
    Republic of Cascadia

    Dave! How did you write that name? Watch what happens when I do:

    The Carevelationisgod

    Damn. Messed up again. You'd think another member of the august all-powewrful secret moderator society such as myself would be immune from revelation's evil, twisted power plays, but no siree bob.


    I admit it. I'm a beaten man. revelation is all powerful- at least until the next World Cup comes around. ursula shakes fist in rage while a long fade out of threatening, impotent music is heard by all readers of this post.
     
  7. Sachin

    Sachin New Member

    Jan 14, 2000
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Guess who's Mapp
    Mapp again
    Justin Mapp, tell a friend
    Justin Mapp
    Justin Mapp
    Justin Mapp


    Sachin
     
  8. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Who's Justin Mapp?

    Oh, you mean The Cartographer?

    Skip, I think I can solve your keyboard problems: Get a Dell...

    Dave
     
  9. Benedict XVI

    Benedict XVI Member

    Nov 22, 1999
    Ciudad del Encanto
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    what good is a nickname that's longer than the name?

    a bermanism would be best like Justin "Road" Mapp.
     
  10. DigitalTron

    DigitalTron New Member

    Apr 4, 2001
    Arlington, VA
    I prefer "Mapp." You can add any catchy/trite addenda you like, but it's still Mapp to me. For instance, UVa had a very good basketball recruit injured who should be playing now whose honest legal name was "Scientific Mapp" because with a last name like that, you know he's gonna get teased like that anyway. His brother had some funney name too ... Geologic or somesuch.

    Anyway, the kid has technical skill, physical speed, physical size and is a very promising young prospect. He's been getting international experience for a few years now, and he's succeeding and refining his game against the best his age has to offer (and usually a year or two older) as well as college teams and now MLS competition. I'm very pleased we added him.

    -Tron
     
  11. Bird

    Bird Member

    Sep 16, 2000
    San Mateo, California
    I'm glad you guys clarified the title. I came here expecting a full blown discussion of Cartman's adventures in Spain. ;)

    I'll leave it to others to determine which of the DCU players most resembles Cartman, Kenny and Chef.
     
  12. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I thought Vicar was the mod with the great ass.
     
  13. Th4119

    Th4119 Member

    Jul 26, 2001
    Annandale, VA
    Doesn't matter, none of their asses can compare to mine.

    ;) :D
     
  14. odg78

    odg78 Member

    Feb 14, 2001
    North Carolina

    I know he has a brother named Majestic. I think there's another Mapp brother with a crazy name too.
     
  15. chayes

    chayes New Member

    Feb 29, 2000
    Raleigh, NC
    Actually, Majestic is the one at UVa. His brother, Scientific, is still in High School.
     
  16. skippy

    skippy Member

    Nov 17, 1999
    Alexandria, Virginia
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nice Miles Davis reset. Sketches of Spain, Dreaming of Spain ...
     
  17. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    No, No, NO!

    Scientific Mapp played at Florida A&M in the mid-90's.

    Sheesh! ;) ;)
     
  18. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    There was also Bas Relief "La Cartographe" Mappe, who had a few good years in the French League.

    Any relation?

    Dave
     
  19. GoDC

    GoDC Member

    Nov 23, 1999
    Hamilton, VA
    Our young fellow went 80 minutes for Coach Rongen yesterday as the U20s moved into the final with a 3-1 vicotry over Uruguay.
     
  20. DigitalTron

    DigitalTron New Member

    Apr 4, 2001
    Arlington, VA
    Yeah, that's right, sry, I had a brain fart and couldn't remember Majestic. But now that you mention the name I realize that I had them twisted around, my bad.

    But I still like calling Justin Mapp "Mapp." One name is fine and that's an easy one.

    -Tron
     
  21. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    Here's a good nickname for Mapp:

    AAA

    pronounced "Triple-A"
     
  22. Bison1997

    Bison1997 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 30, 2001
    RFK - Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ya know, kidding or not, I disticntly recall a guy named Scientific Mapp playing point guard for UMES back in around 95-96.

    I remember this because he tore Howard's hoops team to pieces. Not that this was a hard thing to do back in those days. :(
     
  23. ursula

    ursula Member

    Feb 21, 1999
    Republic of Cascadia

    Hmmmmm.... calling a player by his last name..... that might, just might, catch on....we'll of course have to run it by the revelation censor committee first.
     

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