DP Red Card Watch

Discussion in 'Lot 8' started by John L, Jul 18, 2007.

  1. John L

    John L Member+

    Sep 20, 2003
    Alexandria, VA
    allrightee

    Who are the Designated Players around the league and how soon will they get their first Red Card?

    DING-DING! - Thats one thing the Red Bulls have won this season - OK, so Angel started earlier than most of the rest, but he still won

    Who will beat his time?

    Blanco? - What should defenders say into his ear to make him explode like he did against Honduras in the Gold Cup? - "I faked every orgasm" ??

    Beckham? - This would be so, so awesome if it occurred during one of ESPN's telecasts

    Reyna? - nah - don't bother

    Donovan? - nah - don't bother

    who else?
     
  2. JayRockers!

    JayRockers! Member+

    Aug 4, 2001
    This is only so tangentally related to DC inasmuch that Angel isn't playing against us Sunday.

    There's at least 3 other threads you could have posted this in, instead of starting a new one.

    Then again, this is what I've come to expect from the forum.

    Thx,

    Jay!
     
  3. Bolivianfuego

    Bolivianfuego Your favorite Bolivian

    Apr 12, 2004
    Fairfax, Va
    Club:
    Bolivar La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
  4. John L

    John L Member+

    Sep 20, 2003
    Alexandria, VA



    Thank you - Thank you
     
  5. BBBulldog

    BBBulldog Member+

    Jun 25, 2004
    Dinamo Zagreb
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Croatia
    Beckham is DP this year?
     
  6. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    yes, of course - though his "salary" is prorated, it had better still count the full $400k against the cap, that had best not be prorated!.
    But Landon is not a DP - he WILL be one next year.
     
  7. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    i'm almost certain landon is being double penetrated this and every year;)
     
  8. shawn12011

    shawn12011 Member+

    Jun 15, 2001
    Reisterstown, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    (OT) Anyone???? :p
     
  9. Riz

    Riz Member+

    Nov 18, 2004
    R-ville, Murrlin
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Hey folks - how about reporting something that needs to be moved, instead of posting in it? That would be helpful - kthx.

    Also, (lest folks believe we mods are all tyrants) constructive criticism of the forum and new ideas are always welcome. Just drop me a PM.

    Simply moaning about things you would like to see different really solves nothing.
     
  10. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Rob, that's frankly none of my business. But since you brought it up ..... is Bianca responsible for holding the camera, applying lubrication, or "strapping on"?

    I'm still disturbed by Monday's BogTV having to see/hear Landon talk about how he didn't realize how handsom Becks was until he came in the locker room and Landon "was like, damn!".
     
  11. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    i don't have any inside info but i'm guessing the wife and the sister (you remember those stories) both strap on. i think cobi holds the camera.
     
  12. wcevery4yrs

    wcevery4yrs New Member

    Jul 10, 2006
    Baltimore
    FB, it's so simple:

    Posh is strapping on, Becks is applying the lube, and Bianca is the one with the camcorder until Posh is done, then they switch places...

    -Patricia
     
  13. JoeSoccerFan

    JoeSoccerFan Member+

    Aug 11, 2000
    OK, since you asked.

    1. I think Lot 8 should be open hours earlier than it currently is opened.
    2. DC and DCU should agree to build a stadium at PP.
    3. If someone is holding up traffic in the left lane on interstates, it should be lawful and encouraged to bump them off the highway.
    4. Red Light Cameras and Speed Cameras should be illegal.
    5. LD should have to play with his anal plug.
    6. Abby should be neutered and given a job that he's qualified, such as, mopping up a safeway.
    7. When DCU adds the DP, he should be able to either score/set up goals. A DM may not be the best use of this position.
    8. Perkins needs to get his head together and play like he can.
    9. It sucks that DCU traded their #1 in 2008 MLS Draft for Dyachachenko.
    10. If DCU and DC can't reach an agreement, the fans should boycott all food and beverages (yes, including beer) purchased at the stadium.
    11. ESPNU is an abomination.
    12. Very nice weekend.
    13. Why doesn't everyone use BS as their personal blog?
    14. Dougg has some game.
    15. Jared is a pest like the energizer bunny
    16. It's always a worry to go to NY with the possibility that we won't win. The ride home would just be so much longer. Gosh, I hate those mothers.
    17. Argentina is going to rout Czech. Funny, that group E has the 2 finalists and group A has both teams playing for 3rd place in the U20 tourney.
    18. I hate Blanco.
    19. Forget the edge, I like the Sheep game.
    20. Harry Dies. Would be a good banner - not that I know - but NY kids would learn disappointment early (which would be good preparation for them in the future).
    21. Canada is cold even in the summer.
     
  14. Riz

    Riz Member+

    Nov 18, 2004
    R-ville, Murrlin
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    I hate you Joe. :D
     
  15. JoeSoccerFan

    JoeSoccerFan Member+

    Aug 11, 2000
    I get that alot.
     
  16. LN - Dougg

    LN - Dougg Member

    Aug 26, 2004
    Dale City, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    El Salvador
    Don't worry Joe, for every one that hates you, there is one that loves ya...
     

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