Dow jones plunges 512 points in one day; nasdaq down 136; s&p down 60

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  1. JohnR

    JohnR Member+

    Jun 23, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    I ran across this tidbit. After 2 months of being bottled up in Normandy in 1944, Allied forces achieved a breakthrough and had a clear road to Paris. Big victory! From my WW2 history book -

     
  2. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
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    That reminds me of the old joke: if you want to do your bit to raise the GNP, wreck your car on the drive between your chemotherapy session and your divorce proceedings. All that stuff is great for the numbers.
     
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  3. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
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    Time to repeat my favorite economists joke:

    Experienced economist and not so experienced economist are walking down the road. They come across a pile of horse manure lying on the asphalt.

    Experienced economist: "If you eat it I'll give you $20,000!"
    Not so experienced economist runs his optimization problem and figures out he's better off eating it so he does and collects money.
    Continuing along the same road they come across another pile of horse manure.
    Not so experienced economist: "Now, if YOU eat this I'll give YOU $20,000."
    After evaluating the proposal experienced economist eats it and collects the money.
    They go on. The not so experienced economist starts thinking: "Listen, we both have the same amount of money we had before, but we both ate horse manure. I don't see us being better off."
    The experienced economist replies "Well, that's true, but you overlooked the fact that we've been just involved in $40,000 of trade."
     
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  4. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    You've just reaffirmed what I've always thought. All economists are full of $hitt! :thumbsup:
     
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  5. bostonsoccermdl

    bostonsoccermdl Moderator
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    Apr 3, 2002
    Denver, CO
    QFT. I was an economics minor (simply because so many classes overlapped with finance it was an easy few extra classes to add on for the minor to pad the resume, etc.)

    Basic concepts overall were somewhat valuable for someone trying to wrap their head around the big picture, but they don't call it a "voodoo science" for nothing.
     
  6. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

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    Sep 6, 2001
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    ...and do not understand basic math, beyond the numbers involved.
     
  7. argentine soccer fan

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    Jan 18, 2001
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    Well, he forgot to factor in the real value of watching a colleague eat shit.
     
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  8. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
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    Shot

    Chaser

     
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  9. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
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  10. Boandlkramer

    Boandlkramer Member+

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    Samma Weltmeister!
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  11. Tech stocks are now about as much times the value of the S&P 500 as at the tech crash.
     
  12. celito

    celito Moderator
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    Feb 28, 2005
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    Silver is on a tear. Following gold now.
     
  13. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
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    Nate or my fillings?
     
  14. jmartin1966

    jmartin1966 Member+

    Jun 13, 2004
    Chicago
    that's more of an accounting trick, with which some firms are well acquainted
     
  15. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
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    It's a GDP joke because the GDP is used as a measure of how well a country is doing without doing a good job of measuring how well a country is doing.
     
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  16. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
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    Like IQ tests measuring IQ. ;) (convo from another thread)
     
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  17. The Jitty Slitter

    The Jitty Slitter Moderator
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    Jul 23, 2004
    Fascist Hellscape
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    Yeah I remember this churn scam from Enron days?

    Sell some 'unlit' fibre to exaggerate sales
     
  18. ceezmad

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    Mar 4, 2010
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    I have read that in the past silver has had these type of movements, but when they end they crash very fast.

    So you have to know what you are doing to jump off very fast.
     
  19. roby

    roby Member+

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    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Let me know when the silver gets to the late 70's price. :coffee:
     
  20. So what will the corona influenced working from home habit have on real estate investments in offices?
    From what I hear and read worldwide the believe is that a substantial part of those will keep working from home. That means alot of office space becomes unoccupied territory.
     
  21. superdave

    superdave Member+

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    Maybe.

    Onboarding and mentoring are still best accomplished in office. I predict we'll enter a norm in which 2 or 3 people share an office and alternate WFH and ITO. Meeting spaces will downsize. That obviously still will impact office real estate, but in a more moderate way.
     
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  22. Anyway it will be an interesting part of the investment portfolio to watch how it deals with the after corona world.
     
  23. ChrisSSBB

    ChrisSSBB Member+

    Jun 22, 2005
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    Numbers will downsize but if adding in social distancing requirements and maybe sq ft doesn’t drastically decrease for office space? I believe people have enjoyed working from home and productivity hasn’t fallen much but I sense talking to folks that they are ready to add some good old-fashioned out of the home office space to their lives.
     
  24. crazypete13

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    May 7, 2007
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    I used to dislike my company’s one day in the office weekly policy, now I’d be happy to do that.
     
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  25. ceezmad

    ceezmad Member+

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    'We work' is fvcked.
     

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