Don't get a red card playing for the Iraqi National Team!!!

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Karl K, Apr 1, 2003.

  1. Karl K

    Karl K Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    Suburban Chicago
    Another account of Uday Hussein's particular interest in the fortunes of Iraqi football:

    http://www.tribnet.com/24hour/sports/story/829727p-5850807c.html

    Some nuggets:

    "An account of atrocities committed by Uday in the world of Iraqi sports will fill the pages of a voluminous book," former Iraqi Olympic soccer player Saad Qeis writes on the Web site of London-based Iraq Press.

    "I was tortured in 1997. Uday was furious with me because the referee sent (me) off after an argument during a match against Turkmenistan, which we lost 4-0.

    "Upon arrival in Iraq, I was immediately driven to the headquarters of the Olympic Commission and after warnings, threats and censure I was sent to Radhwaniya. There they put me in a room with an array of canes mounted on shelves on the wall. They ordered me to strip to the waist and lie on the ground. They flogged me. I bled profusely and fainted."
     
  2. chibchab

    chibchab Member

    Jul 8, 2002
    New Jersey
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Didn't UDay apply for 'team motivator' for D.C. United. It may actually help those losers.
     
  3. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    From the Department of Redundancy Department

    This is thread number seven started with this story although most of the others were started using the SI version of this.
     
  4. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Uday did apply for the position, but it was taken by Hristo the Butcher.
     
  5. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
    Cincilluminati
    Club:
    Los Angeles Sol
    Nat'l Team:
    Philippines
    Well, I'm convinced. I think we should send Marines out into the desert with inadequate food and supplies in order to overthrow the regime - they will greet us with flowers and blah blah blah.

    If that same player has his head blown off at an Allied checkpoint, that will make us all feel much better.
     
  6. mattie g

    mattie g Member

    Nov 12, 1999
    Northern VA
    Re: Re: Don't get a red card playing for the Iraqi National Team!!!

    Finally.

    Thank the Heavens that Dan's on our side now.
     
  7. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
    Cincilluminati
    Club:
    Los Angeles Sol
    Nat'l Team:
    Philippines
    Re: Re: Re: Don't get a red card playing for the Iraqi National Team!!!

    I just feel bad that, because of my opposition, I helped Saddam Hussein and hurt the war effort.
     
  8. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    Re: From the Department of Redundancy Department

    Like raaaiiiii...is it? :rolleyes: Talk about redundant.

    Maybe the evil mods will close the thread now!

    Besides, today the coalition forces bombed the Olympic/torture facilities! Yea...about time.
     
  9. Ian McCracken

    Ian McCracken Member

    May 28, 1999
    USA
    Club:
    SS Lazio Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Here's why Loney is not upset. Galaxy fans actually get turned on reading stuff like that. I can just hear Cobi..."Ooooh, Uday, give it to me baby, spank me Uday...ooohhh, Uday Baby!".
     
  10. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
    Cincilluminati
    Club:
    Los Angeles Sol
    Nat'l Team:
    Philippines
    Re: Re: Don't get a red card playing for the Iraqi National Team!!!

    ...who's from Detroit.

    Leave it to a conservative to piss all over his own when the chips are down.
     
  11. Ian McCracken

    Ian McCracken Member

    May 28, 1999
    USA
    Club:
    SS Lazio Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Re: Re: Re: Don't get a red card playing for the Iraqi National Team!!!

    The chips are down for Cobi?

    Are you prepared to defend all of Hollywood?
     
  12. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
    Cincilluminati
    Club:
    Los Angeles Sol
    Nat'l Team:
    Philippines
    Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't get a red card playing for the Iraqi National Team!!!

    I'm prepared to defend ANY city in this GREAT LAND OF OURS! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

    Okay, no, not really.
     
  13. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    Re: Re: From the Department of Redundancy Department

    Is there a point in there somewhere? Here, point! Come out, come out wherever you are! Here, point point point... Come here, boy!
     
  14. NER_MCFC

    NER_MCFC Member

    May 23, 2001
    Cambridge, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Isn't losing to Turkmenistan reason enough to be tortured? ;)
     
  15. Danwoods

    Danwoods Member

    Mar 20, 2000
    Bertram, TX, US
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Red card in Iraq or own goal in Colombia? Sounds like it's time for Operation Colombian Freedom to me.
     
  16. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    Re: Re: Re: From the Department of Redundancy Department

    You'll never get it even if you tied a steak aroung your neck.

    [​IMG]
     
  17. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    Re: Re: Re: Re: From the Department of Redundancy Department

    I didn't think you had one.

    Nice gif, though.
     

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