Do we have a thread for Qonspiracies?

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Kryptonite, Mar 23, 2025.

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  1. yossarian

    yossarian Moderator
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    Jun 16, 1999
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    Arsenal FC
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    United States
    #101 yossarian, Oct 22, 2025
    Ha! No, contrary to the certainty with which this author speaks, it started on 4chan by the owners of Filipino Porn Hub. :laugh:
     
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  2. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
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    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #102 russ, Oct 22, 2025
    That's exactly what the CIA wants you to think!*
    *Extra credit if you can guess who really runs PorhHub!
     
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  3. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #103 Kryptonite, Oct 23, 2025
    Marjorie Taylor NotSoSwift probably thinks it's the Jews and their space lasers.
     
  4. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #104 Kryptonite, Nov 23, 2025
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  5. raza_rebel

    raza_rebel Member+

    Dec 11, 2000
    Club:
    Univ de Chile
    #105 raza_rebel, Nov 24, 2025
    The early season cold weather put up a cold front* hitting the Gulf stream (ENSO) and pushes the warm air further off the eastern seaboard. The storms are there, but the cold air coming from across the country pushes it out and off our shores and the Gulf.

    * I spent more time trying not to put cold front 2x so close together and not make it sound like a pun than the rest of the post.
     
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  6. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #106 Kryptonite, Nov 24, 2025
    It won't stop them from believing.

    "Trust the plan!"
     
  7. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #107 Kryptonite, Dec 1, 2025
    I'm only posting here because people believe the dumbest crap and it's worth a facepalm or an eye roll or such.

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  8. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
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    DC United
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    Vanuatu
    #108 song219, Dec 1, 2025
    Last edited: Dec 1, 2025
    The last time DC United won the MLS Cup Cheney was vice president but I'm still glad he is dead.
     
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  9. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    #109 Kryptonite, Dec 1, 2025
    1) MLS (probably) isn't big enough to attract the idiots who believe this Q nonsense.

    2) MLS *definitely* isn't American enough.

    3) The racial justice reckoning of 2020 definitely scared a few of them away.
     
  10. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #110 Kryptonite, Dec 2, 2025
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    Can anyone translate this?
     
  11. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    #111 song219, Dec 2, 2025
    Google won't detect the language but you have to enter "Authentic Frontier Gibberish".
     
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  12. chaski

    chaski Moderator
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    Mar 20, 2000
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    Lisburn Distillery FC
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    New Caledonia
    #112 chaski, Dec 2, 2025
    Last edited: Dec 2, 2025
    Key words are ”if accurate”.
     
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  13. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #113 Kryptonite, Dec 2, 2025
    Loony Lonnie is so far off-target, she's almost back on-target.

    (If that's even a thing.)
     
  14. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #114 Kryptonite, Dec 4, 2025
  15. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #115 Kryptonite, Dec 10, 2025
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    Yikes.
     
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  16. Pønch

    Pønch Saprissista

    Aug 23, 2006
    Donde siempre
    #116 Pønch, Dec 10, 2025
    Not a cult though
     
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  17. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
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    Atlanta
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    --other--
    #117 Auriaprottu, Dec 10, 2025
    I googled to see if there was a word, and from the terms of my search, ther isn't.

    Father, Son , Holy Ghost, and Pedo

    The Quadrinity?
     
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  18. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    #118 Kryptonite, Dec 10, 2025
    Of course they're not.

    They're a Qult.
     
  19. Sounders78

    Sounders78 Member+

    Apr 20, 2009
    Ireland
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    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    France
    #119 Sounders78, Dec 10, 2025

    Given normal ages of marriage back then, Mary would have most likely been 12-16 when the Holy Spirit supposedly put God's "seed" into her, so based on modern understandings ...
     
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  20. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #120 Kryptonite, Dec 11, 2025
    Remember all that crap about COVID vaccines having 5G microchips in them and Bill Gates tracking everyone via the vaccine?

    Here we (possibly) go again!

    --DJT
     
  21. bigredfutbol

    bigredfutbol Moderator
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    Sep 5, 2000
    Woodbridge, VA
    Club:
    DC United
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    United States
    #121 bigredfutbol, Dec 12, 2025
    I'm willing to bet money that Jews/Zionists/globalists are involved, somehow.
     
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  22. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #122 Kryptonite, Dec 13, 2025

    Space lasers for all!
     
  23. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #123 Kryptonite, Dec 17, 2025
    It remains so:

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    Apparently MAGA Daddy killed off a bunch of liberal elites back in 2017 and they were all replaced or something. I'm guessing this person also believes the whole "It's really Donald Trump in a Joe Biden body suit" conspiracy.
     
  24. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #124 Kryptonite, Dec 20, 2025
    They still believe.

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  25. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #125 Kryptonite, Dec 22, 2025
    This stuff will be studied for generations.

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