Do we have a thread for Qonspiracies?

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  1. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
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    #26 Kryptonite, May 18, 2025
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    Going down into the "How stupid are these idiots?" rabbit hole is a hell of a trip.
     
  2. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Of course it's typed out like "j...@.....b" so the bots or "they" don't punish the Quack.

    It's incredible how hard they pivoted from "Operation Warp Speed" and the "fastest rollout in vaccine history" or whatever it was to "the B1ll Ga+es and George S0r0z 5G microchip" or whatever the hell the conspiracy is.
     
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  3. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
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    If i say conservatives are incapable of intentional humor people say I'm being mean to them.
     
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  4. raza_rebel

    raza_rebel Member+

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    Add the not-so-subtle layer of Elon fanboys who giggle at the thought of being test subjects for Nerualink. The cognitive dissonance was/is strong.

    In 2020, during the height of COVID-19, an FB Trump supporter went on and on about the 5G microchip and how much easier the government would track you. I pointed out how much of their information was already out there, not to mention that they were on social media to start with.
     
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  5. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States

    Ohhh I forgot about that one!

    They don't want to be tracked, but they're using their smart phones to post on social media.
     
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  6. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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    Who the frick are these people and why the frack are they so stupid? Inquiring minds want to know.

    I find two things fascinating with this stuff:
    1) People actually take time to connect their own dots.
    2) Other people actually believe it.
     
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  7. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
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    DC United
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    This guy at least dressed better when spouting about numerology.
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  8. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Well...there must be some kind of Spiracy going on. Back sometime in Feb marked my 20th year of posting sensible and logical posts. Where's my Trump gold watch [DISNEY ®]. I'm channeling Red Buttons as to why I never got a dinner. :(
     

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  9. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

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    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
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    Don't wear that POS next to your skin unless you want a green wrist
     
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  10. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    Oh look. Looney Lonnie is at it again. I think she's the idiot who took a picture of a portapotty trailer outside a bank and used it as "proof" of some sort of new financial system and how all US dollars would be void.

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    OTOH, they're not wrong. The rich are getting richer and the poor? Ehhh who gives a shit, amirite?
     
  11. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Here's two new ones:

    Joe Biden was executed in 2020 and replaced with a robot drone...

    Michelle Obama is really a man named Michael Robinson who played football at Oregon State. (Nevermind the fact that nobody with that name ever played football at Oregon State.)
     

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