Do we have a thread for Qonspiracies?

Kryptonite · May 18, 2025

rslfanboy said: ↑

My guess was "terrorist fist jab" But I honestly don't care enough to inquire further.
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Going down into the "How stupid are these idiots?" rabbit hole is a hell of a trip.

Kryptonite · May 19, 2025

Dr. Wankler said: ↑

“Jab” as in vaccines.
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Of course it's typed out like "j...@.....b" so the bots or "they" don't punish the Quack.

It's incredible how hard they pivoted from "Operation Warp Speed" and the "fastest rollout in vaccine history" or whatever it was to "the B1ll Ga+es and George S0r0z 5G microchip" or whatever the hell the conspiracy is.

song219 · May 19, 2025

Kryptonite said: ↑

Of course it's typed out like "j...@.....b" so the bots or "they" don't punish the Quack.

It's incredible how hard they pivoted from "Operation Warp Speed" and the "fastest rollout in vaccine history" or whatever it was to "the B1ll Ga+es and George S0r0z 5G microchip" or whatever the hell the conspiracy is.
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If i say conservatives are incapable of intentional humor people say I'm being mean to them.

raza_rebel · May 19, 2025

Kryptonite said: ↑

Of course it's typed out like "j...@.....b" so the bots or "they" don't punish the Quack.

It's incredible how hard they pivoted from "Operation Warp Speed" and the "fastest rollout in vaccine history" or whatever it was to "the B1ll Ga+es and George S0r0z 5G microchip" or whatever the hell the conspiracy is.
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Add the not-so-subtle layer of Elon fanboys who giggle at the thought of being test subjects for Nerualink. The cognitive dissonance was/is strong.

In 2020, during the height of COVID-19, an FB Trump supporter went on and on about the 5G microchip and how much easier the government would track you. I pointed out how much of their information was already out there, not to mention that they were on social media to start with.

Kryptonite · May 19, 2025

raza_rebel said: ↑

Add the not-so-subtle layer of Elon fanboys who giggle at the thought of being test subjects for Nerualink. The cognitive dissonance was/is strong.

In 2020, during the height of COVID-19, an FB Trump supporter went on and on about the 5G microchip and how much easier the government would track you. I pointed out how much of their information was already out there, not to mention that they were on social media to start with.
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Ohhh I forgot about that one!

They don't want to be tracked, but they're using their smart phones to post on social media.

Kryptonite · May 20, 2025

Who the frick are these people and why the frack are they so stupid? Inquiring minds want to know.

I find two things fascinating with this stuff:
1) People actually take time to connect their own dots.
2) Other people actually believe it.

song219 · May 21, 2025

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Who the frick are these people and why the frack are they so stupid? Inquiring minds want to know.

I find two things fascinating with this stuff:
1) People actually take time to connect their own dots.
2) Other people actually believe it.
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This guy at least dressed better when spouting about numerology.

roby · May 22, 2025

Well...there must be some kind of Spiracy going on. Back sometime in Feb marked my 20th year of posting sensible and logical posts. Where's my Trump gold watch [DISNEY ®]. I'm channeling Red Buttons as to why I never got a dinner.

Auriaprottu · May 23, 2025

roby said: ↑

Well...there must be some kind of Spiracy going on. Back sometime in Feb marked my 20th year of posting sensible and logical posts. Where's my Trump gold watch
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Don't wear that POS next to your skin unless you want a green wrist

Kryptonite · May 26, 2025

Oh look. Looney Lonnie is at it again. I think she's the idiot who took a picture of a portapotty trailer outside a bank and used it as "proof" of some sort of new financial system and how all US dollars would be void.

OTOH, they're not wrong. The rich are getting richer and the poor? Ehhh who gives a shit, amirite?

Kryptonite · Jun 3, 2025

Here's two new ones:

Joe Biden was executed in 2020 and replaced with a robot drone...

Michelle Obama is really a man named Michael Robinson who played football at Oregon State. (Nevermind the fact that nobody with that name ever played football at Oregon State.)