Dispatch 1/23: Berry works out, and other hot Crew news

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by AndrewGK, Jan 23, 2003.

  1. AndrewGK

    AndrewGK New Member

    Apr 12, 1999
    Dublin, Ohio, USA
  2. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    I figured for sure that hot crew news would include the results of the Crewzer tryouts. Damn.
     
  3. suspenders1964

    Mar 4, 2000
    Walsh better get a green card if he wants to play next year.
     
  4. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's the problem... How many Crewzer's are considered 'hot' (as opposed to 'skanky hoes')?
     
  5. LadyUpperDeck

    LadyUpperDeck New Member

    Jun 23, 2000
    Wisteria Lane
    FOR ZAK

    The girls are lovely, and have very sweet personalities. These shots are from the try-outs.

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  6. LadyUpperDeck

    LadyUpperDeck New Member

    Jun 23, 2000
    Wisteria Lane
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    I know they are a favorite target to shoot at, but honestly, these gals and their choreographer (one of the nicest people I've ever met in my life) work VERY hard, make appearences for The Crew when the guys can't show up (many times for charities) and they receive NO PAY for all their time and effort.

    ZAK, I hope you enjoyed these.
     
  7. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    The blonde in the duo picture has too big a forehead and the burnette has a funny nose....but hell, if they have great personalities... ;)
     
  8. AndrewGK

    AndrewGK New Member

    Apr 12, 1999
    Dublin, Ohio, USA
    Andy prays this doesn't turn into a Crewzer bashing thread. We have better things to talk about.
     
  9. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Why do we have crewzers anyway? it's a soccer team, not a college football team...tell them to get a real job!!!!
     
  10. LadyUpperDeck

    LadyUpperDeck New Member

    Jun 23, 2000
    Wisteria Lane
    Sorry Andy, didn't intend to help de-rail the thread.

    BTW- Hang, how 'bout you post your photo on here so we can size-up your forehead, nose, etc... ;)
     
  11. AndrewGK

    AndrewGK New Member

    Apr 12, 1999
    Dublin, Ohio, USA
    You didn't derail the thread, LUD. I just don't want to see this thread degenerate into a Crewzer shooting gallery.

    Some people get all in a tizzy over a dance group that NO one forces anyone to watch. When I'm at games, and they perform, I simply look elsewhere, or read something.

    I have known people in similar groups, and I admire their hard work and dedication to their job.

    Let's just focus on the team.
     
  12. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    This goes to all my Crewzers out there, Big Poppa Zak is your hook up, holla if ya hear me!

    It's my goal of the summer to date a Crewzer.

    Post more pics, I need some intel.
     
  13. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    By the way, for all you cats that used to make fun of me for eating all the brats, freakzilla is about a month away from having a full set of six pack abs. Big ups to all my boys at golds gym.
     
  14. DGA57

    DGA57 Member

    Jun 17, 2002
    Dublin, OH
    The rest of his family has a green card so I hope this means that it'll be easier for him to get one than it has been for Oughton and Perez in the past.
     
  15. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I'm hot, just ask 3stripe :)

    Though it looks like most those girls have a slightly better chest than me.
     
  16. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    I think it's the hair.
     
  17. LadyUpperDeck

    LadyUpperDeck New Member

    Jun 23, 2000
    Wisteria Lane
    I know you are, Hang. 3Stripe is a lucky gal. I think Zak is going to be calendar material, though, if he keeps working out ;)

    Walsh needs his green? We're doomed. Oughton's was supposed to come a year ago. Perez' was supposed to get his in Feb. Lotta good that will do him now.

    DGA57- Isn't Walsh the guy who used to play with/against Lucci in school? Came recommended by Lucci? I would think he could get his green card promptly.
     
  18. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    Calendar, no probably not. I need to build some more mass, the running has been pretty anti catabolic.

    I'm going to get a haircut here pretty soon, need to be able to do the Freddie Ljunberg mohawk.
     
  19. 3stripe

    3stripe Member

    Indy Eleven
    Oct 14, 2001
    Brickyard Battalion

    good thing i'm flawless
     
  20. 3stripe

    3stripe Member

    Indy Eleven
    Oct 14, 2001
    Brickyard Battalion
    im lucky, but i think he's luckier ;)
     
  21. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You mis-spelled "bang"





    Actually though, this brings up an interesting question: are these girls REAL soccer fans?

    Perhaps we should ask zak to determine just how many of them are sporting a "Beckham" like these Japanese girls:

    http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/face/0301/23beckham.html
     
  22. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    That's the exact haircut I want.
     
  23. Raoul

    Raoul New Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Downtown Dublin
    If you noticed the brunette's nose...

    You need a hormone check. DEEEEP trouble.

    We'll have to introduce you to SHEEgroves.
     
  24. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Pussy aside, the article brings up and interesting point, namely that we have an SI slot open. In fact, since Oughton is long overdue for his green card, we could have TWO SI spots in the not too distant future.
     
  25. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    This is one reason why I'm not willing to put Columbus in the losers column with regards to their draft. With one SI slot open, one probably coming open, a looming signing of Hejduk and other means of player acquisition I think Columbus drafted and traded to fill their holes left after grabbing additional players through other avenues.
     

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