PBP: DISCUSSION OF WIRELESS VIBRATING ANAL BEADS USED TO CHEAT AT CHESS

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  1. Sounders78

    Sounders78 Member+

    Apr 20, 2009
    Olympia
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    Silent quarterback snaps! "Everyone go on the third vibration"
     
  2. superdave

    superdave Member+

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    TIL Sounders78 is a fan of the other kind of football.
     
  3. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Baseball's gone to a pitch relay system between catcher & pitcher. And I think an infielder can be part of it. Catcher taps on device on wrist to give pitch. Bet there's attempted hacking going on.
     
  4. The Jitty Slitter

    The Jitty Slitter Moderator
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    Bayern München
    Germany
    Jul 23, 2004
    Fascist Hellscape
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    So as expected chessdotcom totally has the goods and receipts on Hans and his trainer for cheating on the platform. They now released a 70+ page report with the deets.

    I get chessdotcoms privacy approach, as a private business and not the sport regulator. They gave people second chances, so long as the details of the cheating were admitted. i.e. they have the receipts/confessions.

    But I think the real issue here is some people clearly knew Hans was deeply suspect but the public didn't. It reminds me of how Froome failed his drugs test but this was kept secret.

    Also, the people claiming magnus needed evidence and raving on about the presumption of innocence look pretty stupid right now. Hans cheated, didn't tell anyone, then lied in his 'confession'. As lawyers say, there is probable cause here - it's for Hans to explain - not Magnus! Indeed how can Magnus provide the hard proof of Hans cheating? Magnus is not the regulator.

    The problem is a different one. There is a lack of transparency and a lack of precautions so that we can trust what we are seeing
     
  5. The Jitty Slitter

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    Bayern München
    Germany
    Jul 23, 2004
    Fascist Hellscape
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    FC Sankt Pauli
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    If anyone is interested the report gives really great insights into how they ID cheats.

    The algo's they use provide insights for human analysis.

    In simple terms, they have an algo which estimates the strength of a player over many games. if a player appears too strong compared to known humans, then expert players start diving into the specifics.

    Catching smart cheaters is hard because they don't always use the engine move, and throw in 'blunders" or less good moves.

    What also found very interesting was the analysis of Hans in OTB.

    Alireza - the other 19 year old super GM prodigy, has a very typical rise - achieving GM status at 15, and his graph begins to flatten as he reaches 'best in the world level' (i.e his peak)

    Hans has a very late and rapid rise, after being a donkey for 3.5 years. That is very very strange, particularly given his rise starts precisely when he is kicked of chessdotcom for extensive cheating
     
  6. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Had to look him up.

    Don't like 75% of cyclists cheat in some way?
     
  7. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    100%. But no VIBRATING ANAL BEADS, as far as we know.
     
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  8. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Trying to figure out how that would even help in cycling. Signaling to your team which way to go?

    The funniest one I saw was that someone had made their bike into an electric bike. "Hey - Francois has his feet up on the handlebars & he's going uphill!"
     
  9. The Jitty Slitter

    The Jitty Slitter Moderator
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    Bayern München
    Germany
    Jul 23, 2004
    Fascist Hellscape
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    Froome was similar to Hans in that he was a total donkey of a rider who suddenly became the greatest TdF rider of all time - and of course Team Sky did it all without doping - just using marginal gains like colour coded water bottles!

    Hans problem is he has no narrative to explain his sudden elevation to hottest teenage talent in the world. He claims he lived in hotels for 2 years, shunning any social contact to focus on chess - but of course the others all did that as well.

    What makes no sense, is not so much his performance in the last 2 years, but his lack of performance for 3.5 years -how was he so bad at age 15 compared to Alireza?

    Hans didn't even become a GM until 17, which is at least 2 years later than all the teenage talents
     
  10. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

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    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
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    When you say "the goods," do you mean the actual goods?!?
    They have the "beads"? [emoji50]
    I hope they cleaned and sterilized before handling them.
     
  11. The Jitty Slitter

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    Bayern München
    Germany
    Jul 23, 2004
    Fascist Hellscape
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    FC Sankt Pauli
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    I guess i won't bother updating this thread anymore

    philistines
     
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  12. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    My bad.
     
  13. The Jitty Slitter

    The Jitty Slitter Moderator
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    Bayern München
    Germany
    Jul 23, 2004
    Fascist Hellscape
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    If you want to combine true-crime, chess, anal beads and youtube - this is the video for you



    (these guys generally review murderers and psychopaths)
     
  14. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Lol. Any race where the fans are mostly just waiting for crashes (cycling, drag racing, NASCAR) are silly as spectator sports IMO. But to each his own. :thumbsup:
     
  15. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

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    sorry :notworthy::notworthy:
     
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  16. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    Here's a novel idea to defeat the scourge of cheating in chess: make all competitors insert RANDOMLY VIBRATING ANAL BEADS before each competition.
     
  17. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

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    Well, that make the "pregame" for the tournament waaay more interesting.
     
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  18. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    You need ANOTHER side gig? Jesus!
     
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  19. rslfanboy

    rslfanboy Member+

    Jul 24, 2007
    Section 26
    Shit just got real! :ROFLMAO:
    From 20:30 on.

    Note how nobody else's backsides get checked.:laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
  20. Val1

    Val1 Member+

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    Mar 12, 2004
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    So I just learned that there are approximately 1700 Grand Masters. That's some serious grade inflation there.
     
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  21. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

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    Sep 6, 2001
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    "Chris is being very thorough...."
     
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  22. The Jitty Slitter

    The Jitty Slitter Moderator
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    Bayern München
    Germany
    Jul 23, 2004
    Fascist Hellscape
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    Only super GMs matter now

    Kids routinely attain GM status
     
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  23. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

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    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
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    Rather takes the "grand" out of it, no?
     
  24. Val1

    Val1 Member+

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    Mar 12, 2004
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    Yep.

    I'm waiting for the first Super Duper Grand Master.
     
  25. The Jitty Slitter

    The Jitty Slitter Moderator
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    Bayern München
    Germany
    Jul 23, 2004
    Fascist Hellscape
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    That's basically what carlson is going for by trying to break the 2900 barrier
     

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