DC United are more commonly referred to as "The Scum" There are two ways of getting Down's Syndrome: 1. Being born with a genetic mutation. 2. Attending a Screaming Eagle's tailgate party. Mike Petke is not a "traitor" of the MetroStars, he is a "reject". DC fans prefer that you call their team "The United". DC fans call the Metros "SoS". This means "Spawn of Satan". DC fans are neither original nor very clever. Joe W thinks he knows everything about soccer, that is because he hangs out with other DC United fans.