Did anybody see Keller's assist?

Discussion in 'Yanks Abroad' started by krause9, Apr 7, 2003.

  1. krause9

    krause9 New Member

    Mar 6, 2003
    Anybody?
     
  2. Martin Fischer

    Martin Fischer Member+

    Feb 23, 1999
    Kampala. Uganda
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I heard he dribbled 100 yards through seven defenders, reversed course then did a blind Chilena to himself followed by a no-look pass with the outside of his left boot while munching a hot dog to a streaking Robbie Keane (who almost blew the finish).

    I suspect he probably kicked it upfield and someone from his team knocked it in.
     
  3. Thomas A Fina

    Thomas A Fina Member

    Mar 29, 1999
    Hell
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    :D You suspect correctly - one bounce and fired home rather neatly
     
  4. BuffloSoldier

    BuffloSoldier BigSoccer Supporter

    Jan 31, 2000
    Northern NJ
    Long punt upfield, one bounce, no defender went for it, Poyet smashed it home with his left foot from about 12-14 yards out on the left side.

    Route One, baby.
     
  5. SoFla Metro

    SoFla Metro Member

    Jul 21, 2000
    Ft. Lauderdale, FL
    Friedel would have scored the goal himself.
     
  6. Nuts4Soccr

    Nuts4Soccr New Member

    Apr 6, 2003
    Phoenix, AZ
    It wasn't a hot dog, Martin... I saw it. He was double fisting a meatball sub and didn't spill a drop.
     
  7. total_football

    total_football Member+

    Apr 2, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Is it me, or the burglar who smashes the window in that FSW commerical for that security system look suspiscously like Friedel....?
     
  8. SankaCofie

    SankaCofie Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    Skorgolia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Ecuador
    i heard he started MAKING the sub himself while the other team still had the ball, then stopped a shot (partially made sub in hand), finished making the sub and then went on the attack.
     
  9. peledre

    peledre Member

    Mar 25, 2001
    Sioux Falls, SD
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I have it on good authority that Keller had been feeling ill, so brad dressed up as keller and played for tottenham this weekend.
     
  10. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    my understanding is that keller rifled a shot into the upper left corner from 80 yards out; but that it had whizzed past poyet, missing him by only inches, and that gus was mistakenly credited with the goal.
     
  11. timmy409

    timmy409 Red Card

    Apr 3, 2002
    Georgia
    i heard it is freddy adu
     
  12. um_chili

    um_chili Member+

    Jun 3, 2002
    Losanjealous
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You've all got it wrong. Keller wasn't even in the stadium for this one; he scored the goal using his telekinetic mental powers, all while eating a full five-course meal in a restaurant miles from the stadium in the company of his paramour Victoria Beckham.
     
  13. SankaCofie

    SankaCofie Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    Skorgolia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Ecuador
    yeah, i saw that article on soccerage.com as well. but it said that he was shagging victoria beckham while eating a 5 course meal off of her abdomen at the time he used his mental powers to score that goal.
     
  14. art

    art Member

    Jul 2, 2000
    Portland OR
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    not the way I heard it. I heard from that guy on that other site that it was the vibration from Keller's sub-woofer in the parking lot, blasting that Slipknot song (you know, that one) that caused the ball to be rocketed 100 yards and onto the foot of Poyet.

    I've also heard on deep background that the fans in that end of the stadium and the Tottenham defenders may have to be tested for testicular cancer as a result of the extreme exposure to utter loudness. Not Keller, though; as we all know, he has a lead scrotum.

    Friedel, of course, said: "I wouldn't have needed no stinkin' Slipknot".
     
  15. peledre

    peledre Member

    Mar 25, 2001
    Sioux Falls, SD
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think the correct line was, "I got chunks of guys like Keller in my stool."
     
  16. SankaCofie

    SankaCofie Member

    Aug 8, 2000
    Skorgolia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Ecuador
    friedel would have tried to score but would have had the ball torn from him by jeff agoos and pounded into the back of his empty net.

    which brings me to a good point: why didn't keller use his mental powers to keep that agoos own goal out of the net, i mean its obvious keller was saving the Koreans from Portugese attacks in that last game, i think it was wrong of him to let agoos score that goal.

    i'll bet its cuz agoos and friedel are both are freemasons.
     
  17. um_chili

    um_chili Member+

    Jun 3, 2002
    Losanjealous
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's better for mere mortals like us to not ask these kinds of questions. Keller, like God, works in mysterious ways.
     
  18. seahawkdad

    seahawkdad Spoon!!!

    Jun 2, 2000
    Lincoln, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If Friedel had taken the shot there would have been no bounce and no question...straight into the goal in the air, baby...
     
  19. lmorin

    lmorin Member+

    Mar 29, 2000
    New Hampshire
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The answer to that one should be obvious: Agoos is just too speedy for Keller.
     
  20. whirlwind

    whirlwind New Member

    Apr 4, 2000
    Plymouth, MI, USA
    I had heard that Keller angled the shot off the cockerel on the roof of White Hart Lane and into the goal, grazing Poyet's hair as it went by.




    Of course, Keller would have saved it.
     

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