I heard he dribbled 100 yards through seven defenders, reversed course then did a blind Chilena to himself followed by a no-look pass with the outside of his left boot while munching a hot dog to a streaking Robbie Keane (who almost blew the finish). I suspect he probably kicked it upfield and someone from his team knocked it in.
Long punt upfield, one bounce, no defender went for it, Poyet smashed it home with his left foot from about 12-14 yards out on the left side. Route One, baby.
It wasn't a hot dog, Martin... I saw it. He was double fisting a meatball sub and didn't spill a drop.
Is it me, or the burglar who smashes the window in that FSW commerical for that security system look suspiscously like Friedel....?
i heard he started MAKING the sub himself while the other team still had the ball, then stopped a shot (partially made sub in hand), finished making the sub and then went on the attack.
I have it on good authority that Keller had been feeling ill, so brad dressed up as keller and played for tottenham this weekend.
my understanding is that keller rifled a shot into the upper left corner from 80 yards out; but that it had whizzed past poyet, missing him by only inches, and that gus was mistakenly credited with the goal.
You've all got it wrong. Keller wasn't even in the stadium for this one; he scored the goal using his telekinetic mental powers, all while eating a full five-course meal in a restaurant miles from the stadium in the company of his paramour Victoria Beckham.
yeah, i saw that article on soccerage.com as well. but it said that he was shagging victoria beckham while eating a 5 course meal off of her abdomen at the time he used his mental powers to score that goal.
not the way I heard it. I heard from that guy on that other site that it was the vibration from Keller's sub-woofer in the parking lot, blasting that Slipknot song (you know, that one) that caused the ball to be rocketed 100 yards and onto the foot of Poyet. I've also heard on deep background that the fans in that end of the stadium and the Tottenham defenders may have to be tested for testicular cancer as a result of the extreme exposure to utter loudness. Not Keller, though; as we all know, he has a lead scrotum. Friedel, of course, said: "I wouldn't have needed no stinkin' Slipknot".
friedel would have tried to score but would have had the ball torn from him by jeff agoos and pounded into the back of his empty net. which brings me to a good point: why didn't keller use his mental powers to keep that agoos own goal out of the net, i mean its obvious keller was saving the Koreans from Portugese attacks in that last game, i think it was wrong of him to let agoos score that goal. i'll bet its cuz agoos and friedel are both are freemasons.
It's better for mere mortals like us to not ask these kinds of questions. Keller, like God, works in mysterious ways.
If Friedel had taken the shot there would have been no bounce and no question...straight into the goal in the air, baby...
I had heard that Keller angled the shot off the cockerel on the roof of White Hart Lane and into the goal, grazing Poyet's hair as it went by. Of course, Keller would have saved it.