Detroit Lions suck

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by Ted Cikowski, Sep 18, 2002.

  1. Ted Cikowski

    Ted Cikowski Red Card

    May 31, 2000
    1) they have never been to a superbowl.


    2) despite years of mediocrity and inept play, they are at a franchise low RIGHT now.

    3) they were 2-14 last year but they are far worse than that right now.


    4) The Lions had 2 legit stars. Barry Sanders simply quit without a 2 week notice. Herman Moore was a victim of poor management (Millen and Morningwhig). Now they have ZERO.


    5) The Lions have not been playing rookie quarterback Joey Harrington for the sole reason that they feel a rookie shouldn't be starting. So they have been starting Mike Mcmahon. Mcmahon has played a total of 9 quarters of NFL before this season. Apparently that constitutes being an experienced QB to the Lions management.


    6) Millen and Morningwhig (sp) have cut all the decent players, for the sake of change, and replaced them with far worse players. Bill Schroeder is a joke.


    7) The Lions will be lucky to win a game this season.


    8) despite this, the Lions continually sell out games....they averaged over 70,000 per game last year. They will most likely sell out all home games this season at the new Ford Field.


    9) there is no bright light at the end of the tunnel. the lions can't attract big free agents, can only get 1 player at a time during the draft and have no one of any trade value outside of Chris Claiborne.


    10) The new management has people wanting Bobby Ross and Wayne Fontes back.
     
  2. whirlwind

    whirlwind New Member

    Apr 4, 2000
    Plymouth, MI, USA
    Honest question... who's worse, this year's Lions or the '76 Tampa Bay Buccaneers?

    I say it's a toss-up.
     
  3. olafgb

    olafgb New Member

    Jun 6, 2001
    Germany
    That's very sad as it probably is the only team from Detroit I really like (and I love their stadium).
     
  4. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    Look at the bright side.
    If the go 0-16 they get a tour stop!
    But then again, they will probably mess that up by winning one game. :rolleyes:
     
  5. yellowbismark

    yellowbismark Member+

    Nov 7, 2000
    San Diego, CA
    Club:
    Club Tijuana
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    well, at least there's the #1 pick to look forward to.
     
  6. SoFla Metro

    SoFla Metro Member

    Jul 21, 2000
    Ft. Lauderdale, FL
    They'll ************ it up somehow.
     
  7. whirlwind

    whirlwind New Member

    Apr 4, 2000
    Plymouth, MI, USA
    They'll probably pick another quarterback. (Batch/McMahon/Harrington)

    Or a perpetually injured nearly 400-pound offensive lineman.
    (Gibson/MacDougal/Backus)

    Or an inept cornerback.
    (Fair/Westbrook)

    And then they'll release him.
     
  8. FearM9

    FearM9 New Member

    Jul 14, 2000
    On my bike
    Is this the second year of Barry Sanders's retirement or is it the third year?
     
  9. Fah Que

    Fah Que Member

    Sep 29, 2000
    LA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    They will at least beat the vikings.
     
  10. Ted Cikowski

    Ted Cikowski Red Card

    May 31, 2000
    this is the 4th season that he has not played.
     
  11. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    You will get your second super bowl pretty soon.
    Well, the second you host not actually play in one. Let's just hope for no freezing rain this time.
     
  12. whirlwind

    whirlwind New Member

    Apr 4, 2000
    Plymouth, MI, USA
    Ford Field will host a Super Bowl before it hosts a playoff game. Odd, but true.
     
  13. amerifolklegend

    Jul 21, 1999
    Oakley, America
    Do you guys even watch the NFL?

    The lions aren't even the worst team in the league.

    Sure, they're horrible, don't get me wrong, but the Lions are no Bengals.
     
  14. Ted Cikowski

    Ted Cikowski Red Card

    May 31, 2000
    well the bengals won more games last year right?

    so far the Lions defense has had Zero turnovers and Zero sacks and have given up the most points in the NFL in the first 2 weeks (40 points per game- no joke). I dare the bengals to post numbers like that.

    Detroit's offense is ranked dead last in the NFL and have scored the least amount of points. What do the Bengals got?
     
  15. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    Detroit doesn't have the worst offense. I can name Cincy and Baltimore. Check out nfl.com.
     
  16. Ian McCracken

    Ian McCracken Member

    May 28, 1999
    USA
    Club:
    SS Lazio Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Detroit doesn't have the worst offense, but we have the worst TEAM. At least Cincy has been to two SuperBowls and Baltimore has won a couple (Colts / Ravens). It would be the ultimate joy to see the Lions in the Super Bowl in 2006 as the host team. Ok...who am I kidding...there's a better chance that Tonya Harding will win the next Olympic Gold figure skating medal.
     
  17. amerifolklegend

    Jul 21, 1999
    Oakley, America
    Bengals have scored 15 less points than the Lions.

    The Lions have losses agains the Panthers and the Dolphins.

    The Bengals have losses against the Chargers and Browns (the mighty Browns with a backup QB, I might add.)

    The Bengals had a punt last week that netted -2 yards...and the Browns never touched the ball or the punter. It was just a punt that went two yards backwards.

    The Bengals also have no turnovers.
     
  18. whirlwind

    whirlwind New Member

    Apr 4, 2000
    Plymouth, MI, USA
    Hey, the Lions didn't totally suck this week. They only mostly sucked.
     
  19. Excape Goat

    Excape Goat Member+

    Mar 18, 1999
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    The Lions got at least better uniforms than the Bengals.
     
  20. Ian McCracken

    Ian McCracken Member

    May 28, 1999
    USA
    Club:
    SS Lazio Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Hey, I don't hear Jay Leno making jokes about the Bengals every freaking night for the last two years like he does the Lions. Last night he even tied in a joke about syphillis with the Lions. If that isn't pathetic I don't know what is!
     
  21. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    Break 'em up! Lions win!
     
  22. amerifolklegend

    Jul 21, 1999
    Oakley, America
    It's official. The Bengals rule supreme the land of suck in the NFL.

    C'mon, Lions suck people, where's your "we suck the most" smack now that you went and won a game? Yeah, that's right. You guys would kick our ass 10 times outta 10 if we gave you the chance.
    We will always be worse than you in football.

    It's embarrassing for other clubs when they are that horrible, but here in Cincinnati, we have come to get a little territorial when other teams try to invade our comfortable resting place that we own at the bottom of the league.

    We shall never see a winning team here as long as Mike Brown is the Owner/CEO/General Manager of this terrible team.
     
  23. whirlwind

    whirlwind New Member

    Apr 4, 2000
    Plymouth, MI, USA
    Hey, if somebody told you the Bengals would have the same record as the Rams four games in, you'd have taken it, right?
     
  24. Ian McCracken

    Ian McCracken Member

    May 28, 1999
    USA
    Club:
    SS Lazio Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Blame it on Joey Harrington. He hasn't been in town long enough to know he's supposed to break the heart of Lions fans.

    Seriously, I think we finally have a winner in town at QB...the first time in my life! Harrington has the look of a future Super Bowl QB. The guy was phenomenal in only his second game. Let's hope the Fords don't find a way to blow his talent.
     
  25. Davids26

    Davids26 Member

    May 31, 2000
    Yeah the Lions are going to the Super Bowl this year. ;)
     

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