Detroit hates Our Freedoms

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by GringoTex, Mar 27, 2003.

  1. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
  2. dfb547490

    dfb547490 New Member

    Feb 9, 2000
    The Heights
    A priest in Detroit thought Saddam was a nice guy when he met him 20 years ago? Well, that settles it, call off the war.
     
  3. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Latest reports have the 101st Airborn peeling away from Baghdad and hopping a flight to the states to drop into Detroit later tonight in what is being called 'Operation: Sparky Andersons Wrath.'
     
  4. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bomb Detroit? Sounds good to me.
     
  5. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    Wouldn't bombing Detroit be redundant?
     
  6. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hmm, maybe, but can we take that chance?
     
  7. bungadiri

    bungadiri Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 25, 2002
    Acnestia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    bomb away, they'd bounce right the ************ off

    [​IMG]
     
  8. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    Too late

    He looks like he's already bombed.
     
  9. whirlwind

    whirlwind New Member

    Apr 4, 2000
    Plymouth, MI, USA
    There are certainly sections of Dearborn that are indistinguishable from the residential sections of Baghdad.

    And sections of inner city Detroit that are indistinguishable from the just-bombed sections of Baghdad.

    On the other hand, though, I don't think the 101st Airborne is sufficiently well-armed to visit east Detroit.
     
  10. bungadiri

    bungadiri Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 25, 2002
    Acnestia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Too late

    The heady wine of victory will do that. As opposed to the mediocri-tea certain other hapless midwestern hockey fans have been swilling lately.
     
  11. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    Re: Re: Too late

    Don't be so hard on Blues fans.
     
  12. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
    Cincilluminati
    Club:
    Los Angeles Sol
    Nat'l Team:
    Philippines
    What's hockey?

    Sincerely,
    Phil Anschutz and Tim Leiweke

    (Not that I'm questioning their priorities, mind you)
     
  13. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Now I see why we must attack. If Saddam has the key to Detroit, he can get in undetected and cause untold amounts of damage! And if you have seen the key, you know it is one of those old-fasioned types that are common to many cities, such as San Francisco. If Saddam were to make copies of that key, we would be defenseless!
     
  14. monop_poly

    monop_poly Member

    May 17, 2002
    Chicago
    I heard he left his heart in San Francisco. That's why he's such a heartless dictator in Baghdad.
     
  15. Ian McCracken

    Ian McCracken Member

    May 28, 1999
    USA
    Club:
    SS Lazio Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Why would I have anything to say about this? Detroit is 106% Democrat. This includes dead people who regularly vote Democrat in elections. The Detroit City Council is one of the most socialist government bodies in the United States. Heck, if the 101st Airborne could launch air strikes that could foster regime change in Detroit I'd be the first guy cheering them on.
     
  16. eneste

    eneste Member

    Mar 24, 2000
    Pittsburgh, PA
    Re: Re: Detroit hates Our Freedoms

    Note to self: move McCracken to top of "Wouldn't be surprised to see heavily armed on top of building with crazy eyes" list.
     
  17. Waingro

    Waingro Member

    Feb 15, 2003
    San Diego, CA.
    Once that happens, what's to stop him from entering himself in one of those rap battles like Eminem?

    ALAHU 8MILE!
     
  18. whirlwind

    whirlwind New Member

    Apr 4, 2000
    Plymouth, MI, USA

    I'm the whack MC from old Tikriit
    My rhymes are def you can't compete
    I live in a bunker under my palace
    Got more oil than Houston or Dallas

    Got DJ Tariq on the sonic attack
    Republican Guard has got my back
    I'm fly, I'm ill, I'm chillin and bad
    Got the biggest moustache in all Baghdad

    --Saddam and the Hussein Clown Posse
     
  19. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    Funny stuff but it needs more swear words and at least some reference to "bitches and hos" to make it a hit.
     
  20. monop_poly

    monop_poly Member

    May 17, 2002
    Chicago
    Sweet comedy +JP piling on. Now I can go to lunch happy. :)
     

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