Depreciation and tax law thread

Whew! The thread I was looking for all my life.

 

Cleansheetbsc CPA (no, really).

 

Q: What do accountants use for birth control?

 

Shop talk.

 

A: Their personalitites

 

Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?

A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

 

Tax Season.

 

Hey! I resemble that remark.

 

Every year, in April, I say a little prayer of thanks that I am not a tax accountant. In my world, my busy time is January & February with a little bit of spillover in March. That said, January does suck quite a bit.

 

You have to take in account that not everyone can pretend to be a Marine Biologist or an Architect.