DeMarcus Beasley to skinny for EPL!!!

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by Manchester Unizzle, Jun 20, 2004.

  1. Manchester Unizzle

    Manchester Unizzle BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Dec 30, 2003
    North Hollywood
    DeMarcus Beasley would get knocked on his nappy ass if he played in the EPL. The kid only weighs 126 lbs and he honestly needs to gain at least 15-20 lbs if he want to be taken seriously. If you guys think the MLS is physical wait until he is running down the left flank and Patrick Veira decides to plow right into him and accidentaly break his ankles. I love Demarcus but he is a work in progress because he needs to add a couple of moves to his "game" before he can be taken serious by top European teams. He can start off by learning how to do a Robinho step over and score at least 18 goals in the MLS then maybe he would be worth $6 million bucks. Oh I forgot he needs to work on his crossing too!!!
     
  2. Shaydee

    Shaydee Member

    Apr 8, 2002
    New Jersey
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No one who has any sense believes The Beaz is worth $6 Mil
     
  3. (TxT)

    (TxT) Member+

    Jun 9, 2004
    Tampa, FL
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Beasley is about 15-20 lbs to small for the EPL. The defenders will just nudge him and he'll fall over.
     
  4. McGinty

    McGinty Member

    SKC/STL
    Aug 29, 2001
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    What does the verb "to skinny" mean?
     
  5. bostonsoccermdl

    bostonsoccermdl Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 3, 2002
    Denver, CO
    oh yes.... b/c we all know how injury prone Demarcus is.. :rolleyes:

    THis is a guy who knows how to takes hits and minimize the consequences of physical contact...
     
  6. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
  7. prk166

    prk166 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 8, 2000
    Med City
    Yes, he is too skinny for the EPL. Just look at Shaun Wright Philips and his lack of success.


    (Darn it, my tongue is stuck in my cheek)
     
  8. Bonji

    Bonji Moderator

    Feb 4, 2003
    Denver, Colorado
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Let's hope we get to see him in the EPL to see who is right. My guess is that American Euro snobs will say he is too skinny, even when he is scortching defenses throughout the premier league.
     
  9. Octavius Agustus

    Octavius Agustus New Member

    Jun 5, 2004
    33RD sTREET
    He's not 126 lbs., is he???

    That's like a girl's weight.
     
  10. Unstoppable Fire 13

    Unstoppable Fire 13 New Member

    Nov 3, 2003
    Chicago
    First of all, if you're gonna make a thread about him... spell his name rite.

    It's DaMarcus
     
  11. GoHawks4

    GoHawks4 Member

    Apr 24, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He's up to like 140lbs now.
     
  12. Jabinho

    Jabinho New Member

    May 29, 2004
    MLS lists him at 137 and USsoccer lists him at 145..
     
  13. fusion101

    fusion101 Member

    Jan 11, 2002
    "DeMarcus Beasley would get knocked on his nappy ass if he played in the EPL. The kid only weighs 126 lbs and he honestly needs to gain at least 15-20 lbs if he want to be taken seriously. If you guys think the MLS is physical wait until he is running down the left flank and Patrick Veira decides to plow right into him and accidentaly break his ankles. I love Demarcus but he is a work in progress because he needs to add a couple of moves to his "game" before he can be taken serious by top European teams. He can start off by learning how to do a Robinho step over and score at least 18 goals in the MLS then maybe he would be worth $6 million bucks. Oh I forgot he needs to work on his crossing too!!! "

    I can promise you that MLS is just as physical as the EPL. Have a guy like Franchino (NE Rev.) come running at you and you'd duck. I've seen countless EPL and MLS games and EPL is much faster, which in return cuts down on the physical hard knocking play.
     
  14. Jabinho

    Jabinho New Member

    May 29, 2004
    I bet the Polish defenders weren't thinking about his weight when he blew past them for the winning goal in Poland this year to end their 7 match winning streak.
    They couldn't knock down what they couldn't catch.. :p
     
  15. GoHawks4

    GoHawks4 Member

    Apr 24, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ******** you! :p
     
  16. Jabinho

    Jabinho New Member

    May 29, 2004
    Yep.. That goal was a real Kraków! As the Brits would say.. :p
     
  17. Poet

    Poet Member+

    Mar 13, 2001
    Toledo, Ohio
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]

    Say what !@#$!

    I tell you what, I'll @#$@# in your @#@#$@!, then I'll @#$# up on yer mama's @##, then I'll @#$#@@ you @#$@!$# and !@#$@#$# in yo skinny @#$@#$. OK??
     
  18. GoHawks4

    GoHawks4 Member

    Apr 24, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    :D
     
  19. Jabinho

    Jabinho New Member

    May 29, 2004
    Somehow I knew you would get it.. ;)
     
  20. GoHawks4

    GoHawks4 Member

    Apr 24, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I even repped you for it.
     
  21. GoHawks4

    GoHawks4 Member

    Apr 24, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Jabinho, czy jestes polakiem?
     
  22. Jabinho

    Jabinho New Member

    May 29, 2004
    Nope..Typical American Mutt.. ;)
     
  23. Unstoppable Fire 13

    Unstoppable Fire 13 New Member

    Nov 3, 2003
    Chicago

    Where was DMB doing when he couldnt do ******** against the polish defenders in WC02, as Poland routed the US 3-1.... just wait till July 11. It's gonna b another one of those games.

    PS jestem polakiem :)
     
  24. Octavius Agustus

    Octavius Agustus New Member

    Jun 5, 2004
    33RD sTREET
    He was resting for the knock-out rounds which were to follow. Something Poland didn't have to worry about. :D
     
  25. GoHawks4

    GoHawks4 Member

    Apr 24, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    :D Cool.
     

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