Defenestration

Discussion in 'The Beautiful Game' started by DamonEsquire, Sep 16, 2002.

  1. DamonEsquire

    DamonEsquire BigSoccer Supporter

    Sep 16, 2002
    Kentucky
    Club:
    Leeds United AFC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Here is a qoute impossing problematic probabilities: The euphemism kills of sport maybe "Let's eat!" We all heard this and can vigourously identify. The assumption is "Let's eat!" and reflects the course of a match. We watch soccer noticing bits of time upon impact. The impromptu whole discussion is reformed around play after fouls, closure, and whistles. These key ingredients hinders victory as well as attitudes. Indeed players shall be observational and not interrupt time, "The shot was close." or "The place was too near no resulting impact." Just like the quote "Let's Eat." Yes, Leeds United fouls alot and they suffer dier consquences, however, thier shot selection is one too fear!
     
  2. 655321

    655321 New Member

    Jul 21, 2002
    The Mission, SF
    That's a hell of a first post.

    What are you on (about), exactly??
     
  3. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    I'm trying to figure out what all this has to do with throwing someone out the window.
     
  4. BrianCappellieri

    BrianCappellieri Red Card

    Feb 11, 2002
    Wow.

    I'm speechless.

    :D
     
  5. Werdguy

    Werdguy New Member

    Jul 15, 2002
    New York
    ...uhh... my head hurts..
     
  6. BrianCappellieri

    BrianCappellieri Red Card

    Feb 11, 2002
    I knew people were a little "different" in Kentucky but man was that a frightening read. :eek:

    Check his profile:

    Occupation: U N E M P L O Y E D

    Sounds like a character. :D
     
  7. deejay

    deejay Member+

    Feb 14, 2000
    Tarpon Springs, FL
    Club:
    Jorge Wilstermann
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    Looks to me more like an Artificial Intelligence program. Pretty good one if it is that.
     
  8. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    I was trying to come up with an answer to this impressive missive but all I can do is quote Billy Bob Thornton
    “Well, I’m stumped…!!!”
     
  9. photar74

    photar74 New Member

    Jun 25, 2002
    West Philly
    I teach, write and publish avant-garde poetry, but that post was a load of nonsense.

    Enjoyable nonsense, however. I would enjoy a whole series of them more than just one.
     
  10. BrianCappellieri

    BrianCappellieri Red Card

    Feb 11, 2002
    That was supposed to be a poem?
     
  11. Stan Collins

    Stan Collins Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Silver Spring, MD
    Hand me some of them french fried potaters. mmmhm.
     
  12. Elninho

    Elninho Member+

    Sacramento Republic FC
    United States
    Oct 30, 2000
    Sacramento, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    To supplement skipshady's question...

    1) So what's being defenestrated anyway?

    2) What does throwing someone/something out of a window have to do with football?

    3) DamonEsquire, are you happy in your socks?
     
  13. Mattbro

    Mattbro Member+

    Sep 21, 2001
    I thought this thread was going to be about the Great Defenestration of Prague in 1618. I was bitterly disappointed.
     
  14. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    True, but The Euphemism Kills of Sport will be the title of my next volume.
     
  15. pething101

    pething101 Member

    Jul 31, 2001
    Smyrna, Ga
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Mother of God.

    Brillance that we wont understand till he cuts off his ear and mails it to his girlfriend.

    or this belongs in the best of the best from the old drunk thread.
     
  16. RichardL

    RichardL BigSoccer Supporter

    May 2, 2001
    Berkshire
    Club:
    Reading FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    I think it made a perfect sense right up until the point that he translated it via Babelfish.
     
  17. Samarkand

    Samarkand Member+

    May 28, 2001
    How many times did this go through the BabbelFish wringer?
     
  18. Matt Clark

    Matt Clark Member

    Dec 19, 1999
    Liverpool
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Or perhaps it was more than that. An Autonomy spider synopsis or something.

    In any case, I enjoyed it greatly.
     
  19. Khansingh

    Khansingh New Member

    Jan 8, 2002
    The Luton Palace
    Thanks, I'm glad someone else thought the same thing. "Why don't you pray to your Mary to save you?! My God, She saved him."
     
  20. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    That was my first thought but then I felt it was a little more of a post modern trend. Something of the ilk of the great stock market crash 1929.
    My god, only the best kind of people were coming out of windows in those days.
    That was until he brought Leeds into the picture. Is Lee Bowyer a reincarnation of Billy Bremner…?
     
  21. Samarkand

    Samarkand Member+

    May 28, 2001
    How do you know it's not?:)
     
  22. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    I wonder if the threadstarter is Asian. If not, he is probably just Persian and should go him to Europe just like Turkey.
     
  23. RoHo

    RoHo New Member

    Jul 20, 2001
    Washington, DC
  24. MLSNHTOWN

    MLSNHTOWN Member+

    Oct 27, 1999
    Houston, TX
    And I also quote....

    Sweden: Ljunberg-Larrson-Ibrahimovic The New Jersey's Coast findings fossilized flea that was somewhat utilitarianism of hair.
     
  25. DamonEsquire

    DamonEsquire BigSoccer Supporter

    Sep 16, 2002
    Kentucky
    Club:
    Leeds United AFC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States



    Howdy skipshady,

    I am an Anglo-American citizen which Resides in Radcliff, Kentucky. I have traveled in the U.S.A.; however I am Caucasion. My computer scene is a year old and was just turned on to this site (via ESPN Soccernet.com). If I would have known, the World Cup would have been late night chats and early morning praise. I hope you enjoy the angles of interpretations.
     

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