Dear students,

Discussion in 'Education and Academia' started by chad, Nov 8, 2005.

  1. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I had a good one. For my course in 1950s American literature (note the subject) a guy turned in a paper on the most important breakthrough in the 1950s -- the polio vaccine. No attempt to link it to the books we read, just an essay on the polio vaccine. I'm reading it thinking, well, this guy's getting an F, when he gave me a reason to check for plagiarism: his "cut-n-paste" job was so half-ass that on page 4 he included a picture (complete with a caption) of Jonas Salk looking at a beaker. I did an image search on Salk and found the page from which he took about 60% of his paper verbatim.

    The result: F for the course, and a series of unpleasant encounters with a string of administrators in the not-too-distant future.
     
  2. yossarian

    yossarian Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 16, 1999
    Big City Blinking
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Would you have given him a better grade if he had at least known that the Cocoa Puffs bird's name is Sonny?

    :p
     
  3. Val1

    Val1 Member+

    Arsenal
    Mar 12, 2004
    MD's Eastern Shore
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    I hear you...

    I taught before the internet, so the kids actually had to take pen to paper to plagiarize, which didn't make them any smarter. I always loved kids who'd copy something from an encyclopedia, writing without knowing what they were reading, and they'd go onto the next subject entry in the encyclopedia. My favorite: for a French lesson in World Civ, each student had to write 1 page on a french city, and one kid copied the entire entry for Toulouse and then went straight onto to Toulouse Lautrec...
     
  4. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's a dying art to be sure. Kids today are just lazy.

    My freshman year in college I took on an extra advanced class that I probably shouldn't have. Because of it I found myself not reading a lot of the books for a basic English course. I've always found English easy and actually wrote a 12 page paper on the book after having read only 10 pages out of 250. Got an A on the paper and was personally praised by my professor as we left class that day. I saw her again three and a half years later just before graduation and she mentioned how that paper was still one of the best she'd ever received. I almost told her it was utter bull****, but I didn't have the heart. :)
     
  5. chad

    chad Member+

    Jun 24, 1999
    Manhattan Beach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    More awesome-ness.

    My student who turned in a final that had perhaps 2 original sentences in it sent me an email saying:
    I hope it is killing her slowly and with great pain.
     
  6. jec1

    jec1 Member

    Sporting Clube de Portugal
    Portugal
    Aug 27, 2004
    Los Angeles ATM
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    a teacher thought i was plagiarizing and it was his intent to get me suspended.

    i had to prove my innocence therefore i described in detail and had to read every note to make it think i didnt plagiarize....they kept asking my what website i got this info from and it seem like it was taken from a book or something anyway they had no conclusive evidence since i handwrote it.

    i plead my innocence til this day i wrote the damn thing.

    but teachers these days either have a grudge on some kids or they think that now that everybody is using the internet to find some info that it is comforming to cheating.

    some students are just lazy like it or not/so are teachers?

    its a doublestandard that will go on and on.

    btw when i graduated the same teacher came up to me and kept insisting that i should apologize for what had transpired....what a moron im off school and now i know it was a grudge on me for some stupid reason. :p
     
  7. chad

    chad Member+

    Jun 24, 1999
    Manhattan Beach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ******** you.
    ******** you again.

    I hope you get crushed by a plane sliding off of the runway.

    Even though you won't understand the satire in my post, I'll not explain it.
     
  8. gaijin

    gaijin New Member

    Aug 1, 2004
    Malaysia
    Footnotes or bibliography? One of my lecturers will not accept an essay or assignment without them.

    No, if you follow the rules and clearly state what you have read, who said what, and what point this is atributed from etc, then they have no reason to suspect you. Trust me, trying to write a bibliography for soemthing you have plagrisied must be the hardest thing in the world, and even if zed assignment had a pre-packaged bibliography, then it would be quite evident from the scope of what's on it - whether or not a student has cheated.

    The internet is an invaluable resource, but we are told clearly to mark down the url, the author and the date of access if we use the info.

    Tbh, kids are lazy. Someone with half a brain could write soemthing meaningful on something they know little about. And if you can't, what the fvck are you doing in education?

    I wouldn't dare plagrize any work, I'd rather fail than cheat. You are only kidding yourself, especially when you leave and realise that you learnt fvck all skills that will be useful to you in the outside world.
     
  9. gaijin

    gaijin New Member

    Aug 1, 2004
    Malaysia
    You evil bastard. :D

    ;)
     
  10. Val1

    Val1 Member+

    Arsenal
    Mar 12, 2004
    MD's Eastern Shore
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Was it a grudge, or was it really a teacher who was trying to get you to write better? You've got a lot of fractured prose in the above post.
     
  11. gaijin

    gaijin New Member

    Aug 1, 2004
    Malaysia
    Maybe that was the problem with his essay?
     
  12. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That it WASN'T filled with the same fractured prose.
     
  13. StrikerCW

    StrikerCW Member

    Jul 10, 2001
    Perth, WA
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh dear God, is that why teachers don't post grades sometimes? :(:(:(:(
     
  14. bungadiri

    bungadiri Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 25, 2002
    Acnestia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I gave the post a D on the basis of the text-message-ese alone.

    It was the lame conclusion that pushed it into the failure zone, however.
     
  15. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'd be lying if I didn't say this is the kind of teacher I would be. :D
     
  16. jec1

    jec1 Member

    Sporting Clube de Portugal
    Portugal
    Aug 27, 2004
    Los Angeles ATM
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    thats nice.... but im just sharing a story that happened to me a while ago....

    if you think that deeply of me being crushed by a plane wouldnt sound that bad these smartass teachers have no sense or sympathy. :eek:
     
  17. jec1

    jec1 Member

    Sporting Clube de Portugal
    Portugal
    Aug 27, 2004
    Los Angeles ATM
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    if that was the problem why didnt he confront me about this?

    trust me this teacher was a little tempermental about things....

    maybe because i was the only one in the classroom that stood up to him or critizize his views....

    i thought that year was torture cause i didnt want to go to his onesided teachings so i skipped some classes.

    but having me accountable for something i never did hurts....cheating. :mad:

    i must say that there are some teachers that are balloon heads you know hollow in the inside and really i have had supply teachers who have better knowledge and assetments then regular teachers.
     
  18. jec1

    jec1 Member

    Sporting Clube de Portugal
    Portugal
    Aug 27, 2004
    Los Angeles ATM
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    if so i had a fractured prose whos fault is that?at least he could agknowledge that my skills or prose was not intact or didnt make sense.
     
  19. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    We'll trust you to be our expert in the nature of hollow-headedness.
     
  20. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Gee, I wonder why anyone would conclude that, if something you "wrote" flowed smoothly, you probably plagiarized it.
     
  21. Ismitje

    Ismitje Super Moderator

    Dec 30, 2000
    The Palouse
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Geez, I skip out on the board to grade exams for a day straight, and miss this? Fun times. I should allow myself a visit after every hour of grading.

    To be fair, I wish some of my colleagues weren't "lazy teachers" when pursuing academic integrity questions. I have never confronted a former pupil at graduation and demanded an apology, but understand the motivation. I put a good deal of myself, my time and effort into effective grading - the type with learning and improvement in my and other classes as the goal - and feel personally insulted by plagiarism. Submit the paper a day late, or not at all (life happens), but be honest with me.

    And, jec1, don't go onto a board composed of people in academia and teaching and insult teachers in a blanket manner ("teachers these days"). Nor should you head over to the Quakes board today to support the move of the Quakes to Houston.

    Back to exams - for an hour, then back I take a BS break!
     
  22. bigredfutbol

    bigredfutbol Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 5, 2000
    Woodbridge, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't have a lot of faith in your judgement. Did you not notice that everybody else on this forum writes in proper sentences, with punctuation, capitalization, and so forth?

    If you didn't catch on to that--if you couldn't be bothered to meet the standard, in other words--then I don't find it surprising that your teacher had concerns about your work.
     
  23. NGV

    NGV Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Two ways that teachers can cut down on plagiarism somewhat:

    1. Give out very specific paper topics and guidelines, and make it clear that they must be followed. Allow students to create their own topic if they choose, but only if they come discuss it in detail with the teacher a week or more in advance.

    2. Have a fairly lenient (but strictly enforced) grade penalty for late papers. A fair amount of plagiarism probably results from a combination of procrastination and last-minute panic.
     
  24. jec1

    jec1 Member

    Sporting Clube de Portugal
    Portugal
    Aug 27, 2004
    Los Angeles ATM
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    i can assure you thats not how i wrote it after all this is a public forum, it doesn't have to be dead on. i admit i came to strong on your guys and for that im sorry and i apologize to you all. :eek:

    my point of target was this specific teacher who i just learned is not with the school board anymore for various reasons unknown.i can assure you that what i did was clean slate and i was not subjecting myself to cheating though alot of kids are pressure to plagarize and some will get caught some wont thats life.

    i have since moved on with my life enrolled myself into a academy and doing the best that i can to place myself being the best student i can be. :D

    any advice you teachers you can give me for breaking down the barriers to being a better student and conducting myself without blaming someone from the outside would be greatly appreciated.

    ps:NGV is right if you place those standards today it would cut back on plagiarizing but i still think students will get around after all teachers are human to.
     
  25. chad

    chad Member+

    Jun 24, 1999
    Manhattan Beach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Letting students choose their own topic is a way to increase plagiarism, not decrease it. Only in smaller advanced classes do I recommend letting students have that freedom, and even then you have to watch them, though. A better solution is to require students to meet with you with outlines and talk about their papers before they are due. This is incredibly time-consuming and only works in small classes.

    I'm not sure that's true either. You can really fairly easily gauge a student's interest in your class. And you can make assignments well in advance. I don't think the deadline is the problem.

    Where I teach we now have a way to force students to submit their papers electronically to a system that scans them for probable plagiarism. I didn't use it this time, but I will in the future. Now that's a solution.
     

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