Dear Justice Department,

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by GoHawks4, Sep 9, 2002.

  1. GoHawks4

    GoHawks4 Member

    Apr 24, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dear Justice Department,

    I am one American who really doesn't give a flying f*** if Chris Webber and 4 other basketball players were bought a pair of pants and some jewelry 10 years ago. Maybe it makes me a bad American, but perhaps the DOJ should be finding charges to rationalize the fact that they are holding people in Cuba with no charges to their names', which is a violation of world law.
    If Chris Webber was given gifts by a booster, why should the public care. Do students have to testify if their mom mails them home-made cookies? Why are they so special? That mother should make cookies for the whole damn student body, no?
    Perhaps the Justice Department should be finding true justice, like for the families of bankrupted corperations. Justice is defined as the vilification of something done fairly to both parties, as to even out the wrong.
    It's two days until the aniversarry of one of the most deplorable acts I have ever seen comitted with my own two eyes. Maybe the Justice Department could be finding Justice for those families, rather than for some kid majoring in Chemistry, who didn't get a free pair of shoes.

    -Johnathan Kaszynski (Bad American)
     
  2. bigsmooth

    bigsmooth New Member

    Jun 18, 2000
    Washington, DC
    Careful, Johathan -- Mr. Ashcroft's spies are reading these boards he has made sure that the "long arm of the law" can be extended to matters such as people posting "unfriendly" comments about the DOJ and its policies, especially if those comments dare to question the effectiveness of these policies when it comes to making we Americans safer from terrorism.
    BTW, you're not related to Ted, are you?
     
  3. BrianCappellieri

    BrianCappellieri Red Card

    Feb 11, 2002
    :D
     
  4. GoHawks4

    GoHawks4 Member

    Apr 24, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Spelled differently, but the same pronounciation. In fact, it earned me the nickname of "Bomber" when I played football.
     
  5. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    Ah, the "terrorist card". It's like a "get out of jail free" card for really evil totalitarian ideas and practices.

    ----

    "I have a royal flush of reasons why your policy is unconstitutional, illegal and just plain wrong."

    "Oh yeah? I have the terrorism card! It trumps the law, the Constitution, democracy, civil liberties and common sense! You lose, sucka."

    "Wait, who are these large, heavily armed fellows? Wait wait get away from me! Ahhhhh....."

    "Too bad, fool! Don't expect to hear from a lawyer anytime soon. Or anyone else for that matter... Muah hahahaha!!!!"
     
  6. Ted Cikowski

    Ted Cikowski Red Card

    May 31, 2000
    I get acused of being the una bomber too.

    anyway, I hate Chris Webber and I hope he goes to prison and gets sent to Australia, where we should be sending all our criminals. Webber lied under oathe. He even got his Dad and Aunt in trouble.

    this is the same guy who in college said they should be paid because he couldn't afford a pizza.

    no wonder he never graduated, his math was pretty shaky. He had $200,000...I would venture to say that he could start a small pizza chain for that money.
     
  7. angus_hooligan

    angus_hooligan New Member

    May 15, 2001
    Chicago
    That had nothing to do with your bad shot did it?
     
  8. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There was a football player who played defensive back. I forget his name, but his nickname was "Toast", and he claimed it was because "he was the toast of the town". He played for the Rams in the early or mid 90s (i.e. when they sucked).
     
  9. GoHawks4

    GoHawks4 Member

    Apr 24, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I meant pointy ball.
     
  10. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    Some DB played for the NY Giants and was called toast b/c he was always getting "burned" by WRs.
     

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