DCU vs Yellow Team that Hasn't Scored in 360 Minutes

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  1. shammypants

    shammypants Member+

    Oct 9, 2013
    Club:
    DC United
    Well now we get to think about how we will embarrass ourselves against Houston and Miami, two other bad teams
     
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  2. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yep. Goodnight.
     
  3. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Next up is a red card for someone important but because it is DCU I can’t figure who that is.
     
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  4. shammypants

    shammypants Member+

    Oct 9, 2013
    Club:
    DC United
    Our 1.5 million dollar man Flores is off for a literal child who doesn’t deserve to be a reserve player
     
  5. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Game over man, game over.


    RIP.
     
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  6. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The only one important enough is Taxi. We won't luck out and have it be Flores.
     
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  7. Ian Scullen

    Ian Scullen Member

    Oct 1, 2013
    Club:
    DC United
    The score line is definitely NOT misleading, what is he talking about?
     
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  8. Yowza

    Yowza Member+

    DC United
    United States
    Oct 23, 2019
    Arlington
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yow, Hopkins. If only it were September and there was no delusion about where this season was going and I could watch these guys. Throw in TDK and I'll keep watching, as it is I think my interest is slipping away.
     
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  9. Yowza

    Yowza Member+

    DC United
    United States
    Oct 23, 2019
    Arlington
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, he's apparently never heard the word 'synchronicity', so...
     
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  10. Yowza

    Yowza Member+

    DC United
    United States
    Oct 23, 2019
    Arlington
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Skundrich? Ashton should be fired for that alone. What the eff is he gonna do?
     
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  11. Chesco United

    Chesco United Member+

    DC United
    Jun 24, 2001
    Chester County, PA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    This has been uninspiring.
     
  12. Dizi

    Dizi Member

    Feb 13, 2015
    Club:
    DC United
    In the short time i’ve been watching Flores fed Kamara beautifully (he missed off the post), and Gressel has squandered two great chances

    I’m getting more perverse joy out of watching em fail than i thought i would. It’s mildly entertaining to guess who complained about Losada :)
     
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  13. Daniel le Rouge2

    Apr 16, 2015
    Club:
    DC United
    To be fair, it wasn’t like Dave was using that word properly. He meant, “In synch,” which is something very different.
     
  14. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Justin Timberlake?
     
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  15. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    0 points.
     
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  16. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Zero goals.
     
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  17. Doogh

    Doogh Member+

    Oct 5, 2019
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I miss Andy Najar.
     
  18. Daniel le Rouge2

    Apr 16, 2015
    Club:
    DC United
    Exactly!
     
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  19. Yowza

    Yowza Member+

    DC United
    United States
    Oct 23, 2019
    Arlington
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hated it.
     
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  20. shammypants

    shammypants Member+

    Oct 9, 2013
    Club:
    DC United
    Announcers towing the line we heard from fans last week: “you know if we just scored the goals we missed and won the games we lost we’d be top of the table if you really think about it.”
     
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  21. Daniel le Rouge2

    Apr 16, 2015
    Club:
    DC United
    Devon kept saying that there were positives, that everything wasn’t wrong. I would have liked an example, because I surely didn’t see anything positive.

    No, that’s not true. Our finishing couldn’t be worse, so that’s a positive.
     
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  22. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I hope they all had fun during practice, because that makes it all worthwhile! :thumbsup:
     
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  23. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dear old dad used to say "If the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass all the time."
     
  24. Hedbal

    Hedbal Member+

    Jul 31, 2000
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If we were to start Yow; Djeffal; and Hopkins next match I wouldn't be upset.
     
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  25. Yowza

    Yowza Member+

    DC United
    United States
    Oct 23, 2019
    Arlington
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They suck and they're lazy. Hell of a team. Lose every battle, concede every 50/50, or just plain old foul, foul, foul.
    This team only makes me angry, I mean, what am I doing? Only FOMO keeps me coming back.
     
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