DCU marketing slogans

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by ImNumberTen, Apr 5, 2010.

  1. ImNumberTen

    ImNumberTen Member+

    Oct 4, 2007
    Washington, DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    DCU has really been picking marketing slogans at ironically inopportune times.


    "We Win Trophies" and then they proceed to get beaten at home for one by an expansion team.


    "It Takes More" as they begin the season beaten by two crap sides, held scoreless while allowing six goals (yeah, I'd say it's gonna "take more").


    I can't wait to hear the next slogan. Any guesses?


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  2. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Remember When?
     
  3. BBBulldog

    BBBulldog Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2004
    Dinamo Zagreb
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Croatia
    We're sorry would be a good one :D
     
  4. BigKris

    BigKris Member

    Jan 17, 2005
    Falls Church, VA
    "DC United: The only thing that looks worse on a soccer pitch than football lines"
     
  5. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    United Playoff Fever

    :eek:
     
  6. Diceson

    Diceson Member

    Dec 21, 1999
    That hurts! Butt funny though!!!

    I think mine would be:

    "DC United . . . We hope the next city wants us"
     
  7. DCUroma

    DCUroma Member+

    Jul 20, 2009
    Suck it Sensi
    Club:
    AS Roma
    DC United: Buzz Kill
     
  8. Sundevil9

    Sundevil9 Member

    Nov 23, 1999
    Reston, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Can't wait to get my plastic bowler hat in the mail.....
     
  9. DutchFootballRulez

    Jul 15, 2003
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    DC United: When Fenty Leaves...
     
  10. K

    K BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 16, 1999
    DC, Fake America
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Under Construction, Check Back in 2 Weeks
     
  11. GUTuna

    GUTuna Member

    Mar 23, 2000
    Washington, DC USA
    Using salary cap savings to offset stadium losses
     
  12. Tweaked

    Tweaked Member

    Jan 30, 2003
    The Hill
    New Season, Same Suckitude.
     
  13. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    DC United - We Kick the Balls!
     
  14. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
  15. The Big VA

    The Big VA Member

    Nov 1, 2006
    Richmond, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    DC United: Holding Open Tryouts
     
  16. DCUroma

    DCUroma Member+

    Jul 20, 2009
    Suck it Sensi
    Club:
    AS Roma
    DC United: Taking Donations
     
  17. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    It was either that or: United Alert - We've fallen and we can't get up!
     
  18. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    DC United: What are you lookin' at?!!!
     
  19. DCUroma

    DCUroma Member+

    Jul 20, 2009
    Suck it Sensi
    Club:
    AS Roma
    DC United: At least the reserves won!
     
  20. greatscott

    greatscott Member+

    Dec 21, 2002
    Richmond
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i think our long standing forum slogan beats all of these and should be formally adopted by the club.

    should be used as a surgeon generals warning above all entrances to rfk
     
  21. DangSkippy

    DangSkippy Member+

    Apr 28, 2009
    MoCo Maryland
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    D.C. United - Fewer points than a motel mattress.
     
  22. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    D.C. United - We can't score in a womens prison with a fistful of pardons
     
  23. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Only if we can draft Valerie Bertinelli to walk by the front of the supporters' section a few times a game ;) We can send Mackenzie Phillips to the metros :D

    [/giving away my age]
     
  24. Tweaked

    Tweaked Member

    Jan 30, 2003
    The Hill
    How about...

    DCU - We promise not to lose 11-1 to that other Philly Team. (We hope).
     
  25. DangerMouse37

    DangerMouse37 Member+

    Jan 22, 2004
    WDC / Barra
    We're not Etcheverry good any more.
     

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