Yawn. Scored four goals early in his rookie season (sound familiar?) and was touted as a can't-miss Nat, then didn't score after the summer hit (sound familiar?) and never really got back on track. I'm biased--there was a big Friends-of-Adam-Cristman group in our section at RFK in '07 or '08, the weekend he apparently got married, so all these U.Va. douchbagges with Revs jerseys were running around with "We Heart Adam" signs and "Just Married" paraphernalia. Yuck. I said some things. They said some things. I threw some things. They threw some things. I exposed some things. They... ran off screaming. Kasper: "He is hard-working" = he's not very fast. Kasper: "He is... athletic" = he's not exactly loaded with soccer skills I swear I'm gonna be nicer to the FO and coaches this year, starting with the next signing.
I was seated the row behind their group, which included his wife ..... who coincidentally was wearing a "Mrs. Cristman" jersey. How special.