PBP: DC vs. Montreal - Part Deux

Let's go United! Let's try not to suck!

 

Surprised Iapichino made the bench already. I thought it would take longer to get the work permit papers sorted out.

 

So besides Silva, no youth movement. Let's see if the old(er) squad blows it or what.

 

OMG Thorrington ... Choosing the hard back pass over the easy forward pass

 

Heck of a giveaway there...

 

2nd save already for Hamid in 3 minutes

 

Looking good so far, and by good I mean total ********ing dogshit crap smelly balls and ass.

 

Who needs stadium sound?

 

Game sound ends, showing everyone that our announcers can't afford to go to matches lol

 

That was surreal.

 

DeLeon's ball handling skills on display.. oh brother

 

DC United, making Justin Mapp look like a superstar since 2013

 

Mapp wins a header on goal in the box ... oh my ... that's gotta be a new low

 

I like Porter's 1v1 move. I'm gonna kick the ball to the right and I'll run to the left. They'll never expect it

 

Our wing pressure is horrible DeLeon or total shit Porter... that is why we have no chance here.

 

A little better from DC ... We're probably about even on chances but we haven't made Perkins make one save while Hamid's been pretty busy

 

I'd like to coin the new phrase Portoy (porter + pajoy)

 

This game is sort of cruel inasmuch as we're such crap but actually staying in there enough that it's not "done and over"

 

Speak of the devil

 

well there we go. That takes care of that I guess.

 

no handball?

 

They've been targeting that Riley-Woolard half of our defense all game. I guess you could see it coming

 

Thorrington totally screwed that play. He had an option cutting open through the middle, and instead of passing he decided to pirhouette. By the time he does and subsequently passes, the defender has closed him down and steals the ball .... for a dangerous counter in which Mapp shoots over the top. These guys kill me.