DC United @ NJ team owned by cancer-causing energy drink

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by fatbastard, Jun 21, 2012.

  1. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Who: Jersey Team Formerly Known As Metros
    When: Sunday ... Sunday ..... SUNDAY 7PM
    On What TV: NBC Sports, employer of the great Russ Thaler
    Radio: I have no idea

    Baby animal:
    [​IMG]

    Lots of folks going to Unpaid-for Park in Harrison NJ, even more should be watching on TV, some will be invisibly watching on crap pirated streaming sites - but we'll all be watching for a good old-fashioned beat-down of the Pink Cows
     
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  2. stangspritzring

    stangspritzring Member+

    Apr 3, 2006
    NorMD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    DAMN it! I spent too long looking for landfill pictures.
     
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  3. nobletea

    nobletea Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 29, 2004
    HarCo
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Easy enough...

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  4. stangspritzring

    stangspritzring Member+

    Apr 3, 2006
    NorMD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Is that map in French? They mis-spelled "landfill."
     
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  5. DCUSKINS

    DCUSKINS Member

    May 26, 2008
    San Francisco, CA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    MOTHER******** these ********ing ********s.
     
  6. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    That's really unfair. Only about 9/10 of the state is a fetid sh1t pile.
     
  7. stangspritzring

    stangspritzring Member+

    Apr 3, 2006
    NorMD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, but the other 1/10 is fetid pools of urine.
     
  8. West Coast Futbol

    United States
    May 7, 2008
    The Beach
    So listening to the players complimenting the traveling DC fans, will there be another full section for this match?
     
  9. nobletea

    nobletea Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 29, 2004
    HarCo
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A podcast, I cannot remember which one, said something about 300 or so. A little less. It's a Sunday night.
     
  10. Abner Ravenwood

    Jul 21, 2004
    Last seen in Nepal
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Is that cow a cyborg? What the hell is going on with the hind legs?

    Or is it better if I don't know...?
     
  11. Murr

    Murr Member+

    Apr 14, 2007
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    DC United
    Time to kill pink cows!!!!!
     
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  12. Hedbal

    Hedbal Member+

    Jul 31, 2000
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That must be some valuable cow to have two prosthetic legs! Unfortunately, it isn't a Jersey cow - I would guess Angus from the coloration - but a crippled cow of any breed is a good metaphor for a team that calls itself Red Bulls.
















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  13. ckonas

    ckonas Member

    Jan 1, 2011
    Fairfield, NJ
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    Greece
    Y'all resort to hating on my 'bulls cause you know you is getting KOed with a bucket of this:
    [​IMG]
     
  14. MagpieFan

    MagpieFan Member+

    Apr 25, 2004
    Back in DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    wait...was that supposed to be smack talk?

    I'm just confused...
     
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  15. stangspritzring

    stangspritzring Member+

    Apr 3, 2006
    NorMD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hey, give him a break, for a third grade education, he didn't do too badly. In 7 more years, when he reaches 5th grade, it will be all "your mom!"
     
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  16. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
  17. ImNumberTen

    ImNumberTen Member+

    Oct 4, 2007
    Washington, DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  18. Oveki8

    Oveki8 Member+

    May 4, 2012
    Club:
    DC United
    I think he wants to let you know that he is wearing 37 items of red bull flair or somesuch...

    He's got brain drain from that cancer causing drink!
     
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  19. Oveki8

    Oveki8 Member+

    May 4, 2012
    Club:
    DC United
    For a minute I thought this was Red&Black warming up for the game...
     
  20. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    He's too angry to type. :D
     
  21. stangspritzring

    stangspritzring Member+

    Apr 3, 2006
    NorMD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]
     
  22. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I searched for veal on the hoof, saw the pink lead on its head and pulled it up, that's when I saw the prosthetics and knew it was the right pic - was hoping someone would notice and be as curious/creeped-out by it as I was :)

    When we slaughter the metrobulls, it is perfectly acceptable to grind them up into patty form and serve them at the next tailgate, right?
     
  23. Hedbal

    Hedbal Member+

    Jul 31, 2000
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And you thought "pink slime" was bad.
     
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  24. stangspritzring

    stangspritzring Member+

    Apr 3, 2006
    NorMD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What? And you thought McDonald's contained suspect, highly carcinogenic meat-like "food"stuffs?
    I think we should start an annual tradition of a bull roast prior to the games. :D
     
  25. KGDG2005

    KGDG2005 Member

    Feb 13, 2005
    Arlington VA
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    We’re Coming for YOU!
    That’s right, you preening Jersey boys in your fancy pants stadium – the Black & Red hordes are massing for another trek to make your grounds RFK North.
    If you haven’t yet signed up for the latest roadtrip to Red Bull Arena on Sunday, you are NOT out of luck – yet! Jimi, our roadtrips director has procured an additional 50 tickets so that there is no excuse not to jump on a bus or make your way there on your own.
    Just drop him a note at roadtrips@screaming-eagles.com

    More details, yada yada at http://screaming-eagles.com/2012/06/first-place-at-stake-dont-miss-it/
     
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