The last is pretty rad (Read: lame), but I must say I appreciate the fact that the first is literally a douche bag.
Oh Pauly, you are always in contention. Not to change the subject, but I found a picture of you in let's say, about five years:
Wait a minute.....a Barra dbag? Does the winner get season tickets? The loser should be made to take 5 steps to the right.