Not a bad day's work from Buckfast's best customer... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/irish/3944453.stm
In a pub quiz question, I was to name the six British football clubs beggining with a P, I said Portadown and the wankstain quizmaster never gave it.
You should have demanded a Steward's enquiry... He already has 5 caps for NI, can't remember if any of those were in competitive fixtures, but I'd imagine at least one was. So, you're stuck with Paul Dickov for a bit longer...