Cucho Hernandez Artemis Rocket

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by LaMacchia, Jun 21, 2022.

  1. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    Tall Chris...

    Quad god...

    Shower aficionado...

    y u do dis 2 us?
     
  2. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
  3. jairadballerina

    jairadballerina Member+

    Sep 15, 2004
    C-Town
    Some men just like to watch the world burn...
     
  4. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's people like you that make me not trust joy.
     
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  5. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

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    Dec 14, 2018
    Well he took out a mortgage in February. But here is a potentially relevant case study Screenshot_20240404_160801_Chrome.jpg
     
  6. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
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    United States
    There is no news today, and likely won't be this week, but I'm fully convinced that Mighty Mighty Cucho's days in the Charlie Brown shirt now have a firm number attached to them.

    Let's enjoy him while we can, shall we?
     
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  7. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    They better have a comparable replacement locked down. And I don’t mean JRR.
     
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  8. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
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    United States
    In Bez We Trust.
     
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  9. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
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    Dec 14, 2018
    But Chris, he's got a good mortgage on some nice land in town. Who can pass that up? /s

    I hope that he plays and gives it his all.
     
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  10. soccerncbus

    soccerncbus Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 29, 2018
    Since you apparently know something nobody else does, are we going to see him on the field again? Or was CLT his last game in a Crew jersey? And what the heck happened that could have been bad enough to warrant this?
     
  11. soccerncbus

    soccerncbus Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 29, 2018
    Bez has explained countless times that they have prospects lined up for every player on the roster. Look no further than the fact that we signed Rossi so quickly after selling Lucas that they could have bumped into each other at the airport.
     
  12. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
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    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    From my understanding Rossi was already coming in when we sold Lucas. I could be wrong.
     
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  13. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    At some point it would be nice to hold onto some of these better players. If it was a Cucho decision that’s one thing but if he’s not happy to be leaving that’s a problem for me.
     
  14. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
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    United States
    [​IMG]

    I'm convinced Cucho said something similar and that's what landed him in hot water... again.
     
  15. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
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    United States
    I only know what I've heard - none of it from people employed by the Crew or MLS. But this is a (relatively) small town and people bump into each other and stop to chat.

    As for whether we've seen the last of him, and what exactly happened, I have no idea.
     
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  16. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    This was a topic of conversation among some friends the other night: If Nancy or Bez is going to get a bad rep it's going to be for not being loyal to players, especially beloved ones.
     
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  17. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
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    United States
    Lucas clearly didn’t want to go but I did think Rossi fit what Nancy wanted to do better.

    Cucho would be hard to replace with a “better” fit.
     
  18. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
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    United States
    You are the absolute killer of joy. ********ing hell.
     
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  19. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    This is certainly true and is true for any decently run team. Shit happens and in any business you can't let yourself get caught flat footed.

    The problem I see is that we're not talking about right backs here. Cucho is a forward, a hitter and an MVP caliber one. Those are tough to scrape up.
     
  20. Ball Kicker

    Ball Kicker Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Aug 11, 2022
    if/when he gets sold, I wonder if the negotiations were ongoing prior to the CLT game, or if his outburst forced the hand of Nancy. it sounds like there’s a “team ethos” that isn’t being followed..
     
  21. soccerncbus

    soccerncbus Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 29, 2018
    Based on the way Nancy has discussed the situation, it would seem some incident prompted the sale process to commence, assume that’s what the end result will be.
     
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  22. soccerncbus

    soccerncbus Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 29, 2018
    The Crew Twitter account just posted this and has everyone assuming Cucho is back. Oh boy.



    I will continue to hold out hope that Lamacchia is lying piece of crap that will never again be trusted with anything he says. Sadly, I doubt this will be the case and he will continue to be an honest, upstanding citizen.
     
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  23. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's not a contradiction. He's repeating what he's heard from random Applebee's waitresses and cheqp hookers wandering the streets.

    I believe that he has heard this stuff. I'm just not at all sure that it's true.

    As for the Crew tweet it would seem to be a subtle way of saying that everything is OK.

    I dont recall them.ever posting a goal of the month before. It would appear to be a conveniently new thing.
     
  24. soccerncbus

    soccerncbus Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 29, 2018
    Oh I definitely believe he’s being truthful based on what he’s heard. I too have some doubts about the info that he’s hearing being true, but that may just be wishful thinking on my part.
     
  25. Paul171121

    Paul171121 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 14, 2018
    #225 Paul171121, Apr 4, 2024
    Last edited: Apr 4, 2024
    I wonder if Cucho said something like I had a $____ offer for me and I'm too good to play in this league on crap turf with crap refs and really got into it with the coach. I'd wager an approach was already made earlier, and the crew agreed after that game. Edit: or if it's a release clause, Cucho agreed after that game.

    Some differences from the Lucas rumors include: the initial buzz the Saudis were poking around, then some MLS twitter personality got the scoop that the Crew would sell him, and then Tommy Scoops confirmed. Here it's all local I'm assuming. True Applebee's waitress stuff.
     
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