Cristiano - Handbags and banter (thread for banter, irreverence and every area of CR7's life)

Re: Is Good, I am very calm - Ronaldo.

LOL but we all know that would never happen (Because Veloso and the other guy cant speak English)

 

Re: Is Good, I am very calm - Ronaldo.

It should be Veloso saying that, because Veloso is a gay ****** and it would be funnier if someone gay says that considering the abuse "ponce" ronaldo gets from opposing fans in that regard.

Veloso=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqu9uAMl3wU

WTF?!?!?!?!?!

Look how to whispers to Manelele after as well, revolting!

 

Re: Is Good, I am very calm - Ronaldo.

Quaresma>Ronaldo

GTFO

 

Re: Is Good, I am very calm - Ronaldo.

Lol. Wait.





WTF!?

What the hell was Veloso doing on top of that other Portuguese player? What the hell was that humping motion!?!?

What the hell did he whisper to him?



Uh....

 

Re: Is Good, I am very calm - Ronaldo.

"Shall I put on some more lubricant?"

"The carpet, the car or the four-poster bed..you decide"

Cringe worthy....can you imagine Ronaldo, Nani, Anderson and Veloso in digs together?

 

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You got a wild imagination...wow. Me likey.

 

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He was just highlighting one of his favourite hobbies..*woof woof*

 

Re: Is Good, I am very calm - Ronaldo.

the best PART is when barry white music kicks in and you hear the sigh..

"ughhhhh"..

LMSFAO...

You can't even justify that...can't do a "no homo" either...

Dude posistioned himself perfect...ready for insertion eh?

 

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ah you got that off though lmao

 

Re: Is Good, I am very calm - Ronaldo.

I have a friend in that movie. She has a small part.

Haven't seen it yet...TBH it looks kinda stupid.

 

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Medical experts have come to the defence of Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo over his spotkick gaffe against West Ham last month.

United lost the game 2-1, with Ronaldo's penalty miss opening the door for the Hammers to storm back from one goal down to win through headers from Matthew Upson and Anton Ferdinand.

A top neurologist has claimed that animated perimeter boards could have affected Ronaldo when he stepped up to take his spotkick.

Dr Bahador Bahrami of the Institute of Cognitive Neuroscience at University College, London cites Ronaldo's miss at West Ham on December 29 as just one instance of a player possibly being distracted by the animated LED boards.

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He has suggested that the Portuguese star's concentration may have been disrupted by the LED advertising board behind the goal - which at the time was bookmaker JAXX - West Ham's online betting partner - which was moving to the left, the same direction that Ronaldo aimed his shot.

He told the Daily Mail: "Studies have shown that if you are reaching for something, the human brain corrects for background movement, so you could end up missing the object you are aiming for.

"If the player's brain was attempting to focus on the ball and ignore the moving image in the background as he took the shot, this could have had a similar effect."

However, the subliminal effect of West Ham's sponsor has been played down by JAXX themselves.

"I'd love to say that we set the whole thing up, but this is a simple animated graphic that has been in use all season at more than one Premiership club," said Mark Irvine, Managing Director of JAXX UK.

"From my own experience as a football fan, I know that LED boards can be divisive as some fans find them distracting but, even if this is true, it's the first time I've heard of a result actually hinging on an animated logo.

"It would be interesting to take the concept one step further, perhaps with home clubs flashing up 'Shoot to the Left!' or 'You're Gonna Miss!' as away players prepare to take a penalty. I'm not sure what the FA would make of it though."

 

Re: Is Good, I am very calm - Ronaldo.

The only way he could of possibly missed.

 

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Interesting one that. Has anyone ever noticed if those animated billboards are turned on or off when we take a penalty at OT?

On Ronaldo, I would like to see him given a rest this weekend. I'm worried about him getting burnt out.

 

Re: Is Good, I am very calm - Ronaldo.

I dont think they move from left to right or vice versa. I think they fade in and out, or go up and down.

 

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Actually it will vary, and at that time in the game that jaxx thing scrolled left the whole time he was setting up for the kick.

Subliminal visual cues are huge and our mind has learned to automatically react to them, I won't say he wouldn't have missed it but there is a ton of science behind this type of thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8ppbF8D_Hw

 

Re: Is Good, I am very calm - Ronaldo.

I have to say, Nobby Stiles really gave Eusebio a bollocking. Some really really cynical defending.

Glad that he was on our side

 

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That'll probably the only thing that matters at the end. Who doesnt like George Best..? But Ronaldo, well? I think we know.

At my last job I had this 75 year old Scottish lady as a boss and she saw me wearing an Arsenal shirt one day and told me she used to live near Highbury near the 60-70s and went to all the matches, so we started talking about the team of today and out of nowhere she brings up George Best and how David Beckham is no George Best! Thats love man. Best = loved.

 

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Oh even our cristiano can drive the ladies mad..

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