CrewboyCraig: Talkin' Playoffs

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Bill Archer, Oct 9, 2003.

  1. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You want proof the Crew is in trouble?

    Even Merz is getting sarcastic:

    Andrulis:"We know we have start with Chicago and take care of business."

    Merz:Instead of taking care of business recently, the Crew seems headed to Chapter 11.


    Then there's Greggie with this classic:

    Andrulis:"If we get three wins, I think we can get ourselves in."

    But Craig helpfully supplies the facts:

    Merz:The Crew has not won more than two in a row since Aug. 14, 2001

    But here's my favorite; a stirring call to arms from our leader - reminds me of Al Pacino in the locker room:

    "We still have a pulse,"

    Bring on those rotters from Chicago!!!!!! WE HAVE A PULSE!!!!!

    Please, Northend: I'll pay good beer to hear a rousing chorus of "WE'VE GOT A PULSE!!!! WE'VE GOT A PULSE!!!!"

    http://www.1460thefan.com/tf.php?story=dispatch/2003/10/09/20031009-C6-01.html
     
  2. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    after reading this report I want to load my gun and shoot myself.
     
  3. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Evil
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    {humor}Don't be stupid...

    I you are going to put a bullet in your skull at least have the decency to go on a killing spree first and let the cops take you down... I would suggest hiding in the bushes outside the Crew front office with a high powered rifle.

    Do the right thing...
    {/humor}
     
  4. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Common Zak, you don't own a guy... it so isn't your style. And pasting your brains on the wall would really ruin all the hard work you put into your hair. Think man, think!
     
  5. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    The only problem is by the last home game we'll be flatlined.
     
  6. diablodelsol

    diablodelsol Member+

    Jan 10, 2001
    New Jersey
  7. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Considering they started playing well when Twellman went down originally and had players like Chris Brown scoring hat tricks I doubt this will affect our boys that much. We still don't score goals.
     
  8. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    Crewboy Craig had to write SOMETHING!
     
  9. Raoul

    Raoul New Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Downtown Dublin
    "We still have a pulse,"

    Unfortunately, people in COMAS still have a pulse, too.

    Craig has been getting subtly more caustic for some weeks now. I'm sure it's getting hard to maintain a professional demeanor when you get such drivel in an interview - game after game.
     
  10. Raoul

    Raoul New Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Downtown Dublin
    Re: Re: CrewboyCraig: Talkin' Playoffs

    We're mentally flatlined now, just some guys playing with heart in a shippy situation.
     
  11. Sneever Flion

    Sneever Flion New Member

    Oct 29, 2002
    Detroit, MI
    "The Crew sits fifth in the Eastern Conference with 32 points."

    Why do they say this as if there are teams below us? Just say were in last place in the East. That's where we are, that's where we belong, that's where we'll stay.

    Hitting this team with padels charged to 480V DC wouldn't give them a pulse.
     

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